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rory euhemeria

@euhemeria.bsky.social
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its rory, from everywhere. i love my cats and rock climbing. sometimes i write things. lesbian. late 20s. she/her

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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
went out to get yakitori... got the chicken hearts and he was huffing my fingers SO HARD when i got home (also ran into a teacher from my old hs on the train and he was v cool. good chat abt mass incarceration & disenfranchisement of formerly incarcerated ppl in va) (+ the mystics won! yayyyy!)
an orange tabby is sitting in front of the camera ears askew with huge begging eyes and very engaged whiskersan orange tabby is sniffing the camera, his snout taking up most of the frame.  his nose is very dark pink bc hes excited, so his heart rate is up, leading to increased bloodflow and darkening of the nose.  theres a word for this when the capillaries expand but im too high :(
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
did not go 0/2 this wkend thank u leicy santos and hal hershfelt‼️
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hey yall whats up. hazed my dad by forcing him to get the 'my first game' cert at the stics game tonight (we lost) ((but im going to the spirit game tmrw so maybe i wont be 0/2))
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
happy new year 2026!! a friend saw this pic of me from last night and said i was "marty sucreme"
a polaroid photo of two people in formalwear playing ping pong in a white basement.  due to image contrast and clothing choices, the person on the right doesn't stand out much from the walls in the background
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
cat update! pebbles is snuggly and big guy was looking majestic
a calico cat has her face very near the camera, eyes half closed in pleasure as she is being pet.  she is stood on her hind paws with one forepaw on the humans leg so that she can get as close to their face as possiblean orange tabby is sitting looking out a large window, whiskers and ears in an alert and engaged position.  the picture is in profile and he is in a sunbeam
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Washington Spirit @washingtonspirit.com · 16/11/2025
District vs Empire Championship Edition 😤
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
hello gamers. my parents, who divorced in december of 2020, are now engaged... to one another
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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Rory the frog
Rory the frog
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
very content kitties
an orange tabby and a calico cat sleep shoulder to shoulder, their bodies leaning on one another slightly.  they are on a bed, and there is a wall with a cat hammock and cat house behind them
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
view i woke up to... guess he was watching me sleep LOL
an orange tabby gazes down at the camera.  he is above the photographer in a wooden home shaped box attached to the wall
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
random life update for those of u who vaguely know me: my parents (divorced almost 5 yrs) are dating (one another)
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
enjoyed my little staycation (even if i did confirm that its cherry blossoms im allergic to... oops). went to some museums and the local queer bookstore, got lunch w friends, hit my climbing goal for the year(!) by flashing a 5.12- on lead, hung out w my cats, and just generally had a good time
a picture of the mlk jr. memorial--a statue of mlk jr. carved in light colored granite, his arms crossed and a serious expression on his face--surrounded by cherry blossoms.  the sky above is very blue with whispy clouds
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
taking a little staycation because i didnt want to leave my cats (or the gym) for too long but had a ton of PTO. so far this has involved dozing w the cats and making plans to visit all the museums tourists usually go to that i take for granted
an orange tabby lies in a sunbeam.  he is on his side on a humans bed with his head just slightly hanging over the edge.  hes half-awake, and the sun from the window behind him shines through his ears
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I love how she’s like. Listen, to be clear, I’m racist. However this is too far
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
officially pretty consistent w leading 5.11+... and yet still anxious abt making the jump to 5.12-
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
going to the gym at 8am on a saturday will make u feel so productive... but watch out! u go to sit on the couch "just for a minute" when u get home and it spirals into a half hour nap and the saturday sleepies
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
they choose some interesting positions to groom each other in
two cats are on a couch.  a calico cat is lying on her side half curled, grooming the top of an orange tabbys head.  the orange tabby is lying perpendicular to her with his lower body facing away from the direction of her head.  his midsection is contorted upwards, one paw down on his hind leg and one put to brace himself, as he leans his upper body and head to the side 180° from his lower body, to groom the calico's front leg

he could simply turn his lower body to face the other way, and be comfortable
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
not to brag but today i managed a hat trick and completed three previously abandoned wips. they were all about 85% of the way done, but it still took abt 7.5k cumulative words (+ some editing) to get them to the finish line
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
pebbles is here to remind you that housecats are related to leopards. big guy is here to remind you that they split off quite some time ago
a calico cat perches securely on a post that juts out from the wall.  her ears are forward in an engaged/hunting position, and she has one paw hanging down, prepared to pouncea calico cat perches securely on a post that juts out from the wall.  her ears are forward in an engaged/hunting position, and she has one paw hanging down.  her head is also hanging below the post as she looks towards the camera, prepared for a cat toy to be flicked in her directionan orange tabby cat is lying sideways between two posts justting out from the wall.  his forepaws are wrapped around one of the posts for dear life, but his ears are still forward in an engaged/hunting position.  he looks as if he may fall at any momentan orange tabby cat has fallen halfway between two posts that jut out from the wall.  his hind legs are still securely on one of the posts, but his front paws wrapped around the other post are the only thing keeping his front end from falling through entirely.  his head cannot be seen as it is obscured by the posts
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
im trying to actually use my stationary so if we are long time mutuals (incl from another site) feel free to dm me ur address if u want a letter 🫡
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025
When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️
teenvogue.com
Billionaires Should Not Exist
Yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure.
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
there's 'blocked the EO from going into effect' and then there's a judge saying from the bench "this is literally the most illegal thing I've ever seen, how are you even a real lawyer"
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
led my first 5.11d tonight and i did NOT fall. goal of leading a 5.12a by the time the year is out is looking very attainable 😂
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My new essay comic, Antisemitism in a Time of Genocide, is now up at Le Monde Diplomatique in France. I’ll thread the 8 panels in English here, and link to the French at the end.
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
u can be having the worst workday of ur life and still get a cheery reminder in outlook that theres a "well-being wednesday!" seminar in 4 minutes
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i need this place to allow privs already bc i dont want my Posts all over a public timeline, u know?
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
and remember that virtue signaling by posting your involvement in actions is not just annoying but actually endangers you and others. you don't need to post on social media about doing good, you can just do the good.
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
notable happenings so far this year: - wrote some things that i actually shared publicly - lots of fucking snow - cat wall... 2!! - my brother got engaged (which is great bc my future sil is the BEST) - i managed parsva bakasana aka side crow pose :D its a pretty darn difficult one
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
good day at the gym today, i will say. a friend was in town for all of four hours and hit me up to climb w them 😂 they knew id be down
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ACT UP, 1990
A man carries a coffin with a skull on the front and spray painted on the side "we're here we're queer we hate the fucking president"
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
monthly post or whatever but! i have given the cats another furniture wall. they love it 💖🐈💖
a calico cat sits on a platform that attaches to a wooden 'house' shaped structure, high on a wall.  she is yawning very widelya calico cat lies across two sissal rope posts (affixed to a wall perpendicularly) and bats at a piece of painters tape below her.  an orange tabby stands behind and slightly below her on the third tier of a platform/scratch post three step structure.  he is watching her intentlyan orange cat looks down at the viewer from his position inside a wooden box.  the wooden box is at ceiling heightthere are two sissal posts attached perpendicularly to a wall above the eye level of the photographer.  they are spaced so that a cat can lean between them, and a calico cat is doing just that.  her tail is sticking out past the posts for balance, and he head is sticking between them near the wall.  she has one front paw wrapped around a post for balance while the other leg, near her head, is extended out towards the camera, paw open as if she is waving
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
finally locked in this yr and put on real muscle 😤 a struggle bc i hate basically every form of protein
a person stands in front of a mirror in joggers and a crop top.  their arm is flexed, with defined biceps and triceps.  their abdomen is also toned

(and behind them in the background is a large shipping box that has been retrofitted to serve as a cat fort)
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
kuroo was not a good gm, unfortunately
a black kitten sits behind a gm screen and scoops a die out of a rolling tray.  he is moving quickly enough his head is blurreda black kitten sits behind a gm screen and scoops a die out of a rolling tray.  he is moving quickly enough his front leg is blurred, but now you can see his intent expression, with alert ears forwarda black kitten sits behind a gm screen and has a die scooped in his front paw.  he is hunched over it looking down, ears in an alert positiona black kitten sits behind a gm screen and swats a die near the screen.  he is facing away from the camera now
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
ran a pikmin themed game last night for my pikmin bloomfs (vice, @secia.bsky.social, @queenllama.bsky.social, and meredith). had good fun, drank some nectar, fought a bulborb and got caught in a glue trap
five people sit at a game table in a living room.  they are all making funny faces (mouth open, tongues out, confused expression, etc).  there is a gm screen in front of the person taking the photo, and a battlemap on the table along with rolling trays, minus, and character sheetsfive people sit at a game table in a living room.  they are the same people as in the picture before, but this time they are smiling.  there is a gm screen in front of the person taking the photo, and a battlemap on the table along with rolling trays, minus, and character sheets
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
friends and i went out for a walk and stumbled on a community health fair. the woman handing out fliers offered us the ones on cancer screening, heart health, etc when she got to the one on pregnancy and childbirth, she said "youre too young to worry abt that" the avg age of our group is *29*
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
overheard at pax unplugged: person: theres this one book im looking for... i cant remember what its called or what it looked like, but i saw it on bluesky companion: oh that narrows it down
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
back w our fave pax find of all time!!! triangle agency by @hauntedtable.bsky.social emilia and i played a demo in 2022 and we STILL talk about our characters. its an amazing system & id rec it to anyone (also feat. oomf @queenllama.bsky.social of course)
a display at pax of the game triangle agency.  two people are holding sci-fi style guns in front of a backdrop for the game, and a third person is handing out the gunsa display at pax of the game triangle agency.  two people are holding sci-fi style guns in front of a backdrop for the game, and a third person is with them giving a thumbs up
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2024
around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely
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Neil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/11/2024
This is as much a condemnation of currently prescribed HRT regimens as it of the moral panic surrounding sports. Our T is nuked to unhealthy levels by medical professionals who are trusted to know what they're doing.
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me and the only other person on this train wearing masks look at each other like
a picture of a red pandas face, its ears are back and it looks like its grimacing
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
"World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time."
World Central Kitchen statement: We are heartbroken to share that a vehicle carrying World Central Kitchen colleagues was hit by an Israeli airstrike in Gaza. At this time, we are working with incomplete information and are urgently seeking more details.
World Central Kitchen had no knowledge that any individual in the vehicle had alleged ties to the October 7th
Hamas attack.
World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time.
Our hearts are with our colleagues and their families in this unimaginable moment.
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
got a haircut from someone new bc my old hairdresser moved and it turned out perfect 🙏
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
hes fast asleep like this 💖
an orange tabby cat lies on his side on a bed, asleep.  one of his hind paws is on a humans wrist, and his forepaws are held in the humans hand.  he has his nose up against the humans fingers, and his tail tucked up to their forearm.  his relaxed ear and whisker position indicate that he is sleeping peacefully
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Elibaba @shlumpsters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
According to JStreet’s November 7th polling 62% of American Jews support measures such as Sanders’ joint declaration
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
anyway. nothing more beautiful than coming home drunk and playing with ur cats. i love them
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
out drinking contemplating the fact that my great great grandma bought the coat im wearing over a century ago. no way she was out there in 1919 imagining a descendant she would never meet but here i am... very warm at this outdoor bar... thank u frieda
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rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
its cold enough that hes gotten cuddly
an orange tabby cat is curled up next to a human's foot.  he is under a white & blue blanket with light shining through and illuminating his face.  he is gazing at the camera and holding the human's foot with his forepaws

and on a more subjective level, he looks extremely cute
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