rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 10/08/2026went out to get yakitori... got the chicken hearts and he was huffing my fingers SO HARD when i got home (also ran into a teacher from my old hs on the train and he was v cool. good chat abt mass incarceration & disenfranchisement of formerly incarcerated ppl in va) (+ the mystics won! yayyyy!) 260 6
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 31/05/2026did not go 0/2 this wkend thank u leicy santos and hal hershfelt‼️ 010 1
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/05/2026hey yall whats up. hazed my dad by forcing him to get the 'my first game' cert at the stics game tonight (we lost) ((but im going to the spirit game tmrw so maybe i wont be 0/2)) 160 6
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 02/01/2026happy new year 2026!! a friend saw this pic of me from last night and said i was "marty sucreme" 150 5
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 17/11/2025cat update! pebbles is snuggly and big guy was looking majestic 040 4
Reposted by rory euhemeriaWashington Spirit @washingtonspirit.com · 16/11/2025District vs Empire Championship Edition 😤 49315 93
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/09/2025hello gamers. my parents, who divorced in december of 2020, are now engaged... to one another 380 8
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 05/05/2025view i woke up to... guess he was watching me sleep LOL 070 7
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 02/05/2025random life update for those of u who vaguely know me: my parents (divorced almost 5 yrs) are dating (one another) 030 3
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 08/04/2025enjoyed my little staycation (even if i did confirm that its cherry blossoms im allergic to... oops). went to some museums and the local queer bookstore, got lunch w friends, hit my climbing goal for the year(!) by flashing a 5.12- on lead, hung out w my cats, and just generally had a good time 040 4
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 29/03/2025taking a little staycation because i didnt want to leave my cats (or the gym) for too long but had a ton of PTO. so far this has involved dozing w the cats and making plans to visit all the museums tourists usually go to that i take for granted 0130 13
Reposted by rory euhemeriaA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I love how she’s like. Listen, to be clear, I’m racist. However this is too far 271796206 1.8K
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 10/03/2025officially pretty consistent w leading 5.11+... and yet still anxious abt making the jump to 5.12- 040 4
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/02/2025going to the gym at 8am on a saturday will make u feel so productive... but watch out! u go to sit on the couch "just for a minute" when u get home and it spirals into a half hour nap and the saturday sleepies 060 6
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/02/2025they choose some interesting positions to groom each other in 090 9
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025not to brag but today i managed a hat trick and completed three previously abandoned wips. they were all about 85% of the way done, but it still took abt 7.5k cumulative words (+ some editing) to get them to the finish line 2120 12
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 01/02/2025pebbles is here to remind you that housecats are related to leopards. big guy is here to remind you that they split off quite some time ago 2374 37
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/01/2025im trying to actually use my stationary so if we are long time mutuals (incl from another site) feel free to dm me ur address if u want a letter 🫡 040 4
Reposted by rory euhemeriaTeen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️teenvogue.comBillionaires Should Not ExistYes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. 387284378416 28.4K
Reposted by rory euhemeriastate song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025there's 'blocked the EO from going into effect' and then there's a judge saying from the bench "this is literally the most illegal thing I've ever seen, how are you even a real lawyer" 121765 217
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 24/01/2025led my first 5.11d tonight and i did NOT fall. goal of leading a 5.12a by the time the year is out is looking very attainable 😂 130 3
Reposted by rory euhemeriaEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025My new essay comic, Antisemitism in a Time of Genocide, is now up at Le Monde Diplomatique in France. I’ll thread the 8 panels in English here, and link to the French at the end. 6963391523 6.3K
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/01/2025u can be having the worst workday of ur life and still get a cheery reminder in outlook that theres a "well-being wednesday!" seminar in 4 minutes 0150 15
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i need this place to allow privs already bc i dont want my Posts all over a public timeline, u know? 3801 80
Reposted by rory euhemeriabrushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025and remember that virtue signaling by posting your involvement in actions is not just annoying but actually endangers you and others. you don't need to post on social media about doing good, you can just do the good. 3789447 789
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025notable happenings so far this year: - wrote some things that i actually shared publicly - lots of fucking snow - cat wall... 2!! - my brother got engaged (which is great bc my future sil is the BEST) - i managed parsva bakasana aka side crow pose :D its a pretty darn difficult one 0120 12
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025good day at the gym today, i will say. a friend was in town for all of four hours and hit me up to climb w them 😂 they knew id be down 060 6
Reposted by rory euhemeriaGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025ACT UP, 1990 50208336825 20.8K
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025monthly post or whatever but! i have given the cats another furniture wall. they love it 💖🐈💖 0411 41
Reposted by rory euhemeriaNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving 345183933856 18.4K
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 20/12/2024finally locked in this yr and put on real muscle 😤 a struggle bc i hate basically every form of protein 3872 87
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 09/12/2024ran a pikmin themed game last night for my pikmin bloomfs (vice, @secia.bsky.social, @queenllama.bsky.social, and meredith). had good fun, drank some nectar, fought a bulborb and got caught in a glue trap 1211 21
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 08/12/2024friends and i went out for a walk and stumbled on a community health fair. the woman handing out fliers offered us the ones on cancer screening, heart health, etc when she got to the one on pregnancy and childbirth, she said "youre too young to worry abt that" the avg age of our group is *29* 190 9
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 07/12/2024overheard at pax unplugged: person: theres this one book im looking for... i cant remember what its called or what it looked like, but i saw it on bluesky companion: oh that narrows it down 0170 17
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 07/12/2024back w our fave pax find of all time!!! triangle agency by @hauntedtable.bsky.social emilia and i played a demo in 2022 and we STILL talk about our characters. its an amazing system & id rec it to anyone (also feat. oomf @queenllama.bsky.social of course) 0254 25
Reposted by rory euhemeriaonion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2024around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely 594792976 4.8K
Reposted by rory euhemeriaNeil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no 561370747001 37.1K
Reposted by rory euhemeriaTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 30/11/2024This is as much a condemnation of currently prescribed HRT regimens as it of the moral panic surrounding sports. Our T is nuked to unhealthy levels by medical professionals who are trusted to know what they're doing. 13489132 489
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 30/11/2024me and the only other person on this train wearing masks look at each other like 11335 133
Reposted by rory euhemeriaMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/11/2024"World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time." 571972943 2K
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 29/11/2024got a haircut from someone new bc my old hairdresser moved and it turned out perfect 🙏 0110 11
Reposted by rory euhemeriaElibaba @shlumpsters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024According to JStreet’s November 7th polling 62% of American Jews support measures such as Sanders’ joint declaration 15817 58
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/11/2024anyway. nothing more beautiful than coming home drunk and playing with ur cats. i love them 0100 10
rory euhemeria @euhemeria.bsky.social · 23/11/2024out drinking contemplating the fact that my great great grandma bought the coat im wearing over a century ago. no way she was out there in 1919 imagining a descendant she would never meet but here i am... very warm at this outdoor bar... thank u frieda 0150 15