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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 1h
They remove the right hand door on mail trucks because it's funny
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Hunbunqueen 🦟🪲🪳 @hunbunqueen.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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THUMPER @thumpergame.com · 10/10/2026
Ten years ago, you met the beetle. Over a million of you survived. Thank you for playing Thumper.
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuuuck I suck at krillion
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jk Rowling steaming and shidding her pants mad about people turning one of her male characters into a girl
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In 2008 before wireless game controllers were invented, Mario Galaxy players had to email Shigeru Miyamoto with “I jumped” followed by the name of the mission they were on, their Wii’s serial number, and wait 2-3 business days for Mario to jump
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Man© is microwaving my brain in attempt to sway my vote for the midterm elections and I refuse to give in
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youre kidding
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FUCK that song by earth wind and fire
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
millenials be like Ima firin mah lazor
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 16/09/2026
a pizza hut in the garage
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro is pooped
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wish i lived in a area with easy access to a little caesars
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaeeeeeee)ooklkiiioooooo
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He's like if Barbie was a guy and taught typing
Brooke gazes at the camera softly, smiling. He's got a red scarf on, and a bright yellow blazer with a red tube-top underneath. His chest is bare and exposed, revealing speaker-holes underneath (because he's a doll with a speaker). Someone off-screen remarks,
"Ace Attorney npc-looking bastard"
Brooke replies,
"You have no idea how flattering that is to me."
Brooke, posed in a recreation of the NES Barbie game's title screen. He's got a green-yellow blazer on with a dress, white gloves, red stockings, and purple heels. Underneath his blazer is a red tube-top, separated from the dress with a purple sash. Title text next to him reads,
"BRooke tm
(C)1989 Stoatal Mysteries"
with various question marks adorning the top and bottom of the text. Brooke is holding out a magnifying glass, while standing daintily with a smile. His eyes are obscured in shadow.Various sketches of Brooke. In the top left he's dancing, wiggling himself about. Text there reads:
(his 'gotsaclue' dance; twists and wiggles with each repetition of 'gotsaclue')
(Do not say this with an italian accent)
"we gotsa clue!
"gotsacluegotsaclue"

In another drawing, front and center, Brooke is standing stiffly with his arms stuck out, bent at the elbow, as if readying to hold a large book.
"Sometimes I forget to unstuck my arms but it's okay!" he says, smiling brightly with funny, raised eyebrows.
"I like them like this. Sometimes people hang their coats on them. This purse isn't mine, for example."
Another drawing in the top right shows him looking cutely at something out of view, pointing kind of absent mindedly at himself with his index finger,
"Stoooatlly cool."
In the bottom right, a headshot of Brooke looking particularly surprised with particularly raised, floating eyebrows can be seen.
"how am I doing What that with my eyebrows?"
This was actually a typo but it sounds funny so I left it in
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Super @superfromnd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PLAY
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✨Mizuki-mi ✨ GRÁFICA ABERTA! @mizuki-miart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The vampire in my emails called automatic payment is sucking my shit clean
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if youre going to make your videos with ai at least have the decency to caption them
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つのさめ comitia157/S06a @tsunosame.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Take me back to diver city gundam I want to be with diver city gundam
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LET ME MERGE JAGOFF
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How I feel going to bed early as a 30 year old man on a Friday night
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Morgan Freeman Sleeping
ALT: Morgan Freeman Sleeping
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck it. Dinner
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SocksBX 😁 @socksbx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this is some serious cornball shit
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
convincing my coworkers that anime originates from china
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chess!! Hhalloween october @videochess.world · 11/08/2026
hey, here's a fun lil proof of concept i threw together a couple months ago and never posted about. made with godot (.net) and libsm64-godot. #chess_arts
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
more clear cut evidence of my "harry potter fans aren't human" case
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WizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP, COMMS OPEN @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 09/08/2026
Ten feet Twenty the donut man #requests #deltarune
Homer doing the Asgore sprite of him peering through the door, with his dark world version visible in the shadow
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a lot of Nintendo discourse on the timeline today so just reminding our players what our #1 goal is
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Breakfast with eggs served three ways
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯RAISE YOUR DONGERS FOR ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ DISCORD ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
youtu.be/A6cSbof7Pik
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Shin Megami Tensei IV OST - Battle B2 - (Boss Battle Theme)
YouTube video by nemesiswontdie
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the worst time of any day has to be when you have to put on pants
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Asking my age is rude" people are just insecure about their age. "Don't share your income with others" people are just insecure about their wealth
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mixed congee my beloved
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
cmon guys
youtu.be
Dynamite that failed to detonate on Pittsburgh Bridge goes off 24 hours later, startling workers
YouTube video by CBS Pittsburgh
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
accidentally case hardened the bottom of my pan because my broken ass stovetop keeps overheating
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
insane
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
are we fr
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nathan fillion stole my fucking nuts
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
subposting
a very long sub sandwich on the counter in a kitchen
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Euceron @euceron.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Local Wendy's has started putting half the amount of lettuce in their burgers as if that'll stop the poop parasite
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