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@ethanhunter.bsky.social
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I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him

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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 15h
He at least ate a little tiny bit. Like a rabbit poop or two
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, well. Nevertheless
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man oh man how I would love it if Cam just ate shit tonight. Just gave up ten in three innings or something
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Warners really should have called me...
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit the Lanterns crew nailed that whole series.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLY SHIT THEY WALKED IT OFF! Fuck the Padres
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And when I saw him doing media in this shirt...holy shit I hate that guy
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not just ending Pedy's career, he's the fucking worst: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mNt...
youtube.com
The DIRTIEST Player In Baseball
YouTube video by iTalk Studios
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like underdogs, too! I'm not sure who that is. Milwaukee won a lot more, Padres are spending about 80 million more. For me, it's as easy as: Machado is simply the worst human in baseball and that is a high fucking bar to clear
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get that. And San Diego has X. The only thing I feel for the Brewers is that they've never even been to the WS and I think that's worth rooting for. Also, I'm pretty sure Misiorowski isn't human and that's neat
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well...then we are now sworn enemies! ;p
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*are
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've got it on and sort of watching. Fuck Machado. Fuck the Padres
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Machado hit .217 this season? Those Duran-like numbers. Tough year for assholes at the plate I suppose.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol. I HATE HATE HATE it was the yankees that did it, but otherwise I'm not even upset. this team was shit and I knew it all along. But I appreciate the concern!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Red Sox fan all I can say is, I look forward to a new Full Throttle offseason! (Shopping in the bargain bin for broken dolls and being called a genius when you accidentally stop losing for a month)
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Live look at the Red Sox
static.klipy.com
Building Collapse
ALT: Building Collapse
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ship him back to Baltimore in a crate of old bay. Fucking hell
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is Adley secretly a fucking yankee‽‽‽‽‽
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First batter back is a K and Adley is like, I'll get around to throwing this shit to first. Maybe next week? I've got a lot on my plate
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like putting in Crochet. Even if he's not ready. Take a swing with the beast
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did that last night. At this point I think I'm just gonna mute the TV and ask Alexa to play Taps on repeat for a while
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well. One run should be enough to do us in. See you guys in April?
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They use the time Lou's talking to look around for more yankees they can drag into the booth
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did they even give him a fucking stick‽
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jamai Jones playing in a do-or-die game in the postseason is so fucking crazy. Just run the stilt guy who hangs out outside Fenway at this point. At least that would be funny
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, go Sox
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think I can take this peacock booth again, guys holy shit
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp. Braves game sucked. So far the Chi Sox are crushing the Astros so at least there's that. And I've still got two and a half hours to get absolutely zooted before the only game that really matters starts and crushes my soul even further.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not giving up on Roman, but the fact that a premier MLB team ever pinned so much on a prospect who's like eleven years old should be studied, and Brez should be kicked in the balls for a day or two straight.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not impersonating him at the plate though 👀
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. Bryce Harper doing his best Jarren Duran impression in the outfield. Oooooof. I'm happy about it, though!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. I turned off the game when it was 4-0 - I just saw the final line. I could laugh or I could cry, I guess so...lol
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it comes to Duran, this is me being nice
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#RedSox #Hate
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does Gamboa know he's not a yankee?
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super irritating.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's been freezing for me all day. Doing a backup/rewind has been fixing it for me.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miller is a demon. Weissert is a demon that I'm currently less mad at.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for being baseball's best thing this year, Tolle! You're so pretty!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thirty. Million. Dollars. A. Year.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Totes
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay Durbin made up for it
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool fielding!
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooops all strikeouts (I hate this so much)
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We're a bonkers-evil company and everyone with a soul hates us. What shuould we do for a TV spot?" "Make people watch dentistry???" "It's genius! Do it!" -Kalshi people, I guess
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this is literally the worst booth I've ever heard. I've given up and am now listening to the radio, which is not synced. And I don't even particularly like the radio booth. That's how bad this TV booth is.
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see spin, maybe just don't swing tonight at all?
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trevor Story. 30 million dollars a year
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E @ethanhunter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want the people who make the Farmers ads and the guys that make the Liberty Biberty ads to get into a gang war that nobody survives
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