Reposted by library(jijiplot)Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026theonion.com/man-who-drin... 886467935
Reposted by library(jijiplot)business goose🪿 @goose.art · 14/10/2026openai: sophisticated recording device found in office russian spy from 1992: *takes drag from cigarette* vat is zis nonsense? shoddy cravtsmanship. i bilt tyen better bugz than thees every day dyuring your so called "cold var" 1233
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Check in on the women, femmes, and nonbinary people you know in tech. They are not ok - the Grace Hopper Conference cancellation is a symptom of Big Tech investing less in new talent and being more openly misogynistic. 041
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All this fission to produce- what, a fart? 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That moment when the guest that's rightly the subject of scorn shows up, hands out a widely detested type of candy, and pretends you signed something with a non-disparagement clause 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think we'd all do well with having some more grace for the epistemic process in general 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026King Jiji's first edict will be to ban costumes! 031
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If most former band kids are like me, they must react to long-tone warm ups the way most people do to the smell of hot food wafting through the air 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Father of the Blues has an actual IP Freely name and you'll never unhear it when you figure it out 100
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hold up it's bi visibility day today oh fuck 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you can see Orion and the Pleiades during true night, it's time to dress your dob up in a beanie and a blanket 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So-and-so is not my name, but they'd play me in a biopic and if it's good, they'd be called versatile. 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They should rebrand to Lisa in 2035 in honor of the upcoming gravitational wave detector 000
Reposted by library(jijiplot)Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Alexis Mercedes Rinck has introduced a bill that would extend Seattle's civil rights protections to pansexual and asexual people, as well as to individuals engaged in consensual non-monogamy. seattle.legistar.com/LegislationD...seattle.legistar.com SEATTLE CITY COUNCIL - Record No: CB 121278 Title: An ordinance relating to civil rights protections for diverse sexual orientations and relationship structures; amending the definition of the sexual orientation protected class to recognize gen... 519337
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A thing that India and Washington State have in common: whole lotta biome for little land area 020
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Interesting contextualization: there are more trans adults than there are H1B holders. 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Would be cool IRL: When talking about short nails, a [Cherchez la Femme] tag popping up above one's head whenever someone says "I have ... other practical reasons" 000
Reposted by library(jijiplot)Louise Matsakis @lmatsakis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Amazon is officially shutting down Mechanical Turk next month. It feels like the end of an era. I've written about the platform on and off for close to a decade. We wouldn't have the AI tools we do now if it weren't for the low-paid, largely invisible labor of MTurkers 436998
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you've ever had a conversation through Google translate, it would be massively hypocritical of you to take a dig at anyone for using AAC. Seriously. 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Happy International Black Cat Day from my "hard-to-photograph" Jiji! 010
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ppl do be confusing second derivative close to zero for actual function value close to zero... ...for something not even within their purview It's a negative log function, not a negative sigmoid curve........... 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When you join a collage night a little too late and then do this in 10 minutes... No room for deliberation 110
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So ok here's a terrible comic I made 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You still meet gifted kid burnout criteria if you are doing well by several canonical metrics but are dealing with a crisis of meaning. "My teachers and family assumed I'd be a rocket scientist or neurosurgeon but I'm neither, so they must be disappointed" The whispers of "Idk, they fell off..." 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I unfortunately like pretentious fuckboy music but so do Aya and Mitsuki 001
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jimothy reminds me of a Cyriak video. Or are Cyriak videos the ones reminiscent of Jimothy? 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 05/07/2026pov we focus on lifespan instead of healthspan 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026SnoCo is bad biking... #seattlebike 010
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If a car with a "Jesus is king" sticker cuts you off while you're on a bike, you're well within your right to respond "he saw you cut off a cyclist!" regardless of your religious affiliation or lack thereof 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"don't bring your straight boyfriend/husband to pride" --> "if you can't trust them to not make an ass of themselves at pride break the fuck up" 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I hate being knowledgeable about a craft and not having the executive function to see a project through 110
Reposted by library(jijiplot)Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.ctvnews.caCervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: studyThe HPV vaccine for cervical cancer has reduced the risk of dying from the disease before the age of 30 in England to almost zero, the first study of its kind showed Thursday. 139102623708
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Seattle "We now have a smoke season", Washington, USA #showyourstripesday Visual pulled from: showyourstripes.info 110
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 11/06/2026bro I work at a cancer center, don't you weasel-word me with biology and other morphologically similar words 100
Reposted by library(jijiplot)Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 09/06/2026There's an indicator species for evaluating the safety of your urban infrastructure, and it's not middle-aged men on bikes. It's women, seniors, and kids feeling safe enough to ride in their everyday clothes. 3452114
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"At least I'm not like her" where I'm her 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 31/05/2026PSA: if you're swatching or filling red inks, do that AFTER using the bathroom... 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Open source milestones: First PR merged ✅ Witnessing a crash out on the listserv ✅ 000
Reposted by library(jijiplot)Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I found a copy of one of my favorite books at a local used bookstore, bought it, and decided (since I already own a copy) to put it into my work's "library". Is it likely someone reads it? Yes, because I will be pointing and telling people that they should. @monicabyrne13.bsky.social 😁 231
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Beauty as virtue needs to go away forever and be launched into the sun. It'd be worth every last joule... 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's super entertaining to be quoted by AI the moment you post Ghibli based pareidolia... 010
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Being reunited with your bike, with at least an intact frame is the rabies survivorship of bike theft. 100
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Y'know sometimes I wish people's souls* actually flowed into their bikes each time they rode. That way, people would think twice before making off with one. Are they triple quadruple quintuple sure they want to feel the pain of the person's quarter-life crisis? *That's ... For another day 110
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 28/04/2026**siiiigh** split the spectrum, again? What is this, a telecom auction? Jokes aside ... We already tried a split autism spectrum and walked it back in 2013. That got us low support needs adults with burnout and high support needs adults who are underestimated, failed, and dehumanized. 010
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You can't hurt me, I've gotten an AttributeError for forgetting the o in count 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 03/04/2026World Autism Acceptance Day is about to end on the West Coast so I'm gonna add some info about why misinformation surrounding autism is a public health threat. Here's why I believe autism stigma kills far more people than autism itself: #autismacceptance #neurodiversity #worldautismacceptanceday 120
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Totally fine, not trying to warn any family friends at all when we're about to have a massive quackery problem Totally fine. Ça va bien Daijoubu. Sabkuch theek-thaak. 010
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 30/03/2026P1: [pointing at poster saying нет] what does het mean? Me: Noooooo Would've been funny to say 'something I'm not' 000
library(jijiplot) @eternal-hot-potato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Do not, DO NOT, explain elicited howling surveys in a room full of furries unless you want it to get real meta real fast. Then you have to actually count the number of howls... 010