ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve tried. Three times now. Everything that could go wrong has. And then at final prep, I don’t even have enough fucking eggs. Whoever said baking is relaxing needs their head read. I’m done. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Alright… if I use rice as the pie weights for the blind bake, is that rice then rubbish or can it be put back with the unused rice once it cools down again? 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Was meant to make a lemon white choc tart. Have bought all the ingredients and now I absolutely cannot be fucked. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026since yesterday, I have a sharp pain in the end of my finger. If i bump it or use it.. sudden sharp pain, and then it fades away and I can use or touch my finger. But if I stop.. the pain will be back next time I use it again. No idea what this is or what to do.. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Home. Finally. 2hr10min since we got a train at the airport. I need a gin and tonic. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We are finally back on a train. Home stretch now. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s not enough that therejisnreplacement buses from Olympic park, some event has also just finished and there are kids galore with parents loaded up with strollers and extra bags of crap 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So we’ve arrived back in Sydney on a weekend. So of course there is fucking trackwork and replacement buses adding a good 40mins to our journey home. 000
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool. 935380
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also sudden realisation tonight that my niece is dating a loser dweeb. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can’t wash my eye makeup Off. Let’s see what I look like tomorrow for luncheon with @baxters.bsky.social 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Happy 18th to my gorgeous niece. I wish we didn’t live so far away. I wish I could be a more prominent person in your life. Doesn’t mean I don’t think and worry about you constantly. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Husband tells me tonight that Rihanna’s “We Found Love” is our song cause we met on Twitter 😂😂😂 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shoutout to the woman running an empty airport wine tasters booth “sampling” all the products at 845 this morning 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026so our car rental for tomorrow in Adelaide from Airport Rentals is not actually IN the airport. About a 10min drive away. awesome. 🙄 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just announced!!! #Madonna #Evita Although.. don’t buy from discrepancy records after their last price hike bullshit. 040
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026have paid over 14k in tax this year. refund is $160. Fucking thanks. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026once again, no fucking hot water in this dump. Looks like I'm going to work early tomorrow to fucking shower. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026having a different start time each day - it makes sense as a whole week - but with the extra day off.. I'm a little lost as to what day it is. It's Tuesday.. i start at 8:15. better get going. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ohh.. so THAT'S why I managed to sleep till 9:15 this morning.. 001
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We’re watching the most delicious Noel coward play - Fallen Angels (filmed live on Broadway) starring Rose Byrne and in news that we all already know she is absolutely sublime. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nachos for dinner cause cbf even tho I just was 🫢 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dramatic sky much? Hurry up with this rain I’ve been promised since yesterday 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cause it's the thing to do today. if you don't do it, you won't have done it sweetie... 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’d think that 16mins would be enough time for McDonald’s to make two of their signature breakfast items but here I am, 5 mins late to work and with no breakfast.. fuck me… 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And don’t begins. Bluesky is turning into fb is it?? 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as of tomorrow.. my next few weeks: 3 day weekend 3 day work week 3 day weekend 4 day work week 4 day weekend 4 day work week 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this new work type is getting to me… Basically, am having to deliver very bad news and at a particular point in each call, you can just hear their world collapse … 110
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to hear from the Cornell administrators who decided writing an essay was proper punishment for the frat rapists. Like now. Somebody stick a mic in their faces and demand they explain. Their faces need to go viral, too. 24525124
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THE VMAS OPENING???!!!!!! #Madonna #ConfessionsII 110
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do I watch the vmas opening now on my phone at lunch or wait till I get home… 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026About to start cooking dinner so of course mum is here 🙄 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026anyway.. we're going to get Broaster for lunch since it has reopened up the road 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is what we're arguing today? bringing an iced coffee INTO a Job interview? the fuck is wrong with y'all. Absolutely not ok. finish your fucking drink before you get there. you can go for 20 minutes answering a few questions. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why do we have to suffer with this KFC pickles bullshit when Canadia is doing a Flamin hot cheetos range?? 000
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Pop Base @popbase.tv · 25/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather. 7962384
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Spent way too much money last weekend but this latest Madonna merch drop has got me 👀👀 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you seem pretty grumpy for a girl on school holidays 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reporters at press conferences- do you get a bonus or something for every pointless ridiculously stupid and irrelevant question you ask?? 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026First day in over 12 months that I have a practically all processing schedule (no phone calls) and my fucking laptop won’t work. Cut to me heading to the office 000
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I found out the pilot was a furry my reaction would be "ok, cool at least they're not a fucking pedo one nation voter" 1285
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought the Madonna CharliXCX remix was coming today..? 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Umm… we have no water. Not a single tap is working… haven’t been advised of this wtf… 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i have the house to myself tonight. What to watch... 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ugh… new water bottle from Madonna. A much nicer looking clear bottle. Not the obnoxious hot pink that I ordered 2 months ago. Le sigh… 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026About to drop $1100 on theatre tix for next year …static.klipy.comHelp Me I'm Poor MemeALT: Help Me I'm Poor Meme 220
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just got an email from door dash - Order El Jannah 5x (over $40 per order) in SEPTEMBER to go in the chance to win some major prize.. . bitch it's the 18th., you might have sent this 2 weeks ago 100