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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖

@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People. He/Him Sydney, Australia

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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve tried. Three times now. Everything that could go wrong has. And then at final prep, I don’t even have enough fucking eggs. Whoever said baking is relaxing needs their head read. I’m done.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright… if I use rice as the pie weights for the blind bake, is that rice then rubbish or can it be put back with the unused rice once it cools down again?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was meant to make a lemon white choc tart. Have bought all the ingredients and now I absolutely cannot be fucked.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
since yesterday, I have a sharp pain in the end of my finger. If i bump it or use it.. sudden sharp pain, and then it fades away and I can use or touch my finger. But if I stop.. the pain will be back next time I use it again. No idea what this is or what to do..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Home. Finally. 2hr10min since we got a train at the airport. I need a gin and tonic.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are finally back on a train. Home stretch now.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s not enough that therejisnreplacement buses from Olympic park, some event has also just finished and there are kids galore with parents loaded up with strollers and extra bags of crap
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So we’ve arrived back in Sydney on a weekend. So of course there is fucking trackwork and replacement buses adding a good 40mins to our journey home.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time to head home. Standard airport fare..
Photo showing two gin and tonics on a table. They both have a wedge of lemon in them.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also sudden realisation tonight that my niece is dating a loser dweeb.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t wash my eye makeup Off. Let’s see what I look like tomorrow for luncheon with @baxters.bsky.social
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 18th to my gorgeous niece. I wish we didn’t live so far away. I wish I could be a more prominent person in your life. Doesn’t mean I don’t think and worry about you constantly.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Husband tells me tonight that Rihanna’s “We Found Love” is our song cause we met on Twitter 😂😂😂
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shoutout to the woman running an empty airport wine tasters booth “sampling” all the products at 845 this morning
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so our car rental for tomorrow in Adelaide from Airport Rentals is not actually IN the airport. About a 10min drive away. awesome. 🙄
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just announced!!! #Madonna #Evita Although.. don’t buy from discrepancy records after their last price hike bullshit.
Ad for a coloured vinyl pressing of the film soundtrack Evita starring Madonna. It will be on red vinyl and is the first time on vinyl.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have paid over 14k in tax this year. refund is $160. Fucking thanks.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again, no fucking hot water in this dump. Looks like I'm going to work early tomorrow to fucking shower.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having a different start time each day - it makes sense as a whole week - but with the extra day off.. I'm a little lost as to what day it is. It's Tuesday.. i start at 8:15. better get going.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ohh.. so THAT'S why I managed to sleep till 9:15 this morning..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re watching the most delicious Noel coward play - Fallen Angels (filmed live on Broadway) starring Rose Byrne and in news that we all already know she is absolutely sublime.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nachos for dinner cause cbf even tho I just was 🫢
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dramatic sky much? Hurry up with this rain I’ve been promised since yesterday
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cause it's the thing to do today. if you don't do it, you won't have done it sweetie...
a 3x3 grid of 9 albums featuring
1. Like A Prayer - Madonna
2. Rhythm Nation 1814 - Janet Jackson
3. Electric Youth - Debbie Gibson
4. Erotica - Madonna
5. Born This Way 0- Lady Gaga
6. Secret Dreams and Forbidden Fire - Bonnie Tyler
7. Just Whitney - Whitney Houston
8. Gloria! - Gloria Estefan
9. Eaten Alive - Diana Ross
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’d think that 16mins would be enough time for McDonald’s to make two of their signature breakfast items but here I am, 5 mins late to work and with no breakfast.. fuck me…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And don’t begins. Bluesky is turning into fb is it??
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as of tomorrow.. my next few weeks: 3 day weekend 3 day work week 3 day weekend 4 day work week 4 day weekend 4 day work week
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new work type is getting to me… Basically, am having to deliver very bad news and at a particular point in each call, you can just hear their world collapse …
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to hear from the Cornell administrators who decided writing an essay was proper punishment for the frat rapists. Like now. Somebody stick a mic in their faces and demand they explain. Their faces need to go viral, too.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THE VMAS OPENING???!!!!!! #Madonna #ConfessionsII
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do I watch the vmas opening now on my phone at lunch or wait till I get home…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
About to start cooking dinner so of course mum is here 🙄
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyway.. we're going to get Broaster for lunch since it has reopened up the road
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is what we're arguing today? bringing an iced coffee INTO a Job interview? the fuck is wrong with y'all. Absolutely not ok. finish your fucking drink before you get there. you can go for 20 minutes answering a few questions.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why do we have to suffer with this KFC pickles bullshit when Canadia is doing a Flamin hot cheetos range??
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spent way too much money last weekend but this latest Madonna merch drop has got me 👀👀
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you seem pretty grumpy for a girl on school holidays
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reporters at press conferences- do you get a bonus or something for every pointless ridiculously stupid and irrelevant question you ask??
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First day in over 12 months that I have a practically all processing schedule (no phone calls) and my fucking laptop won’t work. Cut to me heading to the office
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I found out the pilot was a furry my reaction would be "ok, cool at least they're not a fucking pedo one nation voter"
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought the Madonna CharliXCX remix was coming today..?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Umm… we have no water. Not a single tap is working… haven’t been advised of this wtf…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have the house to myself tonight. What to watch...
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ugh… new water bottle from Madonna. A much nicer looking clear bottle. Not the obnoxious hot pink that I ordered 2 months ago. Le sigh…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday @waz.bsky.social I love you. 💖💖🌈
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About to drop $1100 on theatre tix for next year …
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Help Me I'm Poor Meme
ALT: Help Me I'm Poor Meme
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How is it so hard to find a car wash?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just got an email from door dash - Order El Jannah 5x (over $40 per order) in SEPTEMBER to go in the chance to win some major prize.. . bitch it's the 18th., you might have sent this 2 weeks ago
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