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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖

@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People. He/Him Sydney, Australia

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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve tried. Three times now. Everything that could go wrong has. And then at final prep, I don’t even have enough fucking eggs. Whoever said baking is relaxing needs their head read. I’m done.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright… if I use rice as the pie weights for the blind bake, is that rice then rubbish or can it be put back with the unused rice once it cools down again?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was meant to make a lemon white choc tart. Have bought all the ingredients and now I absolutely cannot be fucked.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
since yesterday, I have a sharp pain in the end of my finger. If i bump it or use it.. sudden sharp pain, and then it fades away and I can use or touch my finger. But if I stop.. the pain will be back next time I use it again. No idea what this is or what to do..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Home. Finally. 2hr10min since we got a train at the airport. I need a gin and tonic.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are finally back on a train. Home stretch now.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This naturally, has also added to the traffic trying to leave the area.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s not enough that therejisnreplacement buses from Olympic park, some event has also just finished and there are kids galore with parents loaded up with strollers and extra bags of crap
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So we’ve arrived back in Sydney on a weekend. So of course there is fucking trackwork and replacement buses adding a good 40mins to our journey home.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time to head home. Standard airport fare..
Photo showing two gin and tonics on a table. They both have a wedge of lemon in them.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Minimal? That’s higher than mine. Fucking people 🙄
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also sudden realisation tonight that my niece is dating a loser dweeb.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t wash my eye makeup Off. Let’s see what I look like tomorrow for luncheon with @baxters.bsky.social
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 18th to my gorgeous niece. I wish we didn’t live so far away. I wish I could be a more prominent person in your life. Doesn’t mean I don’t think and worry about you constantly.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Husband tells me tonight that Rihanna’s “We Found Love” is our song cause we met on Twitter 😂😂😂
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shoutout to the woman running an empty airport wine tasters booth “sampling” all the products at 845 this morning
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so our car rental for tomorrow in Adelaide from Airport Rentals is not actually IN the airport. About a 10min drive away. awesome. 🙄
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just announced!!! #Madonna #Evita Although.. don’t buy from discrepancy records after their last price hike bullshit.
Ad for a coloured vinyl pressing of the film soundtrack Evita starring Madonna. It will be on red vinyl and is the first time on vinyl.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have paid over 14k in tax this year. refund is $160. Fucking thanks.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again, no fucking hot water in this dump. Looks like I'm going to work early tomorrow to fucking shower.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having a different start time each day - it makes sense as a whole week - but with the extra day off.. I'm a little lost as to what day it is. It's Tuesday.. i start at 8:15. better get going.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio's Frustrated Eye Roll
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Frustrated Eye Roll
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ohh.. so THAT'S why I managed to sleep till 9:15 this morning..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re watching the most delicious Noel coward play - Fallen Angels (filmed live on Broadway) starring Rose Byrne and in news that we all already know she is absolutely sublime.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nachos for dinner cause cbf even tho I just was 🫢
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dramatic sky much? Hurry up with this rain I’ve been promised since yesterday
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Musicals edition
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
smoking hot remix... won't check the video..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cause it's the thing to do today. if you don't do it, you won't have done it sweetie...
a 3x3 grid of 9 albums featuring
1. Like A Prayer - Madonna
2. Rhythm Nation 1814 - Janet Jackson
3. Electric Youth - Debbie Gibson
4. Erotica - Madonna
5. Born This Way 0- Lady Gaga
6. Secret Dreams and Forbidden Fire - Bonnie Tyler
7. Just Whitney - Whitney Houston
8. Gloria! - Gloria Estefan
9. Eaten Alive - Diana Ross
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol... had to go to the website and see for myself. left a review . I doubt they'll post it
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’d think that 16mins would be enough time for McDonald’s to make two of their signature breakfast items but here I am, 5 mins late to work and with no breakfast.. fuck me…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's fucked then.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After they’d answered you?? Or waiting for that first contact
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And don’t begins. Bluesky is turning into fb is it??
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as of tomorrow.. my next few weeks: 3 day weekend 3 day work week 3 day weekend 4 day work week 4 day weekend 4 day work week
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new work type is getting to me… Basically, am having to deliver very bad news and at a particular point in each call, you can just hear their world collapse …
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes. i have one in the safe at Mum's
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to hear from the Cornell administrators who decided writing an essay was proper punishment for the frat rapists. Like now. Somebody stick a mic in their faces and demand they explain. Their faces need to go viral, too.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that god awful graham norton interview/special was the same.. she just looks so uninterested
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its a tough line.. cause Im not saying women should smile more... but when you're performing stuff from your new album that you have worked so hard on, are so deservedly proud of and fans and critics are absolutely RAVING about it, surely you can look like you're enjoying yourself...
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hot take: 3 songs, costume change, set change, a gospel choir and about 38 guest star cameos... so can someone explain to me why she looked SO DAMN BORED
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THE VMAS OPENING???!!!!!! #Madonna #ConfessionsII
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh the show isn’t on paramount + yet. Catch up tonight it says.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do I watch the vmas opening now on my phone at lunch or wait till I get home…
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle
ALT: Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve started cooking. Hope she gets the hint..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lemon and herb chicken? That’d be too spicy for her.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck off
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
About to start cooking dinner so of course mum is here 🙄
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