ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve tried. Three times now. Everything that could go wrong has. And then at final prep, I don’t even have enough fucking eggs. Whoever said baking is relaxing needs their head read. I’m done. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Alright… if I use rice as the pie weights for the blind bake, is that rice then rubbish or can it be put back with the unused rice once it cools down again? 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Was meant to make a lemon white choc tart. Have bought all the ingredients and now I absolutely cannot be fucked. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026since yesterday, I have a sharp pain in the end of my finger. If i bump it or use it.. sudden sharp pain, and then it fades away and I can use or touch my finger. But if I stop.. the pain will be back next time I use it again. No idea what this is or what to do.. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Home. Finally. 2hr10min since we got a train at the airport. I need a gin and tonic. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We are finally back on a train. Home stretch now. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This naturally, has also added to the traffic trying to leave the area. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s not enough that therejisnreplacement buses from Olympic park, some event has also just finished and there are kids galore with parents loaded up with strollers and extra bags of crap 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So we’ve arrived back in Sydney on a weekend. So of course there is fucking trackwork and replacement buses adding a good 40mins to our journey home. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Minimal? That’s higher than mine. Fucking people 🙄 010
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool. 935581
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also sudden realisation tonight that my niece is dating a loser dweeb. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can’t wash my eye makeup Off. Let’s see what I look like tomorrow for luncheon with @baxters.bsky.social 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Happy 18th to my gorgeous niece. I wish we didn’t live so far away. I wish I could be a more prominent person in your life. Doesn’t mean I don’t think and worry about you constantly. 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Husband tells me tonight that Rihanna’s “We Found Love” is our song cause we met on Twitter 😂😂😂 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shoutout to the woman running an empty airport wine tasters booth “sampling” all the products at 845 this morning 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026so our car rental for tomorrow in Adelaide from Airport Rentals is not actually IN the airport. About a 10min drive away. awesome. 🙄 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just announced!!! #Madonna #Evita Although.. don’t buy from discrepancy records after their last price hike bullshit. 040
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026have paid over 14k in tax this year. refund is $160. Fucking thanks. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026once again, no fucking hot water in this dump. Looks like I'm going to work early tomorrow to fucking shower. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026having a different start time each day - it makes sense as a whole week - but with the extra day off.. I'm a little lost as to what day it is. It's Tuesday.. i start at 8:15. better get going. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio's Frustrated Eye RollALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Frustrated Eye Roll 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ohh.. so THAT'S why I managed to sleep till 9:15 this morning.. 001
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We’re watching the most delicious Noel coward play - Fallen Angels (filmed live on Broadway) starring Rose Byrne and in news that we all already know she is absolutely sublime. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nachos for dinner cause cbf even tho I just was 🫢 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dramatic sky much? Hurry up with this rain I’ve been promised since yesterday 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cause it's the thing to do today. if you don't do it, you won't have done it sweetie... 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026lol... had to go to the website and see for myself. left a review . I doubt they'll post it 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’d think that 16mins would be enough time for McDonald’s to make two of their signature breakfast items but here I am, 5 mins late to work and with no breakfast.. fuck me… 010
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026After they’d answered you?? Or waiting for that first contact 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And don’t begins. Bluesky is turning into fb is it?? 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as of tomorrow.. my next few weeks: 3 day weekend 3 day work week 3 day weekend 4 day work week 4 day weekend 4 day work week 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this new work type is getting to me… Basically, am having to deliver very bad news and at a particular point in each call, you can just hear their world collapse … 110
Reposted by ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to hear from the Cornell administrators who decided writing an essay was proper punishment for the frat rapists. Like now. Somebody stick a mic in their faces and demand they explain. Their faces need to go viral, too. 24525124
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026that god awful graham norton interview/special was the same.. she just looks so uninterested 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026its a tough line.. cause Im not saying women should smile more... but when you're performing stuff from your new album that you have worked so hard on, are so deservedly proud of and fans and critics are absolutely RAVING about it, surely you can look like you're enjoying yourself... 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hot take: 3 songs, costume change, set change, a gospel choir and about 38 guest star cameos... so can someone explain to me why she looked SO DAMN BORED 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THE VMAS OPENING???!!!!!! #Madonna #ConfessionsII 110
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh the show isn’t on paramount + yet. Catch up tonight it says. 000
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do I watch the vmas opening now on my phone at lunch or wait till I get home… 100
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comTrey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt StruggleALT: Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle 110
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lemon and herb chicken? That’d be too spicy for her. 110
ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026About to start cooking dinner so of course mum is here 🙄 100