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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖

@essjayel.bsky.social
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I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People. He/Him Sydney, Australia

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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time to head home. Standard airport fare..
Photo showing two gin and tonics on a table. They both have a wedge of lemon in them.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy 18th to my gorgeous niece. I wish we didn’t live so far away. I wish I could be a more prominent person in your life. Doesn’t mean I don’t think and worry about you constantly.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just announced!!! #Madonna #Evita Although.. don’t buy from discrepancy records after their last price hike bullshit.
Ad for a coloured vinyl pressing of the film soundtrack Evita starring Madonna. It will be on red vinyl and is the first time on vinyl.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dramatic sky much? Hurry up with this rain I’ve been promised since yesterday
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Musicals edition
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cause it's the thing to do today. if you don't do it, you won't have done it sweetie...
a 3x3 grid of 9 albums featuring
1. Like A Prayer - Madonna
2. Rhythm Nation 1814 - Janet Jackson
3. Electric Youth - Debbie Gibson
4. Erotica - Madonna
5. Born This Way 0- Lady Gaga
6. Secret Dreams and Forbidden Fire - Bonnie Tyler
7. Just Whitney - Whitney Houston
8. Gloria! - Gloria Estefan
9. Eaten Alive - Diana Ross
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And don’t begins. Bluesky is turning into fb is it??
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday @waz.bsky.social I love you. 💖💖🌈
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh the video did work
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Inundated with white cockatoos.. at one point, 7 of them were on the balcony.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ve put together our new dining table too. Who wants to come over for dinner ?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looks like we got a new fuckin spot
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wearing my confessions II shirt and it looks like I am actually in a mirror ball. 😂😂
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy hump day boys. Have at it.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are dangerously good
Packet of the new Doritos spicy buffalo wings flavour
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this bullshit for a restaurant reservation... how about you just greet people when they arrive. Hello, good evening is more than fucking sufficient.
restaurant booking confirmation prompt asking me to "upload a photo so we can greet you on arrival"
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A year ago, we sat on the floor in our empty apartment and had pizza for dinner. Seeing as we haven’t put together our new dining table yet, we did itagain tonight 😂😂
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A year ago today, we picked up the keys to our place. Finally drinking the champagne I bought 12 months ago 😂😂
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Debbie Gibson last night was fucking insane!! And I’m glad I caught his beautiful tribute #RIPDolly
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesus Christ this dress and the dramatic pin on chiffon wrap. My god. Yass queen.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s the #ElectricYouth flag giving me energy tonight 😍😍
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Friend just sent me this Preach gurl
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I prefer Crunchie over VC's but I'd prefer these over all
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ok.. Christmas getaway is planned. no family this year. Just us two. Looking at the animal lodges at Dubbo Zoo. Couple of nights here? (breakfast, dinner and zoo entry included so we can see the entire thing too)
a couple sitting out on he balcony of their hotel cabin. It looks immediately onto a grassland area with Giraffes and zebras visible. The woman is pointing to the right as if to say "oh look honey, a giraffe" The man is using binoculars even tho the animals are literally RIGHT THEREa four poster bed surrounded by white linen in a warm lit room highlighted with wood floors and tones. A bathroom is visible behind the bedan open plan bathroom area showing a free standing bathtub and walk in shower
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One night only Janet concert that’s being FILMED for a global cinema release AND Madonna released a water bottle!!!! Big day. I need to lie down.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Also.. not the census but another random online survey I did today about attraction and sexuality… the fuck is this question??
A survey question asking how often does it happen to you that while you are watching tv, you have a fatal heart attack? 

Fatal. Umm… what?
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Census night.. 🙄 #Madonna
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
without fail... every time I scroll past a post for this album, I think it's a new Janet release and I have a small moment of hope. I think it's the smile.. she looks like JJ for a second
Album cover for Ariana Grande's recent album Petal
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Umm you guys… Holy shit I am well impressed. If I do say so myself. @mrfantapants.bsky.social picked the right week to visit
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Carb loading for the city to surf tomorrow. I’m not running it.. I just know it’s on.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ok.. ok… last version of #ConfessionsII I swear… .. for now at least..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good mail day
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
lol.. not New Girl props dept slapping a Dom Perignon label on a screw top bottle 😂😂
Character Schmidt from the tv show New Girl holding up a bottle of champagne. There is a Dom Perignon label on it but it is clearly a screw top bottle (which DP would never use)
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Another shining example of why I hardly ever open IG anymore Fuck off ai bot
Random unsolicited private message from someone asking me to go on a date with his female friend who ‘just moved here’ wherever that may be. A second message immediately after the first is asking me not to expose him. Well… fuck him.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finally a use for this photo. One of my favourites I took at Madonna's Rebel heart Tour. Always so disappointed it came out blurry #SundayPix #SundayPixFuzzy
Madonna, sitting on the edge of the stage playing a ukulele. there is dozens of white lights in the audience as people film from their phones
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is finished. Went back today. She filled in the white starbursts and lines thru the mirror ball. Darkened the pink too. #Madonna #ConfessionsII
Fresh tattoo on a forearm. There is a 3D looking mirror ball with the Pride flag behind it. The centre of the mirror ball has a Roman numeral 2 over it. Some squares in the disco ball are also highlighted light pink and light blue.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#ConfessionsII inked
A forearm with a round purple outline stencilled in placeA tattoo artist holding the tattoo gun focussing on my arm ready to begin work The completed tattoo. It is a disco ball surrounded by the pride flag. Some squares of the disco ball are catching a pale pink and blue light. Some squares thru the centre are highlighted darker grey and black to show a Roman numeral 2
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
at a glance these stupid deal signs on uber eats look like the restaurants have explicit lyrics
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also: watch this space
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OH MY GOD - New figurine!!! This guy's madonna funko pop style figures are such high quality and detail. Gonna have to buy it aren't I... I already have 6 others
a figurine in the same style as funko pop. It depicts Madonna in the blue vinyl dress with matching gloves and her blonde hair in a beehive style as she appeared in the Danceteria section of the Confessions 2 film
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Be right back. Flying to Fresno
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mother is clearing out furniture to get new carpet put in. Anyway she found this old cock ring under the wardrobe and gave it back to us.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One week.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Perfect anniversary feels
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy anniversary @waz.bsky.social I love you. You’re amazing. 💖💖🌈
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I mean… gurl..
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also I am fucking sick of this predictive text. I type a word, hit space, and the space acts as some sort of override and the app gives me an entirely different word. FUCK. OFF.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My turkey dinner one bite canapé has worked!!! (Perspective: they are about the size of a 20c coin )
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ooh she pretty 😍 #ConfessionsII
A black vinyl record with a picture of Madonna on it. She appears to be naked lit by a striped pink light.
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ScotiaJay 🌈🍾💖 @essjayel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
43. And I've stopped myself at 15. Husband should be grateful..
Album listing from Discogs - it shows that there are in fact 43 different versions of the Confessions 2 album.
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