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Elliott Schwartz

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GNC engineer in the Seattle area. Taking care of people is good, actually.

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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 17h
Relative to stuff that lots of people spend money on (cars, vacations) this isn’t even wildly expensive, but it’s what I’d splurge on if I lost any sense of frugality: www.strietman.net/ct2
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Strietman CT2 | Precision Manual Lever Espresso Machine – manufactured in the Netherlands — Strietman
The Strietman CT2 is a premium manual espresso machine made in the Netherlands from solid brass and stainless steel. Precision-built for pure espresso for the home barista.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 13/10/2026
Just one question: what happens to the payload when it hits the atmosphere at 5 km/s?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/10/2026
I'm sure X is remarkably friendly if you aren't the target of racial slurs and harassment campaigns. Anyway, I wonder how many "niggers" I'll have to sift through if I start posting there again?
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
@peggyflanagan.bsky.social making your opening text a desperate pitch with a fake midnight deadline is not a good look.
Message from Pegg Flanagan:

Elliott, it’s Team Peggy, coming to you with the latest: We're TIED with our GOP opponent, Trump's Michele Tafoya. 

Real Clear Politics just moved this race to a TOSS-UP. 12% of Minnesota voters are still undecided — enough to swing this race either way.

That’s why MAGA Republicans and Donald Trump are pouring millions into attack ads against Peggy to tip this race in their favor. 

We've set an emergency fundraising goal of $50,000 by midnight to fight back. Chip in NOW to help us defend Peggy and win this neck-and-neck race: https://flanagan4mn.com/sWlx88

FWDems Stop to End
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
@hamilton4kansas.bsky.social no disrespect but I have not been following your campaign and this is not a good first impression.
It’s Adam Hamilton; I need you to know the latest: 

First: A recent poll showed us with a 2-point lead over Sen. Marshall, 50% to 48%.

Then: Expert election forecasters at RealClear Polling moved this race to a TOSS-UP.

𝗡𝗼𝘄: 𝗔 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗔𝗖 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗿𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗲𝗻. 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹.

𝗪𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗴𝗼 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝟮𝟵 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲: 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 $𝟮𝟬 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘂𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁? https://adam4ks.com/t8hKF7

We’re so close — thanks for helping us finish strong.
— Adam

Stop to End
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I’m a big fan but this is so disappointing.
Desperate scam text “from” JB Pritzker “EXTENDING” a 200 percent match until midnight.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s... Thanks @adambonica.bsky.social for reporting on this garbage.
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Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
Next time I see someone brag about all the small individual donors they have I’m not sure I’ll believe it. Go run a real campaign and inspire people. Don’t trick vulnerable folks into donating money with desperate text messages.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/10/2026
@electdemocrats.bsky.social do you endorse this spam bullshit? Really?
Desperate spam text from the DCCC designed to squeeze money from suckers
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plaxico Burress
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 17/09/2026
🫡 www.n2yo.com/satellite/?s...
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Technical details for satellite STARLINK-1234
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 08/09/2026
Pet peeve: Cd times area is what matters for efficiency, not just Cd. Companies will brag about low Cd on a bloated SUV and it’ll get reported as something impressive. For EVs the thing I actually care about is miles/kWh at different speeds, which is the result of Cd * A and drivetrain efficiency.
Car and Driver screenshot of the announcement for the new Audi A2 reporting a “low” drag coefficient of 0.24. Incidentally, the car is hideous and way uglier than the old A2.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 04/09/2026
lmao. This whole post is great but the screenshotted bit is my favorite. Thanks @danluu.com danluu.com/zitron/
February 2025: "I will keep writing this stuff until I’m proven wrong."
Wrong (Zitron continues to write despite repeatedly being proven wrong)
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 04/09/2026
@repkimschrier.bsky.social I can’t believe you’re still voting with MAGA on stuff like H.R. 4795. And then you turn around and tell constituents how much you’re standing up to Trump. Total disappointment and failure of leadership.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 29/08/2026
@propublica.org wtf is this. If this is backed up by facts then go research it yourselves. There’s no reason to link to the Daily Caller. Also, I’d prefer you stay in the “research something deeply for months, consult multiple experts” lane and not just try to be sensational.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 22/08/2026
I just rewatched Tenet and this feels strangely similar
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 20/08/2026
The background noise of this admin doing one dumb thing after another (deeply horrible stuff aside) is almost a rhythm I could fall asleep to, so: Asinine Strategic Memecoin Reserve
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 18/08/2026
I quit because I couldn’t justify contributing to the wealth and power of a person whose main goal seems to be tearing the US government to shreds, but maybe go do some research before you lecture me on space safety.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 18/08/2026
I worked on collision avoidance for nine years. The software I helped write does hundreds of thousands of autonomous collision avoidance maneuvers per year, at a risk threshold 1000x safer than most other operators. But sure, go ahead and lecture me on space safety.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 18/08/2026
Great article. Your estimates for SpaceX costs are high but in the right ballpark. I am surprised or maybe just disappointed that nobody is close to being a real Starlink competitor. Starlink started in 2014 and we first launched satellites in 2018. Others have had lots of time to catch up.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 16/08/2026
I have emailed @wadems.org about this awful tactic before. No reply. I won’t give them a cent until they apologize and do better. (I will keep knocking doors to get out the vote so don’t tell me to get off the couch and quit griping.) cc @shasti.bsky.social
A desperate and scammy email from WA Dems with a fake deadline, asking for more money. Fuck this scummy fundraising. Tell people how they can volunteer and do a better job organizing events. Many of the door knocking events I’ve been to have been poorly organized and were announed only a few days in advance.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 10/08/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 06/08/2026
It’s all so grim and cruel but also perfect r/BrandNewSentence material
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 04/08/2026
lol
“Jennifer Epstein said the naked dressing style ‘feels empowering’”

Could they have found someone with a different last name?
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 02/08/2026
This was fantastic. So much fun and so genuine.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 01/08/2026
Every time someone in aerospace writes “AOP” for argument of perigee my brain goes “Alexandria Ocasio Portez” and I can’t make it stop
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 01/08/2026
I always feel like a crazy person when I hear about these people. Did we read the same bible?? What are they thinking???? Self righteousness and incuriosity are a heck of a combination I guess.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 31/07/2026
idk what there is to be mad about. I consider myself pretty far left and I also consider this “protest” a total failure. I’m sick of people wearing all black and talking about “opsec” acting like the coolest folks on the left. I don’t care how cringe No Kings can be; it’s been far more effective.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 31/07/2026
@robinsparkman.bsky.social @sengelberg.bsky.social thank you for negotiating with the guild in good faith. I’m looking forward to more excellent work from your team.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 30/07/2026
Is there any way to buy merch supporting the Guild specifically?
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 30/07/2026
Great article on whose grief makes the news and whose doesn’t
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 30/07/2026
wow I’m such a sucker I read this stuff and thought it was good
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Seattle Streets Alliance @streetsalliance.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Too many people have been killed on Seattle’s streets in recent weeks. These tragedies are preventable. Tell Seattle leaders to improve intersection safety, require side guards on large trucks, and prioritize Vision Zero. Take Action: actionnetwork.org/letters/plea...
Side-by-side diagram comparing an intersection before and after daylighting. The “Before Daylighting” illustration shows cars parked close to a crosswalk, blocking a driver’s view of people crossing and reducing visibility. The “After Daylighting” illustration removes parking spaces near the corner and replaces them with a striped no-parking zone, creating a clear line of sight between drivers, pedestrians, and people biking. The diagrams highlight how daylighting improves visibility and safety at intersectionsillustrating a bicycle safety side guard. A person riding a bicycle is shown alongside the truck, with a red panel labeled “Side Guard” covering the space between the front and rear wheels to help prevent cyclists from being pulled underneath the vehicle. The diagram notes a maximum 13.8-inch ground clearance beneath the side guard and indicates the truck bed height is typically 50 inches.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 29/07/2026
another day volunteering at the stonehenge museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the henge. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 28/07/2026
sorry but wtf
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 26/07/2026
I used to see him as a counterweight to the old space favoritism/anti-SpaceX attitude in the mainstream (not space-specific) news. Now he’s way too credulous, about Starship progress, about AI data centers in space, and everything else. It’s a shame — some of his earlier work still holds up well.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 26/07/2026
Er*c B*rger will put in a single phrase like “Some of his politics and public statements are deeply unsettling to many” and then go on to praise him for the rest of the article.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 26/07/2026
more contrarian centrist boomer clickbait bullshit. why do people pay for this junk?
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 25/07/2026
I actually don’t hate the new font but I dislike the new pirate art and the pastel colors. I also think they could have kept the circle with the pirate in it and redone other aspects to keep it more recognizable.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 25/07/2026
@pablo.show you might not want to hear this but the smooth jazz episode was one of my favorites all year
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 23/07/2026
just wait until he talks about how we’re gonna reform our farce of a supreme court when we take back power, then it’ll be a really good time
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 23/07/2026
@cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov wanna not get primaried? this is a good start! (particularly the part where we do it and then get to see him cry about it)
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 22/07/2026
hahaha thanks for reminding me of this excellent adventure, @thisamericanlife.org
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 15/07/2026
@repkimschrier.bsky.social I’m disappointed but not surprised. Good luck with your next primary! Your voters won’t forget.
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 11/07/2026
Touch sensitive “buttons” (especially on the steering wheel) and moving HVAC + playback controls to a touchscreen
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 10/07/2026
Same. I’m so sick of it. Has anyone tried a spam call blocker app? I think that’s a thing but I haven’t looked into it and I have no idea if they work.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tim Heidecker's Emergency talks *exclusively* to RFK Jr. and how Alex Jones popped like a balloon. @timheidecker.bsky.social
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 09/07/2026
“I’m Bill Kurtis, the man with a voice so sharp you can cut steak with it. And here is your host…” I guess I’ve listened to so much WWDTM my brain is broken?
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Ra's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dipshits
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Elliott Schwartz @eschwartz.org · 08/07/2026
@gruber.foo someone at Apple got so used to writing Markdown I guess they forgot to clean this up?
iOS software update screen showing Markdown link formatting
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