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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I cannot believe how difficult—essentially impossible!—it is to find sumo rpf

el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Simultaneously feeling relieved about my network and cackling about this... comparing "likes" on Ed Sheeran's Instagram statement vs. Macklemore's among the ~500 accounts I follow. Purple accounts are people I know personally, green ones are larger accounts I follow...

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sorry to be weird on main, but I can't stop thinking about how cool it would've been to be pregnant. There are a bazillion reasons I chose the path I did & I'm overall so comfortable with that... but also I wish I got to know what that feels like. Ya know? (Hopefully someone out there knows.)

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Off a sailboat after a week. I am literally Stede falling out of bed saying that he doesn't have his land legs back. Adjusting to the ocean movement was easy. Coming back is a vertiginous, nausea-inducing nightmare.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For it is September 2nd! Happy Dickfuck Day, loves 💖 thrilled to be on this wild ride with you all, here's to many more years!

Me, wearing an OFMD t-shirt featuring The Revenge, sitting on a (modern) sailboat, trying to emulate Ed leaping dramatically onto the capstan to deliver his "we're saved!" speech. Taken this morning!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The video that made me have my first ever [mumbles incoherently but maybe it's three letters - maybe in alphabetical order they're f, p, r] thoughts 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 I'll probably never really write it but. It's in my mind.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Art idea: the crew at Calypso's birthday but also as the characters in Twisting the Night Away

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Am I coming back after months away just to talk about my old fic when its sequel is still languishing half-finished? Not intentionally. But I did just end up back on the island where two years ago I stumbled across a cove that was EXACTLY how I pictured Stede's camp in 'Til Now. Here it is again!!

A photo of a small cove on a Pacific Northwest island. There are rocks in the water, a large driftwood log on the shore, and evergreens on slightly higher land align the cove.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wow I forgot that when you're on ofmd bsky you can just open an app and see a screenful of our favorite boys and get a little hit of joy???? 🤩🤩🤩

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

👋🏼Hi, I disappeared for [mumbles] but I'm still here in my soul/heart, and maybe once again online(?!). What's up, what have I missed?

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OFMD: Stede Bonnet & Blackbeard - You Came Back

Alt: OFMD: Stede Bonnet & Blackbeard - You Came Back Never left!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My conspiracy theory is that Lindsey Graham is NOT dead, they're reporting this (1) to show that of *course* the Republicans would admit if a prominent senator died, and (2) so he can get extensive plastic surgery to look like McConnell and continue his legacy in the Senate for another 10-15 years.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Samuel Alito looks like an even-worse Mark Gatiss. Interestingly, he also has the personality and politics of an even-worse Mark Gatiss.

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

Crescent Earth and some delicious lens flare

The Moon eclipsing the Sun, with the corona and zodiacal light forming a diffuse glow behind the satellite

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I haven't been on bsky in a month but am returning with a question that's been plaguing me since I awoke at 2 this morning. Are vampires killed by UV, or by THE SUN? In other words: could a vampire use a SAD lamp?

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Today I biked past a sign proudly advertising a happy hour special: a PITCHER OF BEER for TWENTY HUMAN DOLLARS. I have a stable job with union protections & mandated COLAs, and my jaw is on the ground vis-a-vis price increases. I can't imagine being in a less privileged position. Fuck everything.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

How much do you think you could sleep if there were no pressures on your time at all, including the societal virtue of productivity for productivity's sake? I think I'd average about 10 hours a night, probably more at first as I caught up.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

You can schedule send TEXTS? I can pre-send good interview vibes to a friend NOW, when I'm thinking about it, instead of trying to remember in three days at 8am??? Is this... is this what makes me a thoughtful person people want to be friends with...?????

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Pogo 🎨 is simping for hansry @pogonr.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

OMG I got my craft exchange gift from @escargot-on.bsky.social and it’s BEAUTIFULLLLLL 😍😍😍

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I audibly snorted and spat out a mouthful of rice at my desk, in public, when I looked at the art... lmaooo Lizzie Spriggs, fuck right off

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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

AMAZING JOB, EVERYONE: Crafters, bidders, hype team, mods, etc!!! #fandommarket Check your email for your invoice and instructions, and remember you can always round your donations up to increase our impact for @immcouncil.org !!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Two hours left to bid on (or just get!) some customized pro-immigrant, anti-ICE bracelets! These are truly a steal and I just got some new beads that I'm super excited about: look how pretty 😍😍😍 Buy a pair: www.32auctions.com/organization... Bid on a kit: www.32auctions.com/organization...

Three boxes and two bags of multicolored beads: metallic, iridescent, matte, frosted, kinda shiny... endless choices!!!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Not to be a creep but uhh if you haven't read "Wisconsin is for Lovers," which prominently features a (different) toilet "museum".... today is a good day archiveofourown.org/works/43010661 (A lil tiny 2.7k, self-consciously E)

Instagram post from Ta/ika Wa/ititi at a toilet museum.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

For months, possibly years, I've existed believing that Taika has done an adaptation of The Producers, but that's not true, is it?

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Wow, turns out my tactic of "not dealing with the worst, scariest email of the week until 5:09pm on Friday" didn't propel me into the weekend with vim, vigor, and a sense of accomplishment, who could've seen that coming?!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Looking to spread the good word far and wide? May I suggest following my lead and sharing the link with your, uh [checks notes], therapist?

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Candace Harper @foxglovefiction.com · 11/03/2026

This wall hanging is still going for less than the materials used to make it!! I'd love to see it go for way more money AND a great home! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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This Is Happening Wall Hanging

Auction item 'This Is Happening Wall Hanging' hosted online at 32auctions.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

ok this is still broadly true *but* in the 32 minutes since posting it I did realize I forgot my meds this morning. so uh PSA for all: if you feel extra on the edge of a psychotic break, check your pill minder.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

😀I can't😀participate😀in paid labor😀 for😀a single second😀longer with😀out😀losing😀mygoddamnmotherfuckingeverlovingmind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Pirate weekend capping off five weeks of sooooo much exhausting-but-overall-great travel was just THE BEST!! I am so tired and overstimulated but DELIGHTED 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💜💜💜 (special shout out to @yerbamansa.bsky.social for always being my pirate wingperson and keeping me from disappearing into the shadows)

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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Wanna take a break from refreshing your craft fair tabs? I have some brand new E-rated (definitely-just-friends) Gentlebeard over here! Ch 2. of Forever is a Feeling, with art from @aliassamm.bsky.social! #OFMDFanfiction #OFMD

A gold frame floating on a cloudy sky. A red ribbon weaves in and out of the frame. Words float in the middle of the frame: Forever is a feeling, an OFMD AU

Forever is a Feeling
rose_quartz_kitten, the_widow_olivia

Chapter 2: Agent of chaos, angel of death (Ed)
Summary:

They haven’t talked about it. And that’s fine, cause if you’re good enough friends, there’s stuff you just don’t need to talk about. Besides, Ed’s made sense of it all on his own. Stede got a little anxious—and who wouldn’t?—and he just sort of poured all that anxiety into Ed. Via his lips. Happens to a lot of straight guys. Probably.

Ed has planned the ultimate bachelor party weekend for his best friend Stede. Nothing could derail his perfect plan, right?

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Truly a perfect news alert

NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

oh yeah, one thing you can bid on in all this is my time. what can you do with that time? well. the options are endless* *if you need ~10 hours of help with web things or spreadsheets or something in that neighborhood is it a craft? LET'S SAY YES. #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Website Consultation (<10 hr) with yerbamansa

Auction item 'Website Consultation (<10 hr) with yerbamansa' hosted online at 32auctions.

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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Ok for those of us who can't choose you *can* also just donate flat out! This is also a good option & if you get outbid, a way to still make an impact! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Donation to the AIC

Auction item 'Donation to the AIC' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I hear we like pink and yellow moths? Is that right? www.32auctions.com/fandommarket... #fandommarket

a collection of numbered rosy maple moth-themed items

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I didn't get an RBB match and I'm sad about it which means you're actually legally required to bid on this so I don't feel like a fandom failure. Just think, you could be doing good on a macro scale for people in actual need **AND** for my needlessly fragile mental state.

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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

A brand-new item from @escargot-on.bsky.social gives you all the tools you need to make your own bracelets with your location immigration hotline, to keep it fashionable *and* practical! www.32auctions.com/organization... #fandommarket

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DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit

Auction item 'DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit' hosted online at 32auctions.

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Hi, come get my things! These are friendship bracelets featuring YOUR local immigrant resource/ICE-sighting hotline for easy reference. 1864: buy now pair, personalized in color (your fav pride flags?) and size 1865: bid on a kit for 10 bracelets, choose color vibes, includes everything you need!

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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

a year ago I started taking ceramics classes bc I think it's good for me to be utter dogshit at things, but I actually really love how this bowl turned out--enough that I felt brave enough to submit it for the craft fair! Soon, you can own your very own NOT utter dogshit purple bowl, made by me 💜

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

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Donate to Help abs with their top surgery!, organized by Abagail K

My name is Abagail, AKA abs, AKA oatmilktruther, so most of you know me from OFMD fanfic an… Abagail K needs your support for Help abs with their top surgery!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Hey guess what. Sometimes when you have a hard conversation it's met with understanding and love, and even if someone is annoyed or even angry with you, it doesn't mean they hate you and the world is ending. WHO KNEW!!!!!!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I am 38 human years old. When am I going to learn that avoiding a difficult conversation/unpleasant situation doesn't make it go away; indeed, that it is almost certainly going to make it worse? This is so fucking obvious and yet!!!

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The absolute worst thing I can possibly do after work is crawl into bed "just for a minute" and yet

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Usually when my ADHD is very bad it feels like my brain is full of bees but today it feels full of squirrels. Better? Worse? Neither? Who knows! 🐝🐿️🐝🐿️🐝🐿️🐝🐿️

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el is all in, mate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @escargot-on.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I bike past a car on my way home from work with the license plate MTH MAN and I've never known if it's "Mothman" or "math man" but I want so badly to leave them a doodle of Mothman doing math. Unfortunately, I cannot draw and it would not look like anything.

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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

have either of you seen- LUCIUS there you are. oh god, why are you so sweaty?

stede in the battle jacket opening the door to jim and olu's room, looking in with confusion (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius with his mouth open in surprise, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining this (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius now trying to tell stede why he's there, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining that everything's fine (our flag means death s1e3)

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