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haunted mouse

@es.vespre.net
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social media is stupid but unfortunately I live for the brain rot (endless creative drive stoppered only by chronic pain and fatigue) [they/them, fae/faer] | pre-2000 entity, friend of eggbug, 🏳️‍⚧️. 18+ | fuck AI

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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afraidan ghoulish @aerialshading.bsky.social · 16h
A monkey has a tail, but an ape has a story.
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Fusion Warrior 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @fusionwarrior.neurario.com · 03/10/2026
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17h
saw a cute trans femme at the store tonight not nearly enough social battery lately to say hi tho so I just awkwardly waved fbkscsfj
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just made this awesome gif
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/10/2026
oh hi there's the drowsiness finally g'mornight y'all
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/10/2026
it's pushing 80°F today, why has the house's climate control seen fit to run the heat
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/10/2026
I can tell without checking the time that I'm due for my next dose of mood meds because I'm actually almost funny
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/10/2026
hold on I've got a bad bit only two people are gonna see in full
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/10/2026
okay where are the "barely-legal slightly-kinky bi bratty-sub with an onlyfans" bots coming from all of a sudden
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 30/09/2026
o to be a cat mesmerized by a piece of lint
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 28/09/2026
ha ha, stayed awake an entire 24 hours again, oops~
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily red panda
Nofuu-chan, a wonderful 17 year old red panda happily puts on a cheeryface for their caretaker to take a photo of. Say hi to Nofuu-chan everyone!
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Dr. Chance Bonar @chancebonar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys is this anything
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 25/09/2026
well this is the closest I've gotten to fainting in a while talk inconvenient that it kicked in on the way out of the store, pretty sure fainting in a parking lot would be bad
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Virtual Scallop @virtualscallop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most important thing I've learned when becoming a Linux user, is that a part of your mind will become be vulnerable to warping through twisted knowledge of these arts... that insists this move should be worn like a badge of honor, and that you MUST to encourage others to make the move.
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s officially my favorite time of year 🍂
Picture of a fluffy black cat sitting on a gravel road next to a bunch of orange, fallen leaves. Below the cat is text that reads “it’s finally autism”
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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風目艮彡 @kamikiririp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 21/09/2026
my ace turned grey and left me bi panicking
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RednasVGM @rednasvgm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Beatles - September 21st (Sentence Mixing)
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Poptart! @starberrycereal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Docking sleeves is a form of loafing to me
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 21/09/2026
oh thaaat's how fruity scratcher works
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 19/09/2026
yeahhh I think I'm gonna step away from bsky for the weekend, can feel the urge to doomscroll creeping in at the edges take care y'all
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 18/09/2026
hhhuh y'know, I don't *hate* these? but "spicy brown sugar cinnamon *puffed corn curls*" is a weird flavor profile and it's really not what I go to the brand for and the heat is just kinda. there?
a photo of an open bag of "flavor of fear" "sweet phantom heat" cheetos puffs
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17/09/2026
chronically-fatigued mous gonna bake some potet, any of y'all want some
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 16/09/2026
gotta ask about a binocular vision dysfunction eval next eye exam, could explain a few things the things I need to bring up there sure are starting to pile up...
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Forneia @forneiavtuber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Manufacturer: Intercon Chemical. Effect states: California, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Maryland, Mississippi, Nebraska, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington and Wisconsin. Subjects: Laura Lynn, Summit 150, Vestis, Intercon Foaming, Clearly Better.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 16/09/2026
best-tasting blueberry-flavored thing I've ever had and it only exists in a dream. this is bullshit
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 15/09/2026
for some reason I keep making false starts at conlangs with specifically Elamite influence, and I dunno where that's coming from maybe it's just that it's an old language we have records of that isn't Sumerian, since in my head Werewolf: the Forsaken already "claimed" that with First Tongue? I'unno
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A mug that says "there is no 'I' in 'team'... but there are 6 'I's in 'dissociative identity disorder'.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 11/09/2026
there's a type of chef out there who specializes in ways to prep tofu and it's fakkin sorcery. I made some tofu pancetta as part of a recipe a few days ago and if I didn't make it myself I could have sworn it was pork
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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