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social media is stupid but unfortunately I live for the brain rot (endless creative drive stoppered only by chronic pain and fatigue) [they/them, fae/faer] | pre-2000 entity, friend of eggbug, 🏳️‍⚧️. 18+ | fuck AI

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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 18/09/2026
hhhuh y'know, I don't *hate* these? but "spicy brown sugar cinnamon *puffed corn curls*" is a weird flavor profile and it's really not what I go to the brand for and the heat is just kinda. there?
a photo of an open bag of "flavor of fear" "sweet phantom heat" cheetos puffs
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 24/08/2026
oh come on it's fucking AUGUST
a photo of the self-checkout area of a grocery store. Halloween and Thanksgiving merch are both available for purchase despite the photo having been taken in August
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 22/08/2026
we gotta get our own place
a photo of three cats in a living room, relatively evenly-spaced from front to back, all sitting in roughly the same position and with the same facing, staring at the camera in unison.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 13/08/2026
anyway here's Mitzchief
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat. the pic is blurry because she likes to sniff and does not believe in personal space
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 11/07/2026
stew, stew, batch number two! swapped the beans out for potatoes, wanted to see if they were the culprit behind something odd with the first batch's flavor and also we have a lot of potatoes rn came out a bit thinner as a result, but still tasty. bit heavy tho, might add some bell pepper next time
a batch of stew, similar to the one in the first post, albeit a bit thinner and with potato chunks instead of white beans
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 22/06/2026
made some stew! ingredients + process in alt text, because I'm trying to redundantly document the general recipe and because I suspect a couple mutuals might be interested, and there's no way it'll fit into the post proper.
a soup mug, full of very thick stew.

Started with sautéed [onions + shiitake + garlic] with the result turned into a dark-blond roux.

Then I deglazed the pot with a bit of sherry, then in went: veggie stock (via concentrate, a la "better than bouillon"); a splash of vinegar; a pinch each of of sugar, parsley, and thyme; and then a bit of white pepper and cayenne. 

Dropped in a block of tofu and a can of white beans after that, and the whole thing was simmered for half an hour with occasional stirring. 

Finally, I added a bit of corn starch slurry in the last ~90s and the whole thing was briefly brought to a boil; this last step was probably unnecessary, considering the roux and canned-bean water, but thick stews best stews.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 21/06/2026
hmm
result screen from idrlabs' TADC character test
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 19/06/2026
guessing my mental health and general neurospiciness skewed the results given some of the questions, but either way I certainly can't say I was expecting a number higher than my calendar age <<;
user's result for that mental age test that's been going around today. it reads "Mental Age: 41" with an accompanying quote of "emotional energy is draining"
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 25/05/2026
... huh. brand's flavor team haven't lost their knack for making sugar-free energy drink flavors taste uncannily like the sugary products that inspired them
a can of "sour strips"-flavored Ghost brand energy drink
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17/05/2026
nope. not even for the bit
a bottle of zero-sugar "dirty" mountain dew on the shelf
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 05/05/2026
Ew.
a bottle of "Dirty" Mountain Dew, which the label describes as "cream soda dew". a few sips have been taken at the time of the photo
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 24/04/2026
I am not allowed to keyboard at the moment
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, sprawled across part of my desk, her head resting on my keyboard and wrist rest
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 23/04/2026
not to beat a downright-mummified horse, but. wow, real valuable addition to your product listings, amazon
A screenshot of the AI-generated "Customers Say" section of an Amazon listing for irn-bru; the program has taken jokes about the product at face value, stating the following:

"Customers love the taste of this Scottish soda, describing it as an excellent Tutti Frutti drink that brings back memories of growing up in Scotland. The product is made in Scotland from girders, though opinions are mixed regarding its carbonation level and sugar content, with some finding it very carbonated while others note it has all the sugar. While some consider it excellent value for money, others find it pricey, and customers report receiving bottles that are flat."
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 15/03/2026
Mitz continues to treat my MIDI keyboard as a bed ... guess it's a Mittie keyboard now,
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, taking a nap atop a MIDI keyboard
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 11/02/2026
happened to glance out the window to see
a squirrel holding a chunk of ice. might be just a little bit stupid
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 31/12/2025
nyanotyrannus
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, standing on her back feet, steadying herself with one paw against the humidifier she's once again investigating
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 27/12/2025
Weed Cat Plushie... the promised child...
Weed Cat Plushie featuring Bong Plushie, courtesy of a gimme swag campaign by @ashleyloob.bsky.social 

perhaps unsurprisingly, Weed Cat Plushie has a hard time sitting up. must be the good shit
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 11/12/2025
she ponderin
a close-up of Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, as she sits on the corner of a bed behind a blanket fold, adamantly refusing to look at the camera
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 07/12/2025
it's fahkkin red
low-exposure photo of the early-morning sky. it's particularly red today
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 28/11/2025
so stumbled across a few recipes for pasta with italian sausage, gouda, and... apples, of all things. aaand I got curious, especially since I happened to have more of the ingredients than not already for one, so I got the rest this morning, made some tweaks for what I couldn't get and uh. *damn*
a bowl of pasta with apple and italian sausage in a creamy herb-and-gouda sauce
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 13/11/2025
still have a notable plamo backlog from when I reliably had some funds to spare for it one of my ongoing builds: the MG GM (Cold Districts Type), my first chase kit, which I got secondhand from someone overseas at a markup because it's p-bandai and hasn't seen a western release in forever afaict
an unfinished MG GM (Cold Districts Type) plastic model kit; only the head (sans antenna), torso (including backpack), and hips (sans side-skirting) have been constructed thus far. Part of the inner head piece, behind the transparent-green visor, has been painted with a thin layer of chrome silver and lightly panel-lined.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 08/11/2025
anyone else think sleeping in random spots might be for cats what watching a sunset or other scenic view is for humans, in that it's a way to appreciate an ephemeral thing while it lasts?
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, who has decided to nap on a pile of unsorted clothes as they sit unattended in a desk chair and spill onto the desk itself
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 04/11/2025
bweh
an "I Voted" sticker in dim lighting
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 01/11/2025
still have puns in me yet
screenshot of a discord exchange. 
one user (with the display name of "Bunni", albeit rendered in nonstandard characters) shared a photo of a display featuring a few cans of ghost pepper-flavored pringles, which the can purports to possess "medium" spiciness. the user shared this photo with the message "hm...."

another user (with the display name "Es", aka the user posting this screenshot to bsky) replied to this photo with:
"ghost pepper"
"medium"
more like wight pepper then
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17/10/2025
... huh.
a can of "bad apple"-flavored Juice Monster
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 23/09/2025
this looks way better on mobile than on desktop holy shit,
a screenshot of the above post as displayed on bsky's mobile app, the comet/meteor emoji displaying as a fiery meteor instead of a blue "shooting star"
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 24/08/2025
DISREGARD PREVIOUS INQUIRY. SITUATION IS OPTIMAL.
a normal photo of a normal person not under the control of their own normal hair
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 24/08/2025
how can you tell if your hair is trying to eat you
this user has too much hair
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 09/08/2025
one part sort-of-vent art, one part shaking some more rust off, one part trying a couple things
a pencil drawing of an anthro mouse, sitting cross-legged in a chair. Their eyes are hidden by their glasses and hair. They appear to be staring down at a mechanical pencil in their hand
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 28/07/2025
... oops, one more twist on the design because I couldn't stop myself I don't even have plans for this version,
palm view of a three-fingered technic hand build, made in BrickLink Studio. The palm and wrist are the same as the previous build upthread, but the fingers and thumb have been reworked.finger-focused isometric view of the same technic hand buildback view of the same three-fingered technic hand buildlower wrist-focused isometric view of the same three-fingered technic build
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 28/07/2025
oops, just spent all afternoon and most of the evening tinkering with a hand build in Bricklink Studio <w<; this went through... so godsdamn many iterations, but these're the two variants I'm happiest with got plans for one of these, but they'll have to wait until my next round of hyperfixation,
palm view of two variations on a technic hand build, constructed in BrickLink Studio; both variants possess two clawed fingers and a clawed thumb each; all parts are in blackfinger-focused isometric view of the aforementioned technic hand buildstop-down isometric view of the aforementioned technic hand buildswrist- and thumb-focused isometric view of the aforementioned technic hand builds
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 26/07/2025
Mitz you have a cat bed I know you know you have a cat bed because unlike most cats you actually use it sometimes so what makes the file organizer appealing to you
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, napping underneath a wire-frame desktop organizer
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 23/07/2025
... I have questions,
a photo of a very tiny jar of mayo
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 13/07/2025
the squirrels around here are weird even by squirrel standards and big, one that's been hanging around lately is approaching cat-sized
photo of a squirrel with a strangely wide stance, up close to a glass door and staring intently at the camera through it
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 10/07/2025
couple early drafts, still trying to nail down the style and the level of detail I wanna work with thumb's been hurting lately (joint near the wrist has started going the way of my shoulders, yay EDS) but feels good to be drawing again when it permits. still got a lot of rust to shake off dammit :T
draft of an anthro mouse head (with red panda elements) at roughly a 3/4 view, drawn with pencildraft of an anthro mouse head (with red panda elements), side view, drawn in pencil. this draft has a bit more detail than the 3/4 one, and some features have changed slightly (most notably hair "height" and a tuft of fur at the base of the ear)
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17/06/2025
with respect: those were literally the first canister-sized figures in the entire line. the designs opened up a lot later exhibit 1: the Barraki. distinct construction, distinct silhouettes, yet evocative of a shared theme. a bit maximalist, sure, but that has its place also the comics went hard
the six "Barraki" sets from Bionicle's 2007 run. 
top row, left to right: Pridak; Kalmah; Carapar.
bottom row, left to right: Mantax; Ehlek; Takadoxthe aforementioned Barraki, as depicted in the comics; this image also features one of the Barraki's living "sea squid" projectiles.

top row, left to right: Carapar; Pridak; Takadox.
bottom row, left to right: Ehlek; Kalmah; Mantax.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 14/06/2025
so basically this
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 03/06/2025
y'all ever add like a dozen effects to a sample just to see what happens? (volume warning on the after bit)
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 26/05/2025
this is the most 90s (derogatory) thing I've seen in a long while
"Original" and "Sour" flavors of "Rotten"-brand "gummy cruncheez" candy, which appears to be a reduced-sugar, prebiotic-laced alternative to Nerds Rope of all things. The package art is a throwback to the grossout subgenre of 90s aesthetic, which I had mercifully largely forgotten about before encountering these accursed candies. Damn you, cultural nostalgia, damn you
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 16/05/2025
oh uh saw these earlier it's cherry flavored, and... *kind of* sour I guess? suppose it's appropriate that something attempting to parody sriracha would *also* have its potency overhyped,
Several bottles of "souracha"-brand liquid candy. As the name suggests, the bottle is deliberately designed to resemble that of sriracha. The display box purports the candy to be "super sour", a dubious claim at best.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 11/04/2025
midi keyboard spent a decade in storage only to be deemed a worthy cat bed once it's finally able to be hooked up
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, has decided an old midi keyboard is somehow comfy enough to nap on. silly fuzzball
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 02/04/2025
Mitz being Mitz again
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, sitting comfortably on my shoulder and upper arm like a weirdo. my darling fuzzbaby why are you like this
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 04/02/2025
I don't think that's how you're supposed to use that but you do you Mitz
Mitz, a small and fluffy tortie cat, awkwardly using her scratching post while lying on her backMitz, idly sitting at the base of her scratching post and "hugging" it
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 17/01/2025
'01 Pohatu was my first set and I've always kinda related to the dude's friendly, jokey, arguably people-pleasing personality. also his most iconic tool is basically just steel-toed boots and I love that honorable mention: Takanuva, for his insatiable curiosity and for reading like a trans allegory
a cropped close-up of Pohatu as depicted in the comicsa CG image of Pohatu Nuva's set forma cropped image of Takanuva as depicted in the comics
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 29/12/2024
every once in a while I take photos of Mitz, or rediscover older ones, that about sum up the experience of living with her this is one of those pics I still have no idea how she balanced *atop* a grocery bag but she did
a photo of Mitz, a small and fluffy cat with a tortoiseshell coat pattern, somehow standing atop a reusable grocery bag suspended on a wall-mounted hook
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 14/12/2024
folks I present to you the Gavla Goat (someone *has* to have done this before right)
an image of the Gävle Goat (acquired from the wikipedia page), with the mask of Bionicle character Gavla edited over its head.
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 13/12/2024
eh fukkit scratchy self-portrait, something to get the hands working again
a scratchy self-portrait, featuring the figure of the artist resting their head in their elbow, slumped across a drawing pad
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 13/12/2024
I really gotta get back into drawing but I fear I peaked with Magmarge back in 2018
a pencil drawing of Magmar with features of Marge Simpson; the image features the text "Magmarge" and, in parentheses, "I am not sorry"
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 27/11/2024
oh right uh I don't really do MOCs much, but back in the spring I sort of accidentally made a vahki redesign while working on something else I don't know why THIS is the thing I finished but such is the creative process :v
a MOC rework of Vahki Rorzakh, a Bionicle set from 2004the Rorzakh rework, standing next to an official Vahki Keerakh set for scale and comparison's sakethe Rorzakh rework, standing next to an RG Wing Gundam for scalethe Rorzakh rework, standing next to two figures from 2004's Xevoz buildable action figure line
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haunted mouse @es.vespre.net · 27/11/2024
I don't know how she ever finds this comfy
a photo of Mitz, a small and fluffy cat with a tortoiseshell fur pattern, sitting awkwardly on a drawing pad with her head resting on both an adjacent audio interface and the case for a drawing tablet pen
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