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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 9h

I'm very typically pro-player in the college sports discussion but I don't think playing one year at five Power 5 schools in five years isn't suiting any of these parties well.

A screenshot from ON3/Rivals showing "The Journey" for a football player from the high school class of 2022. He played one year each at the University of Kentucky, University of West Virginia, Florida State, Illinois and South Carolina

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know Michael Tracey read my post because he reposted it. Anyway, here's what else he had to say:

Michael Tracey responds to his doxxing of the victim at Cornell:

"Say it with me -- reporting is not "doxxing" ... reporting is not "doxxing." Of course I wouldn't publish her phone number, address, social security, etc. But her identity? Absolutely. That's squarely in the public interest. Despite the cynical legal tactics to arbitrarily shroud her in anonymity.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you live in a city and complain about transplants you’re just doing the cosmopolitan version of putting this sticker on your car.

A common bumper sticker among Florida rednecks who have never traveled anywhere.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Has anyone dug deep into this guy w/r/t AI, Roko, the basilisk, end times theories, AI psychoses or AI-summoned djinn, etc?

The Great Gazoo is a tiny, green, floating scientist who was exiled to Earth from his home planet for inventing a Doomsday Device. Gazoo was discovered by Fred and Barney when his flying saucer crashed. Gazoo recognizes Fred and Barney's world as prehistoric Earth. Gazoo refers to Fred and Barney as "dum-dums" and constantly causes problems for them. He can materialize and dematerialize objects, teleport, freeze time, travel through time, de-age anyone, destroy the world, and perform other remarkable feats but when he attempts to help out Fred and Barney, he usually ends up causing even more trouble. The only people who are able to see Gazoo are Fred, Barney and the children; animals also can see him. A running gag is that Fred argues with Gazoo while Wilma believes that he is talking to himself. When their daughter, Pebbles, says "Gazoo", Wilma thinks Pebbles is sneezing.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“holly rowe site:espn.com” with results limited to the past week brings two results. Two!

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Baseballs only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You telling me THIS guy is a wack coward?

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Check out this couch that looks like a dude.

This sofa has a center headrest that flips up to reveal lights and a fold down table/tray that makes the middle section look like some kind of couch robot butler with a serving tray.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's really easy. Very hastily thrown together prompt in the alt.

Prompt: make a 1950's style animated cartoon image of a cartoon Tasmanian devil known for making messes and bringing destruction wherever he goes. he spins around really fast like a top and knocks stuff over and makes a whole mess wherever he goes. in this picture he has spun around knocking stuff over in the grocery. he's looking towards the viewer with an open mouth, teeth bared and angry eyes, with a quote above him that says "I've had it up to here with these high GOP prices!!!!"

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Whatever you say man. Incline presses are like barbell rows for your bench press.

A YouTube thumbnail that says MOST BASED LIFT at the top. The left features a big dude in a hat making some kind or IRL soyjack face. On the right is an image of the same man doing front squats with what appears to be close to 500lbs

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Set your fucking coffee on the desk man, you’re on god damn television.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 $2001 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm choosing to believe this is a performance. Hell of a job Logan.

logan

I saw someone taking pictures of a local business, not sure, but it seems suspicious

Cali

People do that all the time

logan

Cali no this time it was different

Cathy

logan In what way was that suspicious??

logan

Cathy they were taking the picture in a really suspicious way, not casual like a normal unsuspecting photographing. this one was very suspecting and suspicious

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

What in the name of Great Clips is going on here?

This Goodman kid ain't being scouted by L'Oreal

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm sorry that your video games are getting a little more expensive after THIRTY YEARS.

A Toys R Us circular that shows Madden 96 on Super Nintendo priced at $59.99, among other games ranging from $39.99 to $69.99 (nice)

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Who should we put on the money instead of presidents?

Ken Griffey Jr. swinging his bat, about to knock the shit outta that ball

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It sounds like they’re going to make sure this bottle ends up in the ocean

A bottle of Windex with a sticker that says “Bottle made of 100% ocean bound plastic in partnership with plastic bank”

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm gonna seize on something different from this video. Do y'all remember when ENZYMES were all the fuss? You weren't gonna clean A DAMN THING! without the right enzymes! We wanted new enzymes. multiple enzyme formulas. powerful enzymes. we needed the cleaning to be enzymatic or it wasn't clean!

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

How about this? Chasin' 117, 82-0 but baseball: chasinbase.com

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

This is the first I’ve seen/tried the Original flavor and I’m kind of shocked at how it hits “unflavored energy drink” perfectly square.

A can of Ghost energy drink, original flavor

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