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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Didn't Racing Club Warwick reach the semi-finals of the Britannia Shield in 2003?
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blogged about real fonts versus the text image models draw: john.hartnup.uk/2026/09/23/p...
john.hartnup.uk
Those AI posters, with real fonts
Posters with real font-based typography
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was inspired over the weekend to make a new version of my poster prompts, that makes less cluttered, more striking posters. john.hartnup.uk/2026/09/20/p...
A 4x4 grid of posters for the same fictional event, in different styles.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was inspired over the weekend to make a new version of my poster prompts, that makes less cluttered, more striking posters. john.hartnup.uk/2026/09/20/p...
A 4x4 grid of posters for the same fictional event, in different styles.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How do you share writing you made with AI, while being honest with your reader? You write a manifesto, and abide by it! kladde26.org
kladde26.org
The Kladde 26 Manifesto - Show Your Workings
The Kladde 26 Manifesto — show your workings when you publish writing made with language models.
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘Oak’ Ladybird Book of Trees, 1963 Artist: SR Badmin
In the foreground we just see a little of the leaf and fruit of the tree. In the mid ground, the large trunk of an ancient oak displays the bark. In the background we see the full tree canopy in all its splendour. 
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watched Nine To Five. Sheena Easton unrecognisable.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17/08/2026
29th August 1985 - An excited Michael Fish gets to deploy the rarely seen red number as the temperature gets up to an incredible 26 degrees in London!
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 14/08/2026
Farage winning
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good luck to everyone getting their A levels today and remember, if you don’t get the grades you’d hoped for, all is not lost. For example, Prince Edward got a C and 2 Ds and was immediately accepted by Cambridge University.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It usually affects you anyway. You don't have kids, why pay for schools? Because the people around you are the product of schools. Don't drive a car, why pay for roads? Because roads bring supplies and staff to the services you do use.
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Random Smash Hits @randomsmashhits.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
1982: smash hits 4 17 march 1982, page 32 Full mag --> archive.org/stream/smash-hits-4-17-…
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How come Americans hate it when someone burns their flag, but absolutely love it when someone massacres their national anthem before a sporting event?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spotted on the M1
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I wouldn't have bothered with all the visuals if I were them. Save a couple of quid when the occasion allows.
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JohnNicolson he/him @johnnicolson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Begbie Trainspotting
ALT: Begbie Trainspotting
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Polly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The American mind cannot comprehend this
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Watched Hoppers with wife and daughter. Wife slept through a chunk of it. When she awoke: "What happened with the bypass?" "They re-routed through someone else's favourite bit of countryside instead". "How much did that cost the taxpayer?" "They didn't say" "How much did it add to journey times?"
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is now 100 prompts. You don't have to use AI for posters. But if you do, they don't have to look like every other AI poster. ukslim.github.io/poster-promp...
A letterpress-style gig poster for a fictional band. A bold illustration of a sunset over a river leading to some mountains.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Made a thing. It helps you visualise how enormous AI data centres are. Mind you, so are airports and power stations and reservoirs, and AI coded it for me. ukslim.github.io/datacentre-i...
ukslim.github.io
AI Data Centre Impact Visualiser
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Further to my post about horrible AI posters yesterday, I've made a site with 50 diverse styles you could use instead. A must for ferret lovers. ukslim.github.io/poster-promp...
ukslim.github.io
Poster Prompts
Somewhere to drop my thoughts.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Built a blog page just to get one thing off my chest: ukslim.github.io/2026/06/07/a... (bsky has already seen these thoughts, mind you)
ukslim.github.io
AI-generated posters don’t have to be horrible
The problem
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Spotted, Leamington Spa
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ozymandias is a perfect poem bc it proves that no matter how powerful and historically significant you are a shitposter can show up and dunk on you so hard that people only remember you as the guy who got dunked on.
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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Borrowed this image - the author is begging you to stop using ChatGPT to make horrible identikit posters, and I agree...
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Made an Origami Lament Configuration box
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Don't wanna".
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
They should have been honest and called 'Middlemarch' Coventry and then everyone would have said "lol no, I'm not reading a 900-page book about Coventry" and then nobody would have had to read Middlemarch.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 27/04/2026
NEWS! Ballrooms to be installed in American high schools to protect against shootings newsthump.com/2026/04/27/b...
newsthump.com
Ballrooms to be installed in American high schools to protect against shootings
Every American high school will have a ballroom, following revelations of their effectiveness against shooting incidents.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Maurice Carter @mauricec.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it." ― George Orwell, 1984
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
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Kevin 👽 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What I mean is...
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A "Drake Approves" meme with disapproval at the bottom.

Approves: "Angine de Poitrine"
Disapproves: "The shit Spotify plays after Angine de Poitrine"
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's at least 16 years since Mitchell & Webb's Apprentice sketch. "The point is that everyone will think that they're the only person to have noticed that the contestants are all idiots. I've got a hunch that for some reason people will think that this never stops being worth commenting upon"
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That Mitchell and Webb Look - Apprentice
YouTube video by myLastTears
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Devil wears Pradum.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/04/2026
Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.
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EREIAMJH @ere-i-am-jh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I can't surely be the first to notice that "OoO" looks a bit like an owl, and that owls sort of go "OoO!"? AI did the rest; sorry not sorry.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by Trump in 2012. It reads:

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran.  He is desperate.
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
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