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Eric he/him-ish | hobbyist • LARPer • TTRPG fan • leftist 🌹 • scalie? • software developer this is my online alter ego where I flirt with going full goblin mode; my opinions are my own; 🔞 epnk.carrd.co

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Mariló Delgado @ Madrid Otaku | ExpOtaku A Coruña🌻 @emedeme.bsky.social · 2h
Bueno, amigas, ya sabéis lo que toca. #AntesCerdoQueFascista
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tipsy @trinketry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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epnk @epnk.online · 04/10/2026
playing Bloodborne for the first time and I’m now privy to the first hammer in the game being named the Kirkhammer. also having a fantastic time yelling “Get Kirked!” while swinging down on a particularly loathsome enemy.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s 2 kinds of conservative movie “women, am I right” and “what if the raid sucked ass”
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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nycnouu @nycnouu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lula just outlawed Kalshi et al. Lord, I seen what you've done for others-
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 17/09/2026
[tim curry dies] rocky horror huh [remembers logged on transsexual women exist] that movie fuckin sucks [remembers fat bisexual cis women exist] but theres nuance right
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とろ @torotarou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
サメハダーだ、可愛いね
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
transgender bones comic
Panel one: distressed transwoman, “please dont let archaeologists call me a man when they dig up my bones”
Panel two: (3000 years later) her bones are displayed in a museum wearing puppy play gear with sex toys performing autoerotic asphyxiation, and a card which reads “woman performing suicide ritual (2026AD)”
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Jesstergen 👩🏻‍🚀 ✨ @rougerogue.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Deep Space 90210
Cast from deep space 9 dressed in very 90s pastelie-gap advert clothes, all siting on a big couch
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Froggers @froginatorart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
very puzzled
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
 Statement On V/H/S SCP Foundation Film

The staff and authors of the SCP Foundation Wiki (the real-life writing project behind the SCP Foundation universe and its official home) were not consulted or contacted regarding this film. We have been attempting to contact the filmmakers but haven't yet been successful. To be clear: we have not had any communication with the filmmakers, producers, or distributors for this project, despite our best efforts, and to the best of our knowledge they have not made any efforts to contact us. Furthermore, A24 does not and cannot have any exclusive rights to anything related to the SCP Foundation, including any films that Spooky Pictures or anyone else may choose to create.
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
personally i would love it if people would treat A24 as just another greedy corrupt film studio, which they are, instead of this artsy bastion of creativity we don't need to be suspicious of just because they happened to release some movies you like. fucking miramax released some movies i like too!
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey why is no one talking about the licensing situation with this A24/SCP thing? are they releasing it under the same cc-by-sa license every SCP project is required to have? are they betting creative commons won't hold up in court? seems like the kind of question a journalist should look into idk
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SCP Foundation Movie Coming To Theaters In 2027 With A24 Distributing
An SCP Foundation movie is coming to theaters in 2027 via A24. Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Studios announced the project earlier this year.
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well,
My old post that says “you think crime is down? I SAW black people.”
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thomas "noio" 🏔️ vandenberg @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
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tipsy @trinketry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
saw someone post art of a flat chested gal with normal (not swirly) eyes and claim it was hex maniac and i've been upset for like an hour
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me watching the trailer live: they gave that wolf an ass me looking at a screenshot after: they gave that wolf a TAINT
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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M I Z U G O R O U™ @mudkipper.art · 09/09/2026
The OG doomed yaoi
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this image never leaves my brain
Pikmin but epic.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FACE/OFF (1997, Dir. John Woo)
Quark and Odo prosthetics from DS9
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Boo @ghirga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you'll find most people don't know that haring drew art of his dog characters fucking humans (and vice versa) as an act of sexual defiance. it's awesome
Two Haring dogs confronting a human, one of the dogs fucking itA comic of a UFO beaming down a thing in the shape of a dog. A human approaches, and fucks the dog. The human's penis becomes textured the same way the dog was depicted.Two Haring dogs, more werewolf in depiction this time, hold the ripped-apart body of a human. One holds its lower half, one holds its upper half.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They let the King Kong guy do whatever he wants and he made a John Carpenter movie that starts off by saying “the United Snakes of Amerikkka is and always has been a Nazi state”
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A particularly infuriating aspect of this A.I. bullshit is that nobody seems to remember that we all got along just fine without it for centuries. How are we all suddenly incapable of reading and understanding written words? Of creating art? Of telling stories? It’s madness.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Latinx In Gaming @latinxingaming.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#HispanicHeritageMonth is approaching fast, which means our annual Unidos Game Jam is too! 2026 marks our 7th year running the jam to celebrate our culture and remind us of where we come from 🫂🧡 The jam will run September 18 - October 18. Prizes will be given to the top 3 games. (1/2)
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 03/09/2026
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @repilhan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump's oil blockade has exponentially worsened the human rights crisis in Cuba. The Cuban people are facing frequent blackouts. They lack access to basic needs like food and medicine. We must break the blockade and ensure human rights for the people of Cuba.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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SpectrumVerse Entertainment Inc. @spectrumverse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On this day in 2001, Cartoon Network's nighttime programming block Adult Swim has launched. Happy 25th Anniversary!!! That is my favorite nighttime block on Cartoon Network!
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/09/2026
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Coffee shop
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Michal Shafrir @miexriir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
here to announce my halloween costume will have a treasure hunting minigame, obviously
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Ali Boyle @aliboyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The real question is what’s up with the pigeons, that they succeed where multiple bricks to Marv’s skull from a third storey rooftop/setting Harry’s head on fire and presumably torching his lungs fails.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 29/08/2026
did you know they don't gender you in saints row 2? characters just use second person (you/your) or call you "boss". it was incredible
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As a millennial the Iraq war was when I learned America felt no responsibility for human life abroad and hurricane Katrina was when I learned it felt no responsibility for American lives either
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Cery @cerylune.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
📌 I'm Cery, a sapphic artist who loves drawing ocs, monsters, and ttrpg art.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/08/2026
☠️☠️☠️
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💜🍇 RileyRexha™ 💜🍇 (ZorroTejanito™) 🔜 NYFF @toonyriley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
✨👀 JARRITOS! 🍹
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Communist Kaiju, but older @communistkaiju.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good.
Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra are all talking with two fairies translating what they're saying to humans. "Godzilla is saying he has no reason to save humans. They are always bullying me. Rodan agrees with him."
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
thanks @mayor.nyc.gov
A picture of Zohran Mamdani and Spiderman and spiderman is saying "thanks for personally paying for my top surgery, Zohran Mamdani" and Zohran says "no problem, spiderman"
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