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i got opps because society can't stand to see a silly little dude winning 日本語を勉強している 🔞 @epicdragonmany.bsky.social

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/09/2026
Equality PAC, the campaigning arm of the Congressional Equality Caucus, announced its endorsement of Marcy Kaptur and other anti-trans Dems days after political ads targeting trans people. Even the LGBTQ+ congressional caucus is throwing trans people aside. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Equality PAC, Political Arm Of Congressional LGBTQ Caucus, Endorses Marcy Kaptur Days After Her Anti-Trans Ad
“Do we need to endorse people in order to support them? Do we need to support them in order to have power in Congress?”
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GenZ Steely Dan: Well I slimed my old man back in Oregon
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Customer at the combination sex shop/health food store: Uhhh... is this dildo organic?
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Going to the Costco Surgery Center to get a Kirkland™ Appendectomy
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
eating so much chipotle lately that i ask for black beans instead of pinto just to feel something
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
mpreg would be a great name for a programming language if it didn't already mean something else.......
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is such a goated time for media. We just had the WBC. New season of Jet Lag and Invincible dropped today. JoJo Part 7 tomorrow, and new TADC the day after.
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
*guy drinking a mimosa at 5pm voice* it's 11am somewhere
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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M.A.D @m-a-d-31.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i dreamt that the fields of earth were burned and salted, cities pillaged, that streets everywhere ran red with blood. the mcrib is back babyy
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
MODERATORS: Do you condemn Soyjaks. Did you like Cuphead. Do you think 67 or 61 is funnier. How will you address inflati- MAMDANI: I'm very concerned about inflation, especially in regards to housing MODERATORS: Shut the fuck up. Inflation fursuits. Did the Rizzler fall off
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
this moment was so crazy to see in person as someone who knows barely anything about baseball. i was like why is everyone around me cheering like we just won? bro didn't hit the ball
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
If Hideo Kojima can make Death Stranding all by himself there’s simply no excuse for other solo devs not to be making games on a similar scale
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
fortune teller who kinda just guesses what each tarot card means based on what it does in isaac
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
happy weed day , chag sameach
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
crashing the us economy was a terrible april fools day prank. im not sure what the punchline is and he didnt even do it on april 1st
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 17/03/2025
Gavin Newsom Interviews Mecha Hitler in Latest Episode of His Podcast hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Gavin Newsom Interviews Mecha Hitler in Latest Episode of His Podcast
FAIR OAKS, Calif. — California governor Gavin Newsom hosted Mecha Hitler on the latest episode of his “This is Gavin Newsom” podcast.  The California governor’s…
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
very funny article
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
it's giving tim misny
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
*Hideo Kojima game set during the Somme* Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up. TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK. Tommy: SHOCK?
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Darby Saxbe @darbysaxbe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.
list of banned keywords
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𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺 @biteyfriend.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
my sister taught me the toddler wave and now i do it to everyone i like a lot :) 👋🐺✨‼️
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
hey siri help how put genie back in bottle
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
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Sabi 🐺 @sabine.northsky.social · 24/01/2025
Horus Goblin With A Fat Ass
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025
you are loved, we will win
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors
Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.

I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller

I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country

I don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian.So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last.

You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom.

You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid.

They are the United States and before them I kneel, before no one else.

Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond.
Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Cordoba, the civilization of that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resistance fighters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take refuge in its African songs.

My land is made up of goldsmiths who worked in the time of the Egyptian pharaohs and of the first artists in the world in Chiribiquete.

You will never rule us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, who is called Bolívar, opposes us.

Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, today's Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered.

I raise a flag and as Gaitán said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA,Your blockade does not scare me, because Colombia, besides being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will give it your sweetness.

FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.

I am informed that you impose a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the United States, and I do the same.

Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world
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siggy!!!! @hotsoggy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
hate trans people? kill yourself <3
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/12/2024
THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE HARD❌ Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. EASY✅ House was old and fucked!
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Why paying for a newspaper (or real journalism) is worth every penny. Florida is no longer the Sunshine State. To get a public record, you often have to hire a lawyer.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2024
a long read but incredibly worth it lmfao. i love how insane everyone is becomeing
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/12/2024
Fascinating video on Steam trends, especially these statistics- of all the games released in Steam in 2024, just 2.5% had the "LBGTQ+" tag and 7% had the "female protagonist" tag. This is supposedly the political trend that's overwhelming and destroying gaming. youtu.be/qiNv3qv-YbU?...
Graph showing a trend of steam games with the "LBGTQ+" tagGraph showing a trend of steam games with the "female protagonist" tag
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
BREAKING: Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency posed to recommend immediate dissolution of the Department of Giving Propeller Hats and Comically Large Lollipops to Babies
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m the woke Norm, I want woke beer
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 21/11/2024
Trump Nominates Tom Nook as Secretary of Housing & Urban Development hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Trump Nominates Tom Nook as Secretary of Housing & Urban Development
PALM BEACH — President-elect Donald J. Trump has selected real estate mogul Tom Nook to head his cabinet’s Department of Housing and Urban Development. The…
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/11/2024
LIBERALISM WIN: transgender representative completely gives into her rights being taken away in an honorable, classy way 🔥
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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epicdragonman "x" @epicdragonmanx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I've been rendering some 3d fractals recently, thought they looked pretty cool
A 3D fractal depicting tessellated green cubesA 3D fractal depicting a red and purple deformed Menger spongeA 3D fractal depicting red/blue/pink pentagonal surfaces with various parts glowing throughout
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024
RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:
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