【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/10/2026the humidity swings are killing me. my hands feel like they're covered in ash 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 10/10/2026“is this movement game bhop or mirror’s edge?” the dev laughs. “it’s a good game ma’am” i buy it, it’s mirror’s edge 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/10/2026a little while back i did some looking into cosplaying votv kerfur omega since i think i'm built like that and could probably finagle the head/face using cleverly laid out neopixels but idk. the grid that makes up the face is really dense and some expressions seem like they'd just be infeasible 110
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/10/2026my million dollar idea is an app that scans your ear shape via phone lidar and recommends you open-design earbuds that won't fall out stupid easy 020
Reposted by 【 ぅロ'）っ🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Really proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 1944434
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 29/09/2026spent two days telling my parents their Android set top box was dead because all it did was show the provider logo splash and bootloop, so of course right as my dad is about to call tech support it springs back to life as if nothing was ever wrong 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 28/09/2026dudes be breaking traffic law to let me merge then immediately going into shock once they see my license plate. lol 010
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 27/09/2026i have vacuumed and dusted my car. damn that construction dust is nasty, wiping the dash left a black leading edge after one swipe 010
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 27/09/2026carhartt fucked up big time changing the cut on their men's overalls. the old cut was ludicrous, amazing, utterly head turning and now it's just kinda formless and baggy. also a way lighter weight of fabric which is just silly for utility workwear 120
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 27/09/2026when i last shopped for new stuff a year-ish ago it was dispiriting, anything less than large fit very poorly and large and up kinda wore like a men's small. somehow that's changed? idk if it's just mass redistribution or if my shoulders actually shrunk but what i tried definitely fit way better 020
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 27/09/2026bought some new clothes today and wow. a fleece that actually fits good really does make a big difference 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 26/09/2026fixed every dash problem my car had today, two dead backlight bulbs and one failing module replaced for a total cost of $10 at the pick and pull 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 25/09/2026there, now my car is marginally less likely to burn down for no reason 001
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 25/09/2026what i'm getting from the theranos documentary news is mouse girls get nathan fielder torqued up. and you know what? that's fair. 010
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 21/09/2026“no, 26 months hrt is too soon to increase your prog dose from 100 to 200mg (which we finally prescribed at all at the 2yr mark). also i’m going on maternity leave bye!” thanks doc just call me a slur next time 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 19/09/2026insurance guy incredulous at my legal name when i was renewing my plates today :( i have all the paperwork ready i just need to wrap up worker’s comp before i start mailing shit out. soon… 010
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 17/09/2026upping my prog from 100 to 200mg has had great results so far. better mood and my face looks fuller in the desired ways, now i just have to argue my gp into formalizing it 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026standalone vr already has an overwhelming number of drawbacks. addressing none of them and asking high end GPU money for the privilege is a sad joke 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026$1500 plus tax? no lighthouse support? nickel and diming on basic add-ins? lol forget it. what a diasppointment 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 13/09/2026actually i'm filled with immense dread at the prospect of this. not even gonna be humble here, my natural hair texture is incredible and every single person i see with a dyejob looks like they had their shit replaced with an old straw broom. maybe i just don't notice the good ones? 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026that was an adventure. first i open it up and discover the radio has not been secured by a single screw and whoever did it lost the bolts that hold the whole dash cluster in, as they used the wrong kit and also sucked 120
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026uuuuuuuuughhh i have to open up my car’s dash and find out why the radio died mysteriously a week and a half ago but i’m filled with dread at what i might find. i know someone was using duct tape back there 110
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026i had to ask a young coworker if he knew how to use a broom (not to insult, i sincerely could not tell if he did) the other day and he was obviously a bit offended but. bro did not know how to sweep 110
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026underscores - U been a surprise favourite album for me this year. even despite that one song that’s just her naming music genres. to think i checked her out because of that photo of her playing jerma clips on the stage screens at some music festival a few years ago lmao 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026dailies games are educational, how else was i supposed to learn logan paul made an Airplane! ripoff with a bunch of influencers that was so dogshit bad that he (allegedly) successfully sabotaged its release by posting that suicide forest video 000
Reposted by 【 ぅロ'）っlux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026started saving ads i get while scrolling for bullshit that make me wonder what exactly they have in my file over at Big Algorithm 231
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 11/09/2026my parents are visiting the Galapagos right now and (not to make you jealous but) i am simply lousy with giant tortoise pics and vids atm 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 10/09/2026new mirror is definitely a little warped concave horizontally, no way i’m shaped like that. or is my old mirror slightly convex? 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 09/09/2026i think there's a three year warranty on these things so i should be good. it's the 'subcompact' model which is nice because it's very light but not so great because it doesn't really keep up with heavier tasks like drilling thru multiple studs dozens of times in quick succession 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 09/09/2026uuu i just remembered my drill is kinda fucked up. apparently dropping it off a ladder a couple times is not recommended??? i have to pull the trigger a certain way to get it to go full speed which isn't broken per se but it is concerning 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 08/09/2026i should really get an n64 flashcart. that or a time machine so i can go back to 2015 and pick up an oot cart for a normal, not completely insane price 100
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 05/09/2026fuckin love overalls though. i’ll probably never wear pants to work again, they’re simply the inferior choice 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 05/09/2026gauging how well i pass based on how many employees at the hardware store offer help unprompted 100
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 05/09/2026building a modular hotel at work and the layout for each piece is room - hallway - room. weirdly there’s only one breaker panel for both rooms, and to meet code it’s located in the hallway 110
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/09/2026i should have used my office tenure when i was injured to edit/rewrite the weekly safety topics because they’re suuuuch ass. if i’m picked to read them aloud i’m changing lots of grammar on the fly because as written it is clunky, dense and sometimes straight up makes no sense at all 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/09/2026borrowed an OBD reader for work and it hasn’t thrown any codes? now i’m worried because what little i’ve seen behind the dash suggests it was installed using, uh, less than professional methods 000
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/09/2026big wet president crying about our healthy growing economy while his tanks outside of a bunch of flimsy tech scams 010
【 ぅロ'）っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/09/2026car radio abruptly died when i got gas after work today and now the CEL blinks 5 times when i turn it over. i checked the fuses and they’re fine? uh oh? 110
![how i feel about supporting [usb connect noise] mark zuckerberg and his fuckass company even if i technically didn’t support him because i bought it used. i know you’re pounding your shit to my elegant movement telemetry mark. i hate you so gd much but you paid for hot dogs game so i simply have no other choice but to affix the great satan to my head and flail about so gracefully for you](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yzwdfiu73ls2o4aepugpzufw/bafkreiatpwslyuks22egfcroueanvfzbmcjgwedy7iabxtqm6kiyffzfqy)
