lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my 2-monitor setup but one of the monitors is a 7" portable dvd player from pre-2010 that's playing the dvds i borrowed from my parents before i realised my laptop doesn't eat cds or cds-flavoured objects 000
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rawdogging venlafaxine withdrawals by frantically building largescale natural land features by hand in vintage story even though i'm not having fun 100
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026s5e1 they cut away from a guy doing this and in the next shot he has an uneven shave and multiple bandaids. we're getting close 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026opening up a creative world so i can build whatever i want no limits and the first craziest thing i can imagine is 10x10 box house dirt floor cool brick 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026rending my vs mod files asunder to force them all to play nice together in such a way that if anything at all updates from now on ever, my whole game is unplayable 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026found my first sniff of vintage story story progress this morning at almost exactly 24hrs playtime and then decided to do a quick make cobblestone for 10+ real life hours sidequest (totally forgot about story progress) 110
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026one thing you can't help but notice when you're binge watching forged in fire is how much these guys talk about shaft hardness 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026vintage story ultimate modding combo for immortality REAL NOT CLICKBAIT 000
Reposted by luxbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026just ate a tv remote like it was a slice of coffee cake 514717
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[a flickering bokeh of flame in the background, a cinematic panning closeup of me confidently skating my freshly-forged blade over my arm hair, it's roughly shearing a slab off of me like a wet ham and forcing the sudden cut to a commercial for a breakfast cereal for men] 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026imagine being born an elf and your dad names you Dadsname III and your mom names you Yowza Thickass 130
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026could be time to get really insane and esoteric about the silmarillion 010
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026forged in fire round 1: we've brought you to an abandoned factory where you must crawl inside this derelict machinery to obtain enough metal to forge your blades round 2: we have released one deer into the studio with just enough antler on it for 2/3 of you to fashion a knife handle 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026started saving ads i get while scrolling for bullshit that make me wonder what exactly they have in my file over at Big Algorithm 231
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026slimy little guy at my house update: one slug. you can see him squinting his eyes right into his head when i got him with the flash. my bad, dude 011
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i understand that some bandages need like nuclear grade adhesive but but ideally the tiny circle ones should just stay on for like a minute and then shed themselves silently into the breeze of the clinic parking lot without you noticing. collecting in the grass and trees, like butterflies 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026they shouldn't be allowed to just walk off after being disqualified on forged in fire they should have to seppuku with the fucked up blade that disqualified them 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i swear to god these kitchen worms are On Average the length of my forearm and they just keep slopping out of the walls 120
Reposted by luxsanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026things are different now [2025] 133596
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026addicted to redbull because i grew up dodging my mother to suck the electricity out of the loose ends of plugged-in power adapters and they taste suspiciously similar 020
Reposted by luxSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 05/09/2026Killed my puppeteer so I can lay here limply 112429
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026roommate found a random earthworm in the kitchen the other day and i made a joke about an earthworm infestation but i just found another one bro it's still wet and everything 110
Reposted by luxvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026website graphic (circa 2001) web.archive.org/web/20011110... 06015
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026one pet peeve about the hobbit movies is the hot dwarves dude. like i understand you need some eyecandy to get people to watch, but it just seems a bit shallow that all thirteen of them had to be maxxed out on sex appeal to get this story on the big screen. says a lot about society 030
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026honestly the hobbit would be better if instead of a loincloth they let gollum have a little crazy frog penis 040
Reposted by luxvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026computer art (1985) archive.org/details/mico... 07028
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026just realised for the first time in my life that it's actually really hard to see the moon. i don't know if i've ever really seen the moon 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026maybe a decade and a bit ago i went through a phase where the only movies i watched were lotr/hobbit on back-to-back loop every waking hour for probably a year or so. haven't seen any of them since. now i'm kind of thinking about them again but i worry it could be a slippery slope for me 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026[cornering a store clerk in the coin battery section] so i love that you have child options with bitter flavours. because kids Should be punished for eating batteries. but can you show me where you keep the ones for grownups? i'm looking for something savoury. umami would even work of you have it 020
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026need to bring back the deeply haunted and possibly slightly sarcastic dark-eyed smile with eye bags and a neutral, understated lower lip tint emoji Now 130
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i set up a fence for some chickens i was hoping to catch but i was having trouble trapping them in my shitty little reed baskets and by the time i came home sad and empty-handed i found an entire family of water deer had been so kind as to trap themselves inside the fence for me 120
lux @worstcryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026started playing vintage story and basically the question "what is the difference between minecraft and vintage story" can be answered much the same way as one would answer the question "what is the difference between a housewife and a dominatrix" 131
Reposted by luxSimple Sabotage Field Manual @simple-sabotage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks. 0114
