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beautiful genius since 91 Spelunky enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 | she/her

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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 29/09/2026
a quest 3 with the fixings, just purchased at a ridiculously reasonable price from a lovely young man who i gather didn’t really have that much time to play it anymorehow i feel about supporting [usb connect noise] mark zuckerberg and his fuckass company even if i technically didn’t support him because i bought it used. i know you’re pounding your shit to my elegant movement telemetry mark. i hate you so gd much but you paid for hot dogs game so i simply have no other choice but to affix the great satan to my head and flail about so gracefully for you
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 25/09/2026
there, now my car is marginally less likely to burn down for no reason
harness before, covered in nasty ass splice tape and questionably assembled. i mean SOME of the splices were twisted together appropriately and not just sort of mashed together into a weird ball of copper. it is in the void because poor planning means the only pic i have has it on top of something with PII on it lolharness now, butt splices on and tested for good continuity
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 18/09/2026
#myphonepix
a street and sunset, pleasant orange-yellow hues fading into blue-gray with sparse clouds framing. you get the sense i like photographing sunsets, not my fault they’re so pretty. taken September 15th, 2026
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026
#myphonepix
Waskesieu Lake from shore at twilight. a beautiful sunset with hues of pink, white and blue. taken August 4th, 2013 with an HTC Incredible S
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026
#myphonepix
a deciduous forest clearing with a gravel driveway, a utility cart and suv are parked to the side. the sky is grey, filled with mammatus clouds looming down menacingly. in the center of the image stands a juvenile deer. taken July 17, 2022 with an iPhone XS
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026
#myphonepix
Spiderman stares at a weird little beardy guy’s head and neck emerging from a wall. taken in an Australian modern art gallery (i forget which one, iirc it was in Sydney) on September 13th, 2012 using an HTC Incredible S
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026
#myphonepix
i have no idea where i took this nor what it depicts tbh. looks sorta alien. taken September 9th, 2014 with a Sony Xperia Z
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/09/2026
gonna make a thread of pics i took on my phone #myphonepix
a sign, power lines and poles, some trees and a roofline backgrouded by a vivid sunset refracting off clouds. taken July 13th, 2014 in Nanaimo, BC on a Sony Xperia Z
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/09/2026
reassembled and… i am a genius?
one functioning car radio. total repair cost: $3 for some 20-16 wire nuts, $20 for the bigass nylon pry tools to take the dash apart and most of my morning
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 11/09/2026
u like what u see?
giant tortoise in the grass
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 05/09/2026
renegade can't handle this work
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 28/08/2026
lol
a compressor tank, clearly labeled “DRAIN DAILY” with a pressure gauge attached. but what’s this? that pressure gauge looks weird…pressure gauge about as full of water as it can possibly be
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 26/08/2026
literally just a bunch of /mu/core. blue dot means i’ve seen them in concert
i am the ultimate loser, bow down lesser mortals
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 20/08/2026
this thing absolutely tearing it up on the piccolo sax
Doopliss from Paper Mario TTYD
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 01/08/2026
it’s August babey
lake water and dock, the water is approximately racing green due to algae
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 19/07/2026
two immature gulls on top of some weeds in a lake, one is bothering the other
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 12/07/2026
is that good?
Iphone notification reading

11:56
HER
HER
The jackhammer liked you! Hit the heart to start a conversation.
now
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 11/07/2026
must be my eyes playing tricks on me. it is almost 3am after all #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 10/07/2026
right on schedule
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 05/07/2026
i mean, it's free coal and nails i guess #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 28/06/2026
i’m at the parade. damn it’s windy
a statue of some guys
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 28/06/2026
those alien bastards turned my atv into a ufo #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/06/2026
'damn it's way foggy out there, glad i can just relax and download this harmless signal in here while i wait for it to clea- AAAAAAAAAA'
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 14/06/2026
whoops #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 26/05/2026
dude what! gamedle guess in two tries lets goooooo
heavily blurred gamedle guess results, showing i got today's guess in two tries
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 23/05/2026
AAAAAA
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 09/05/2026
stunting on these hogs #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 09/05/2026
working on the new single
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 09/05/2026
reuniting the Beatles #votv
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 08/05/2026
sad that bonelab remains kinda jacked up. i'd play it more if this interaction bug didn't consistently happen to me and break how guns work until i reload the scene. pretty bad since it disables mag dropping via b/menu for everything because the game thinks i'm still holding the bugged gun
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 04/05/2026
awful rude game. mean to me
Noita
TOTAL PLAYED
222.8 hours
LAST PLAYED
Feb 18, 2025
ACHIEVEMENTS 7/14
My Game Stats
My Game Content
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 03/05/2026
caught me
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 24/04/2026
choosing to believe the Michael movie is about this dog
dog being administered various things. i think it's a parody of a david dees photoshop
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 24/04/2026
Patrick starfish spongebob basketball meme reading ANOTHER 15CM OF SNOW
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 10/04/2026
lain holding an amongus i think
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 02/04/2026
tool shoping
well i guess milwaukee sellin hog now

apparently they have some system where you put the end of some wire to be pulled through conduit in a plastic bag and shove it into one end of the run and put this thing on a shopvac at the other end and stick it into the pipe and suction pulls the wire for you??? i cannot possibly imagine this working even kind of well but hey if it gets a sucker to part with $70
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 01/04/2026
good patch notes #votv
Sitting on ATV with wheels removed
counts towards ATV airtime achievement.Players appear to still slip on the secret large soap under the floor
in the control room• Satellite hashcodes
• Arirals intercepting
shrimp bought
from the store09h->09i changelog
• Fixed:
• things
• Changed:
• stuff
• Added:
• shit
• Removed:
• herobrine
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 01/04/2026
'where do you work out?' 'the library'
book gym realtor photo
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 31/03/2026
alas my next big tool purchase will be something practical, like an adorable little portable bandsaw
Makita DPB184ZB portable bandsaw. this sucker's so good, one handed operation, 2" cut depth so you can do deep strut with it, weighs like 9 pounds. absolutely whips
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 31/03/2026
it tempts me...
Makita 18V coffee machine, just enough for one cup at a go. it's powered by a standard Makita 18V battery. i struggle tremendously to imagine a use case for this. i guess if you happen to be on a site with no access to power whatsoever this would be useful? how often is that gonna happen though lmao
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 31/03/2026
sure could go for some spring right about now
-9°C
FEELS LIKE -15
Mainly Sunny
WIND
SSW 12 km/h
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 21/03/2026
i also got this pervert keyboard
store photo of a crkbd corne v4 with some fucked up comic sans keycap set. it is a staggered ortholinear layout and the board itself is split in half so each hand can be positioned comfortably apart
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 16/03/2026
big wet rat game good
Timberborn screenshot. i've built up in a valley, tree farming to the north, food farming to the south, housing, industry and power center. this game has fluid physics!!! and they don't shortcut how it works and do impossible stuff with compressibility so you can really fuck yourself up if you dam things wrong. i think it's going pretty good for a first playthrough
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 15/03/2026
TODAYS ANIMAL: Nagom

it is a manul in the zoo. it looks pensive, as manul do
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 10/03/2026
*looking around* spring? spring? could use some spring right now
3 day forecast showing highs between -1 and -6C, lows between -13 and -14C
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 06/03/2026
games i was unhealthily obsessed with in childhood/elementary school:

from top left to bottom right:

Crash Bandicoot: not really sure why. i guess because i had a friend with an insane home theater setup and i went over there a lot to play PS1 with him
Goldeneye 007: well this game simply fucks. kinda bad by today's standards but if you mess with the controller scheme you can get sorta-twinstick aim and it still goes. if you use remote mine a+b glitch in multiplayer you're scum
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: a "friend" lent me his copy and i played it through all the way up to Ganondorf. then i told him i'd gotten to Ganondorf and he was like 'oh i want it back now' lmao. never beat it. also had a formative moment playing it where i got hopelessly lost and confused in Jabu Jabu's Belly, went and got a gamefaqs guide to figure out what to do next and immediately felt terrible for it. i still think that unless it's a Terraria-like using a guide to play through a game is functionally just filling out a checklist and about as satisfying
Roller Coaster Tycoon: trainers and the crazy custom track/mod community that existed in the day gave this game a lot of longevity. sadly rather broken, mostly because if you have looping paths it fries the guest pathfinding and craters your park rating as everyone whines they can't leave
Motocross Mania: see above post
Halo: not much to say here. this shit was beyond crazy if you were 11/12 in 2001 the way i was
Counter-Strike Condition Zero: the campaign was mid but the bot 'career' thing where you hired dudes to fight alongside you was cool. also cut my pc mp fps teeth in scoutzknivez and towercar and other fucked 1.6 maps here, i still have screenshots of the first time i managed a positive kdr
City of Heroes: i liked smashing up the cities, game was ok. not really sure why this one captivated me so much
Half-Life 2: oh fuck dude. it looks like real life. again, if you were 13 in 2004 this was the most insane shit ever to exist
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 06/03/2026
pc games i played a lot of in elementary school

from top left to bottom right
Caesar II: plebs are needed
A-10 Cuba!: this shit sucked pretty bad. but i did figure out how to take off and bomb my own base so that was entertaining at least
MSFS 98: my favourite thing to do circa 1998/9 was pick the 747 and fly it horizontally between the twin towers. lol
Roller Coaster Tycoon: you know what's up
Pharaoh: hippos in tutus rampaging
Lego Stunt Rally: this fuckin owned. bot races AND a course creator? and the course creator is so robust that you can make shit that straight up breaks the bot ai? hell yeah.
Motocross Mania: this had some neat tracks, Havok physics and an eject button so you bet i spent way too long crashing in insane ways. also if you held the eject button your biker would fly up into the sky groin first which was funny
Ski Stunt Simulator: hard as fuck but you could do some cool shit. spent a billion years fucking around on the level with the destructible bridge and bombs
Bookworm Deluxe!: a classic of gaming right here. you will learn what qua means, and you will love qua
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 04/03/2026
this game is great if you need to fast-forward to 2am for some reason
Factorio base, one main factory surrounded by satellite mining depots connected by rail. a bidirectional trunk line runs to the south and west of the base, joining the oil, copper and iron mines. oil travels on a dedicated rail (i'll join it up to the trunk eventually), coal the same. uranium is supplied by a northern mine on separate rail as well as a trunk spur to the south. all defended by laser turrets, gun turrets using uranium-tipped ammo and mobile as well as fixed artillery. main factory power is nuclear supplemented by solar/battery, power at mines is self-contained solar/battery because fuck running that many power poles that the bugs'll just eat anyways
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 04/03/2026
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【 ぅロ')っ @enueye.crap.site · 23/02/2026
the whole library. very nearly everything has correct tags (maybe not for genre though) and album art
Total size: 130 GB
Duration: 5wk 6d 12:59:42.058

approx 1300 albums, 15000 tracks
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