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EnterpriseSplaining

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We are EnterpriseSplaining, a comedy podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Each episode, one host 'splains to the others what happened. We have faith of the heart. Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social Part of the ESO Network

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In our new episode out today, Maria tells us and guest, science writer @beebrookshire.bsky.social, about the Star Trek ENT episode Similitude where Phlox grows a clone of Trip purely to harvest his brain matter. Ethical dilemmas abound!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Similitude showing Close up of Trip and Archer facing each other. They both look annoyed.  with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Similitude. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Send in the Clones! (feat. Bethany Brookshire)”
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course I go on this podcast and I end up with the most ethically fraught (aka LORD NO) episode of Enterprise 😂 This was hilarious and so much fun and I can't wait to listen. And no, I have never watched Enterprise. Until now.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just wait until you hear about the time he committed torture on a prisoner, or the time he caused the death of a nonbinary person because he refused (for no clear reason) their asylum request to escape from slavery.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s just say there is a reason we always refer to Captain Archer as a war criminal.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol the fact that you think this is the most ethically fraught episode just proves that you haven’t seen Enterprise!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you finish our episode and are looking for more @beebrookshire.bsky.social content, might we recommend this science article she wrote about farts?
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Burps and farts: Why the body is such a gas
People make a lot of gas, and it’s got to come out one end or the other. Understanding those farts and burps could tell us a lot about our health.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Send in the Clones! (feat. Bethany Brookshire) - EnterpriseSplaining
We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 10 “Similitude,” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. An accident while testing...
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In our new episode out today, Maria tells us and guest, science writer @beebrookshire.bsky.social, about the Star Trek ENT episode Similitude where Phlox grows a clone of Trip purely to harvest his brain matter. Ethical dilemmas abound!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Similitude showing Close up of Trip and Archer facing each other. They both look annoyed.  with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Similitude. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Send in the Clones! (feat. Bethany Brookshire)”
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of the pilot episode of Enterprise! Happy birthday Enterprise! You’re now officially old enough to rent a shuttle pod!
Photo of the NX-01 shutter from Star Trek enterprise
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of the pilot episode of Enterprise! Happy birthday Enterprise! You’re now officially old enough to rent a shuttle pod!
Photo of the NX-01 shutter from Star Trek enterprise
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Ryan Consell @stealingfromwizards.com · 24/09/2026
If you want to hear me go off on ahistorical button representation... well you're probably the kind of person who would enjoy this podcast.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jumping from above onto unsuspecting people is the Suliban’s signature move! Archer is learning from the best!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen via your favorite podcast app or on the web at this link: enterprisesplaining.captivate.fm/episode/seco...
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Second Contact: The Good, The Bad and the Skagly! (feat. Ryan Consell) - EnterpriseSplaining
This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 9 “North Star,” now that Maria and Jamie have wat...
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our crew and noted vest-expert @stealingfromwizards.com are on a second contact mission this week, revisiting the #StarTrekENT episode North Star (the one that inexplicably takes place in the wild west). This episode was trying to say... something, but what it was trying to say was weird!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode North Star showing Trip and T'Pol riding a horse with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: North Star. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Good, The Bad and the Skagly!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hetero couples that feel gay.
Kira and Odo from Deep Space Nine
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same! It was such a nice surprise to run into you there!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s the cover of our forthcoming Faith of the Heart cover album where we cover the song in 10 different genres.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys guys guys! Listen to our away mission where we tell you all about the insane stuff that happened at DragonCon! It’s so fun!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We also have a fun photo album to go along with today's episode! www.flickr.com/photos/uajam...
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EnterpriseSplaining at Dragon Con 2026!
Explore this photo album by Jamie Bernstein on Flickr!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Away Mission to Dragon Con! - EnterpriseSplaining
Maria and Jamie just got back from Dragon Con and have a ton of stories to share with Bill and all of you about the reaction from other fans to our deco...
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In today's episode, @mariadsouza.bsky.social and @uajamie.bsky.social along with guests @jsking.bsky.social and @ericlesch.bsky.social talk about everything they got up to at Dragon Con, including the reaction to our decon cosplay, singing Faith of the Heart at karaoke, and so much more.
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from Dragon Con with Maria, Jamie, and Eric posing with Enterprise cast members Anthony Montgomery, Dominick Keating, and Connor Trinnear. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Away Mission to Dragon Con!”
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry about the minute of silence at the end of today’s episode! Both of us who typically review the final episode cuts are dealing with personal things this week and weren’t able to review it before it went live. We’ll get it fixed when we can, but it may not happen until tonight.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best tip for not catching con crud at @dragoncon.org? Make sure to fully decontaminate multiple times per day! Our EnterpriseSplaining crew implemented these measures and not one of us got sick. Coincidence? We think not!
Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with Connor Trinnear, Dominick Keating, and Anthony Montgomery. Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with a person dressed as T’Pol and holding a stuffed Porthos Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dominick Keating was wearing a shirt that said “C🖖NT” on it when he took a photo with us. We tried searching for it afterwards but uhhh… do not search for “Star Trek cunt shirt.” Trust us. Luckily you won’t have to because Bill found it for us!
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C*nt tee Space Shirt
PLEASE note sizes run slightly large XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 A t-shirt so the most logical Star Tre...
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cannot believe we have kept this silly little show going for a full 100 episodes!
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maria's "Stun them all and let god sort 'em out!" needs to be on an Enterprisesplaining mug.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stop it.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We don't mention it being our 100th episode because we forgot. Instead, we will "celebrate" that milestone on our 103rd episode while stating over and over again that it's our 102nd. This is the professionalism you get from EnterpriseSplaining.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Good, The Bad and the Skagly! - EnterpriseSplaining
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Giddy-up! It’s our 100th episode and to celebrate Bill is telling us about the ENT episode North Star where the Enterprise Crew finds a colony of humans living a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy lifestyle! Plus, we’re joined by @stealingfromwizards.com, author of the Stealing from Wizards series!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode North Star showing Trip and T'Pol riding a horse with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: North Star. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Good, The Bad and the Skagly!”
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We need go find another con that will accept us!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We need @abbymsommer.bsky.social and @shelfnerds.bsky.social to come to DragonCon next year so we can do a @firstflightpod.bsky.social/Enterprisesplaining crossover panel called “Enterprise Ultimate Showdown” where we “debate” (in a fun/friendly way whether ENT deserves its reputation or is the best
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Nicole BOO-liucci 🎃 @noisyastronomer.com · 07/09/2026
Omg y'all posted the whole thing. 😂 A RARE exception to my "I don't do karaoke rule."
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Our beautiful karaoke singers were @mariadsouza.bsky.social @uajamie.bsky.social @ericlesch.bsky.social @jsking.bsky.social @noisyastronomer.com and a random woman we met at the bar who decided to join in.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Birthday Diane Warren! Our crew celebrated last night by leading the entire Hilton bar at DragonCon in a rowdy karaoke rendition of Faith of the Heart. Please enjoy this very long video where we discovered 30sec in that the full song is over 4min.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We celebrated by leading the entire DragonCon Hilton bar in singing Faith of the Heart last night! We will try to get a rough video of it up today, but it may be too large.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yep. This happened.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think @ericlesch.bsky.social also is working on a plan for that
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We need to cut the video down first. Trust me, you don’t want the whole video. It’s 4.5min long. It turns out it’s a very looooong song
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’ve had too much to drink to remember how many verses are in Faith of the Heart!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also, if you’re wondering, there are two full verses and a bridge. The second verse we could sort of do because it was so similar to the first verse. But when it got to the bridge we just stared at the words in confusion.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If ya’ll aren’t at the Hilton bar at DragonCon right now, then please assess your life choices because you just missed our EnterpriseSplaining crew leading a very rowdy rendition of Faith of the Heart at karaoke.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We ran into our biggest fan, Joe, and he was wearing one of our EnterpriseSplaining shirts in tie dye!
Photo of Jamie and Maria with Joe, who is wearing an EnterpriseSplaining shirt!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got some Enterprise-themed ribbons from other fans! I particularly love the one that says “Never underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion” which truly should be the motto of both Enterprise and our podcast.
Two ribbons. The first says “Join the crew of the NX-01. Our uniforms have pockets” and the other says “Never underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion”
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m wearing my Enterprise uniform today at DragonCon and I was just standing around chatting with someone and a person grabbed my arm to get my attention. I turned around and a guy said “I love your uniform!” then ran off. As I watched him leave, my brain processed that it was Anthony Montgomery.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anthony Montgomery appeared out of nowhere just to tell me he loves my Enterprise uniform and then dissapeared before I could process what had just happened, as though he were some sort of Star Trek fairy granting fan wishes.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you!!!! Seriously, you don’t know how happy this makes us!
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