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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl

@enderspearl184.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 19 (he/him) hi i like to write code. also a cs student!!! but like. Not a techbro. I just like writing code extremely normal (blatant lies) W*ndows HATER!!!! i put useless nonsense on my github pages to procrastinate enderspearl184.github.io

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zen @zenfyr.dev · 13h
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 3h
if you think art is functionless then i don't know how say it but you're part of the problem
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PuckFutin @bastardanglosaxon.bsky.social · 21h
Software engineer here. That's the dumbest thing I've heard today and there's been quite a few trump clips in my feed.
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Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 21h
Regret to inform I just found this saved in the depths of my camera roll
When you land on a planet where groups of lions are 100% bigger and Autumn seems to last for a really long time.

Dooku says: “twice the pride, double the fall”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/10/2026
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fucking dies
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 13/10/2026
Anyone in tech who isn't telling you how the internet is evil and almost everything and everyone should disconnect from it is trying to trick you into using the internet and then you will suffer from using the internet
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad
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u/burnt_bread_54 • 23h • reddit
Tried making a cake...

I tried making a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and this was supposed to be the base for it.
It was even supposed to be a bit on the healthier side, so I substituted the sugar for a 1200 pill pack of those calorie free cofee sweetener tablets.
It was in the oven for maybe 7 minutes at the reccomended temperature and turned out like this.
Did this happen because 1 misread 2 tea spoons of baking soda for 2 table spoons or was I just unlucky and used a bad recepie?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl @enderspearl184.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fake captcha that says “Select all squares that contain a croissant”. Half the images contain actual croissants, while the other half contain orange cats lying down in the same general shape. All of the cats (and only the cats) are circled in green.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm out of ideas
My 9 Games but it's just Fuck's Quest II and The Journeyman Project.
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
get equipped with great joy
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AmazingAnndroid (check pinned) @amazingandroid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cybertasm @cybertasm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear, this is how most Nintendo fans rank all Nintendo's franchises.
A tier list of all of Nintendo's franchises made by the average Mario/Smash fan
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl @enderspearl184.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
laptop battery is dying I think (in the fun exciting way) fucking kill me already
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 10/09/2026
We programmers used to say "Fast, cheap, or good. Pick any two." Apparently, we shouldn't have bothered, because a bunch of people just wanted a shit sandwich and a double helping of Fast.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I see a lot of people actively losing their minds about the AI stuff and I'm honestly starting to feel bad for them. But it's blinding them to the real problems. These things are not your girlfriend, but they're probably going to smash-and-grab passwords and attack bank or government data.
The observation that the most alarmist claims about A.I.’s impact seem to come from the individuals most connected to Rationalism should anger us. This exaggerated grimness makes it easy to overlook the more immediate harms created by these technologies, such as their potential use in cybersecurity attacks, excess resource consumption, impact on our cognitive fitness, role in undermining education and amplification of soul-deadening slop.

This style of anxious talk also allows the A.I. companies to portray themselves as the reluctant “stewards” of an inevitable technology, which is a framing they can use to deflect blame for damage caused by their own products.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lots of games appeared in the latest Nintendo Direct! Which ones are you most excited about?
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'bulborb.mp4' is coming to Poob on September 10th!
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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl @enderspearl184.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is already rlly fun to goof around with and i havent even made it a video game yet #roblox #robloxdev
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I realized at lunch today that charcuterie is kind of like fancy lunchable
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Early copies of Super Mario Sunshine had several bugs, including a fatal memory leak that would not only cause the Chucksters to throw Mario into our dimension, but it would, more importantly, IRREPARABLY BREAK the GameCube. This was patched in subsequent copies.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We will be reposting all of our older posts until we are eventually up to date. Thank you for your patience!
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Lake (they/it) @lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ironic how the guy who's responsible for a meme where he goes "your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose" is now a self admitted failure, whose life is nothing while the only purpose he serves is getting ragebaited by trolls and ridiculed online. Happy Doomsdale, one and all.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 31/08/2026
TIME'S UP DALE SIX YEARS AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE STILL STREAMING? DOOMSDALE IS NOW
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As part of Nintendo's push for online services on the Wii, one of the many applications they made was the now-offline "Wii-Woo", which would contact emergency services immediately upon startup. Nintendo stated to only use it in a real "Wii-mergency".
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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl @enderspearl184.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
retro outlines script i made in a few hours. its free and stuff because it wasn't much effort to make roblox.com/library/1034... if for some reason roblox delists it you can find it in this uncopylocked game: roblox.com/games/108596... #roblox #robloxdev
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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🇨🇦 Ender “enderspearl184” Pearl @enderspearl184.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i got annoyed at how FoulDecrypt was not working my iPhone 11 (iOS 15.6) and came across a repo that did the same thing but only for arm64 apps (without kernel panicking). So I did the natural thing and forked it and made it decrypt ALL arches :DDDD github.com/enderspearl1... #jailbreak #ios #iosdev
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thanks to @chucktowski.com and @iznaut.com, we have acquired the Gex 3 YO-YO TRICK GUIDE
The Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko Gex Secrets and Yo-Yo Tricks hint book from Best Buy. The cover art shows a unique render of Gex playing with a yo-yo.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
"videogames are just dopamine slot machines" i say via the social media slot machine apps
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
Important announcement from Game Freak:

The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 17/08/2026
new error page deployed
tcrf ban page featuring a vaguely butthole-shaped claude logo with two hands on either side of it, saying "claude user detected". 

claude users aren't welcome here. claude frequently circumvents blocks and other anti-ai measures.

plus, our community is built by humans, for humans.
asking some robotic butthole to digest the information here
does a disservice to everyone who has ever contributed.
you are banned from this site.

to attempt to resolve this issue, join discord
and mention reference code "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx".

warning: your chances of success are near zero.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Archive but it's a videogame from 1998.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Microsoft has gone full obnoxious with "Upgrade your plan" in Office. The button doesn't go away and will drown out everything else in Word, including the name of the file you're editing. If you needed evidence MSFT is panicked over retail Copilot sales, this is pretty compelling evidence.
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BOOrink 👻 @brinkofgaming.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you know??? It's possible to share your gaming opinions WITHOUT being an absolute ass about it??? Maybe this is a new thing I'm just hearing about, but it sounds pretty cool.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sephiroth standing behind Cloud Strife, whispering something into his ear, which, according to the subtitles, is a YouTube link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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Will Hutchinson 🌻 @unnamedwill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of the greatest citation neededs of all time: www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the way I was reminded it was DEFCON last week
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TheRealJims @therealjims.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finally, we get a Yoshi who canonically doesn't pay his taxes
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Polyhex @polyhex.games · 12/07/2026
SBS update's getting close. It includes an overhaul of pretty much every menu and shop interface, so it's been a bit of an undertaking! But the improvement in QoL & feel is enormous.
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