Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 5hstatic.klipy.comBender Laughs Harder at Leela in FuturamaAlt: Bender Laughs Harder at Leela in Futurama 000
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 6hThis reminds me of when my surgeon told me "I'm not sure which one of us (from the practice) is going to perform your surgery but don't worry, we're all pretty OK at it." 080
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 8hI was around in 1984, and the narrative at that time was "no one is allowed to touch WRs anymore, back in the day you could maul them." There is definitely a lot more contact allowed now in pass coverage than the 80s. What has changed is you can't light up defenseless players after the ball arrives 000
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 9hPer the photographer, that squirrel knocked the owlet out of the tree THREE TIMES before the owlet left and nestled with their mother. That squirrel is even more insane than he looks there. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 9hHe literally has one of the characters state this in the script, and people still don't get it 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 10hEvery answer in the NYT Sunday crossword is either 10 letters long or 4 letters long today 120
Reposted by Emperor Snapper852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I respect this man so damn much. 3486
Reposted by Emperor SnapperJohn Byrne @byronchenko.bsky.social · 12hColston Yankoff is what happens when you ask JK Rowling to name an American. 1226
Reposted by Emperor Snapper852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13hscience.anu.edu.au/news-events/...science.anu.edu.auDr Saul Newman has uncovered the “secret” to living to 110Following a Blue Zone lifestyle is purported to help extend your lifespan. But do the numbers add up? 383
Reposted by Emperor Snapper113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663030514
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Marvel wants to make one of the darkest movies ever made, they need to hire Cronenberg to do a body horror X-Men 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He would probably spend nearly 50 hours combined on those sex acts! 160
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm praying to you, look in your heart! I'm praying to you, look in your heart! Look in your heart!" 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All us kids with oversized noggins feel this one 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Opening new frontiers in the field of Theoretical Polygamy 000
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"If available" doing a bit of heavy lifting but I agree. Brook has played at least 75 games 4 years in a row, though! 120
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just figured the hell with it let's try to score 140 a night 120
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's basically Vuc, Horford, or Lopez unless you really like Locker Room Guys and go with Jordan 120
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's funny that C is the weak position in this 210
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Curry, Harden,Durant,LeBron, and Brook if you want a C, but I'd go small and put Jrue out there 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, the problem with Hull is that no one bothers to defend her because she has zero offensive game. Cunningham is a poor defender but at least stretches the defense. Neither option is going to cut it. 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As we have seen recently, Ms Rachel can drain threes, and Republicans don't know the difference between NCAA women's basketball and the NBA, so this is just hatin' on someone who Knows Ball. 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And I guarantee humans have eaten a lot more lion than vice-versa 030
Reposted by Emperor Snapperdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112362541
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Things I never expected I'd have to deal with: cleaning up after a cat with a bleeding anal gland 100
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026By "no beardos" he literally means "black soldiers with a known medical condition will be drummed out of the service, but white Special Forces dirtbags can grow all the facial hair they want." 030
Reposted by Emperor SnapperTodd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There aren't gonna be a whole lot of towns in the United States that can compete with Florence, Oregon, for the title of Most Interesting Town History Section on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc... 39515
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think I know where this guy is gonna end up 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am certain Tolle was playing with Butch Hobson and Jim Rice in 1978. Seen him in the team photo 001
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To a certain segment of society, what white people want is never, ever "politics". It is just "normal". Politics is what all the minorities and icky weirdos are concerned about. 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Accusing someone of perjury because you Don't Know Ball is a bad look 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mother Fucker, my mom worked full time and had to leave us to fend for ourselves when my oldest brother was 11. She was also the first person in our family to graduate college, at 37. She could have used some goddamned daycare 080
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026New law: no one is ever allowed to use the "spelling with chemical element symbols" gimmick again 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Are you telling me an air fried these cookies? 040
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This one's for my mom, who taught me every curse word and every possible permutation on the word "fuck" 030
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never understood why Merton Hanks never used his snake-like neck to seize ball carriers and squeeze the life out of them. 020
Reposted by Emperor SnapperRob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi? 381284158
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best word I can think of to describe Adobe Acrobat is "diabolical" 020
Reposted by Emperor SnapperWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation 231911230
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amazing that K State's mascot is just a dude with a thrift store mascot head while UC spends 30% of their NIL on mascot costume changes. This was clearly the difference in the game. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If this happened today the wreath would have been protected 24/7 by the police 030
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The last minute of UT-UT had so many instances of one team or another fucking the dog that Kash Patel is gonna jerk off to it for years 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not only that, but a lot of people are only on an ACA plan for a few months between jobs, greatly increasing the chances they won't need to use their plan 21134
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And then he went on to found an underwear company! 010
