Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 17hAccusing someone of perjury because you Don't Know Ball is a bad look 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026New law: no one is ever allowed to use the "spelling with chemical element symbols" gimmick again 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This one's for my mom, who taught me every curse word and every possible permutation on the word "fuck" 030
Reposted by Emperor SnapperRob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi? 381267154
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best word I can think of to describe Adobe Acrobat is "diabolical" 020
Reposted by Emperor SnapperWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation 231799223
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If this happened today the wreath would have been protected 24/7 by the police 030
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The last minute of UT-UT had so many instances of one team or another fucking the dog that Kash Patel is gonna jerk off to it for years 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No movie ever looked less like it took place in The Bronx 100
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you show up for an interview with an iced coffee, you better bring me one too. Iced coffee is great. Maybe we can just ditch the interview, go drink our iced coffees, and make fun of all those losers back in the conference room. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone told me they would send me an important document "after lunch" and I guess 3:22 pm is technically after lunch 240
Reposted by Emperor SnapperDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Marshawn Lynch's advice to Jayden Daniels on how to avoid elbow injuries going forward is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. 520655
Reposted by Emperor SnapperRyan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 25/09/2026Two of my favorite internet powers combined www.youtube.com/shorts/SW8Jh...youtube.comMillennial dads… this lady knows too much.YouTube video by Farming While Beige 143
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My wife found a steelbook edition of Kickboxer for $1 and this movie is so much worse than I remember it. And I did not remember it being good. 110
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Old English ended around 500 years before Shakespeare was born. Eggers would not do this, although maybe he will have them speaking whatever 16th-century Italian dialect was common in Verona 100
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I see Liberty Bibberty, I'm hitting that thing with bug spray and then breaking out the shovel if it's still alive 241
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can tell I am becoming more mature as I age because today at the diner, when the loud "movie guy" a couple of tables over told his friends that Heat was his favorite Scorsese film I resisted the urge to go over and correct him. 3101
Reposted by Emperor SnapperNick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here 31962243
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember Some Guys forgot this guy was a pitcher. The other Mike Marshall was an OF-1B 000
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In 90 minutes, my qualifying times for major marathons will get slightly more forgiving 120
Reposted by Emperor SnapperDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't really follow politics 392833588
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, they will get a chance to vote on it. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When I was three I knocked my two front teeth out of my head - the roots were considerably longer than the teeth. I got an entire dollar for the pair and could not believe my fortune. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"National Security is more important than your pocketbook! That's why it is vital that we destroy national security more rapidly than we raise prices!" 020
Reposted by Emperor SnapperThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100382412
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just inject every one of these motherfuckers with polio and drop them off on an island 041
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That assassin lady is tougher than Reacher. Beaten up by a giant, thrown through a plate glass window, falls 40 feet and lands on concrete, gets shot in the chest, and can still walk away in handcuffs when the cops arrest her. Reacher gets stabbed a few dozen times and has to go to the hospital. 140
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Shot Reacher through the hand with a nail gun and accidentally turned him into Wolverine 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Step 1: Privatize the Smithsonian Step 2: The Smithsonian sells it's entire collection, and then leases the collection back Step 3: the funds from the sale are used to pay huge bonuses and dividends to their executives Step 4: Smithsonian jacks prices & goes bankrupt. The Hedge Fund Bust Out 0103
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My conspiracy theory is that Kash changed the policy on hiring people who committed bestiality in order to draw attention away from his changing the policy on hiring people who steal from their employer. 010
Reposted by Emperor SnapperScott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you think having to vote for someone advocating for the NCAA’s 2015 athlete eligibility policies is intolerable, wait until you find out what FDR and LBJ voters had to live with 321014
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You could eat, digest, and poop out a burger and then take a photo of that and it would be more appetizing than this monstrosity 010
Reposted by Emperor SnapperAdria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fred works on a chimney and smokes like one too. Best thing you will see today. 22449114
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just ran into someone I haven't seen since before I started running over a decade ago, when I was 80 pounds heavier. Don't think they would have recognized me if I hadn't been with my wife. 021
Reposted by Emperor SnapperDan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026James Madison spears the Wagner punter RIGHT in the dick. 3540376
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)static.klipy.comAlan Ritchson's Awkward Sip as Jack ReacherAlt: Alan Ritchson's Awkward Sip as Jack Reacher 030
Reposted by Emperor SnapperSpectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks. 9467951761
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm ordering 10 4 piece nuggets and selling the extra sauce on the black market 0183
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You meet an asshole first thing in the morning, you met an asshole. You meet assholes all day... 120
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It would hopefully work by having him carted off to prison for the rather obvious crime he is attempting 140
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With the latest additions, I now have 310 items on the list detailing my DVD collection. However, since that includes several box sets, the total number of films is around 370. 020
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you liked Jurassic Park but wished those snotty little brats had been eaten, Buddy might be the movie for you. 010
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is fundamentally illogical. If homosexuality is on the rise it will definitely lead to an improvement in art. 050
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm ready to see Ms Rachel absolutely torch Ted Cruz in a game of one-on-one 030
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Imagine buying a fucking $60 loaf of bread the size of a medicine ball and then throwing 2/3 of it away in three days when it goes stale. 020
Reposted by Emperor SnapperThe Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A few days late, but Matt Suhey dying on Sunday reminds me of one of the all-time great sports photos. Suhey basically spent his NFL career as Walter Payton's battering ram; they were best friends, and Suhey became a surrogate father to Payton's kids after WP died. Guys being Dudes right here. RIP. 15411
Emperor Snapper @emperorsnapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm sure all those people bought tickets because they wanted to see an umpire make an ass of himself 030
