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Litfest, Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Welcome to Litfest's Autumn Season 2026! The (very welcome) return of the rain also brings the return of Litfest and our packed programme for the Autumn Season! Book tickets, browse the programme, apply to join a workshop and submit to our poetry mosaic here! geni.us/LFAutumn26
Litfest Autumn Weekend 2026 cover.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is there a German word for "having quite a nice week personally, but at the same time, quite melancholy due to the death of a beloved celebrity, with whom I had no great personal connection, but who objectively made a quite wonderful contribution to humanity"?
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 15/07/2026
Remember to scream loudly out of the window at random moments to keep your iPlayer-watching neighbours on their toes.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Canopy appreciation post, courtesy of a weekend trip to Hawkshead/Coniston. If in doubt, look up 💚🌳🍃
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Am having a lovely 2026 so far, with many close family milestones/celebrations/birthdays/engagements/anniversaries occurring. It's delightful and wonderful, but dear GOD I have spent an *unbelievable* amount of time on Etsy.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/05/2026
Here’s your quick explainer on how to use both Martha and Jess’ Rules if you ever need. Free post. www.patreon.com/posts/jesss-...
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The world is often bad, so here is a good tree appreciation post, because it's Spring and I can 🌳
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
View from my desk today 🦚 it's been over a decade and the novelty still hasn't worn off. (It's actually mating season and the boys are starting to get noisy, but we will forgive them for this because they are still a delight to look at.)
Peacock sitting on a wooden fence in the sunshine. He definitely knows he's beautiful.Another peacock, this time with his tail feathers on full display.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Library takeover for @litfest.bsky.social Sunday 📚
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Snapshots of a sunny Saturday with Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social . Off home for a sit down before we go again tomorrow!
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Have you ever tried to eat a custard-filled croissant the size of your hand on a train? I do not recommend you try to eat a custard-filled croissant the size of your hand on a train. (I do however recommend Tuck's croissants in all other circumstances, and with extreme gusto) 🥐
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Litfest, Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's time to reveal the programme cover for Litfest's 2026 Spring season, including our 47th Litfest (13th-22nd March)! Whilst you'll have to wait a little longer for the full release of our packed programme, you can grab early-bird in-person tickets for a selection of events! geni.us/LF26Spring
The cover for Litfest 2026's Spring Season programme.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In case the January darkness is getting to you too, here is your Wednesday reminder that we are now a mere 27 DAYS from Pancake Day. And (bonus factoid): you can actually make pancakes whenever you want!!
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ALT: a close up of a plate of food with a bowl of chocolate sauce in the background
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
All hail 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I have been solidly Christmas shopping either in-person or online since roughly 3pm today, pleased to announce I am ✨losing the plot✨
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Saw Del Toro's Frankenstein, and it has reaffirmed my absolute conviction that no film merits a 2.5h+ runtime. (Except, obviously, the first Wicked film, which whizzed by, and which I would still have watched if it was 500 hours long.)
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Dr Penny Bradshaw @drpennybradshaw.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
‘The more local you are, the more global you are’: the ever-brilliant Sarah Hall on her new novel, ‘Helm’, place-writing, and the importance of positivity in environmental fictional writing at @litfest.bsky.social 📚🍃
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Reasons to be cheerful, September edition: - Dog sitting on a rainy Sunday - The yellowest-yellow flowers - Seeing beautiful places, doing beautiful things
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/07/2025
when driving on the highway it’s important to at all times have established an enemy
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
A thread of notes I've made in my notebook about my dad: 1. The Swimming Pool.
My dad has come to an arrangement with the public pool in Nottinghamshire where he swims: after everyone else has got out of the pool, he is permitted to do a somersault before he gets changed. “THEY OPEN UP THE STORAGE CUPBOARD AND LET ME GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET A GOOD RUN-UP,” he said. Last week my dad, who will be seventy in August, got his friend Malcolm, who is seventy-three, to film the somersault. “It’s shattered all his illusions,” my mum told me. “Until he saw the film he thought he was creating poetry in motion. But it’s really just an old bloke who can’t run fast doing a sideways flop.”
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Loved learning all about the women of Lancaster today in the sunshine, brilliant guided walk by Eleanor Levin ☀️ @litfest.bsky.social
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 08/03/2025
obviously still looking forward to it hugely but turns out there really is an age at which "getting ready for a massive boozy party to be attended by dozens of pals" stops feeling fully "weeeyyyyy" and starts feeling a bit more "Theoden minutes before the battle of Helm's Deep"
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So loved hearing Amy kick off Lancaster Litfest this evening 💕
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Litfest, Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
What makes Litfest...is you! Lancaster Litfest wouldn't exist without our volunteers. If you're interesting in taking part, and would like to learn more, drop us a email to bethd@litfest.org and/or join us at our volunteers meeting this Saturday, 10:30am at the Café in The Storey!
The details for the meeting in black text in a white circle against the Litfest 2025 programme background.
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Litfest, Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One month to go until Litfest comes back to Lancaster! You might have seen our programmes cropping up across the North West or popping through your letterbox if you're on our mailing list, but you can also browse the programme online and book your tickets here: geni.us/Litfest2025
A flatlaid copy of the Litfest 2025 programme against a background of elements of the Programme cover design.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A few years ago I had the unbelievably stupid idea of trying to watch every episode of Star Trek. I didn't really like Star Trek that much, and I had not looked up how many hours of Star Trek existed (I really, really wish I had)...
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Litfest, Lancaster @litfest.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Welcome to Litfest 2025! Today, we’re delighted to launch the full programme for our 46th Lancaster Literature Festival —‘The World Into Words’. geni.us/Litfest2025 This year there are over 50 ways to get involved inc. activities, co-creation opportunities and workshops!
Against a blue fabric background, a stylised Lancaster skyline with multicoloured notable buildings made our of words including Lancaster Cathedral, Lancaster Castle, Ashton Memorial, the Butterfly House, The Priory, the Queen Victoria Memorial, The Storey Institute and the Maritime Museum. The red Litfest logo is in the top right corner. White text reads "www.litfest.org 46th Lancaster Literature Festival 7-17 March 2025. Black text reads "The World into Words."
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 22/01/2025
Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It's barely 4 years since the UK had a British-Pakistani chancellor in Downing Street, calling out to his mum in Punjabi at the Tory Party conference "mum, did you ever think we'd make it here?" And now Jenrick is smearing the whole community from the Tory front bench www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-p...
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Javid addresses his mum in Punjabi during speech
The chancellor noted that his family were the first Asians to move into Downing Street.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
God bless the Belgian food agency for providing me with one solitary news story this January that doesn't fill me with existential dread. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
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A tree is just for Christmas, not for dinner, Belgian food agency warns
Message came after northern city of Ghent posted tips for recycling the conifer as a dish
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We're one month into a new Spotify year, and I'm already very concerned that my Spotify 2025 is going to look like this:
Doctored version of Spotify Wrapped 2024. Top artists: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande AND Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Ariana Grande again. Top songs: Defying Gravity, Defying Gravity, Defying Gravity (Original Broadway Cast), Good Luck Babe, Defying Gravity. Minutes Listened: More than is probably healthy.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My 26-30 Railcard runs out next year. Vague sense of dread at the thought of going out into the wild west of the railways without it by my side.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me too, puffins, me too.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 15/11/2024
Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome! We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I beg of you, please do not send me reels as a form of communication; the world is already too much about tiny videos and I don't want to invite gerilynnecooks505 into our friendship. I want your words, friend!
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Today my *entire* brain has been taken over with the idea of swapping over Halloween and Harvest Festival. Keep Halloween in primary schools and let the kids have at it. Then let the grown ups have soup and nice bread, maybe sing a little song, an autumnal craft. It makes SO much sense.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
PSA if you have a Twitter account still, even if it's dormant - Twitter collects your data to train its Grok AI, but you can turn it off in your privacy settings.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I burnt ALL the way out this weekend and spent about three quarters of it in bed (mostly asleep). Woke up tired this AM but broadly back on the level and capable of fun things like "loading the dishwasher" and "doing laundry and hanging it out on the same day". Rest is radical folks, take a nap x
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I am largely a peaceable creature but I have very strong feelings about two-factor verification. I've verified once! Why must I do it twice!! Time is money!!! I have 30 thousand unread emails in my inbox and your 2FA nonsense is not helping!!!
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Everyone around me is getting MARRIED but I've just made a banging TOFU BOWL so WHO'S LAUGHING NOW (it's me, I'm laughing because i love seeing my pals happy and also am eating a banging tofu bowl)
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
There is a non-zero chance that you will live to 100+ years old and become one of those old people who gets repeatedly asked about your "secret to a long life". It is VERY important to prepare for this, so please pick one weird thing now & start doing it daily.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
The bit about The Jabberwock in this article has both tickled and charmed me deeply. www.theguardian.com/books/articl...
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Beyond Bilbo: JRR Tolkien’s long-lost poetry to be published
Long-lost verse from the Lord of the Rings author will reach bookshops 50 years after his death
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Leaving this here for no particular reason. #globalInternetOutage #Crowdstrike #xkcd
Image shows a webcomic from XKCD - a set of interdependent jenga-style blocks whose continued uprightness relies on one, slender block that could easily be knocked out. The caption on the whole image is "all modern digital infrastructure". The slender block is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003".
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Impulse bought some expensive shampoo (£30 a bottle 🤮) and am FUMING to discover it is in fact, better
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Take me to the moon cave, I will be the moon hermit.
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Watching this on repeat to calm myself down from all the #euro2024 stress. Honestly think I might deploy it in any stressful situation from now on. ⚽ www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebqa...
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Oakie Doke
The start of an old TV show i used to watch that no one else remembers!
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Emma Crighton @emmacrighton.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
My most ludicrous trait is engaging with international football, but only in a very stereotypical woman-in-her-thirties way. That is to say: with wine, occasionally distracted by laundry, feeling vaguely maternal towards Jude Bellingham.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20/06/2024
A painting of a bird beside the text "motherfucker do you need a nap?"
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