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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨

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Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.

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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wore another stupid outfit last night. I loved it.
Woman wearing mesh and rhinestoned dress with rhinestoned combat boots Woman wearing mesh and rhinestoned dress with rhinestoned combat boots
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JUNGLE TONIGHT!!!!!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you care about someone only when they are happy or funny or shining or sexy, then that is actually not caring about them.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think Duolingo should give me extra points if I can prove I’m a little drunk when I do a lesson
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT WAS SO FUN YAAAAAAAY
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Outfit planning for a trip is my favorite activity and not even that brought me joy today. A bitch is down bad.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting ready to hang out with a new friend and I am ✨nervous✨
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A new day with a fresh hell awaiting us They want us hopeless. They want us tired and drained and overwhelmed. Take stock in the joy around you. Check in with your loved ones. Take a break when you need it but please don’t quit. I’m rooting for us.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I desperately need a reminder that some things are Still Good and I thought maybe y’all would too. I’ll go first: 1. Inside jokes with a friend 2. How hyped my dog gets when I come home 3. Really cozy blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Fresh popcorn at the movies Tell me yours. We need this.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep thinking about the Cornell survivor. Seeing the details of their nightmare being debated and picked apart for sport. I hope they feel the support and our outrage. I hope they have a therapist they trust. I hope their friends and family get it.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yet again, as it always does when there’s sexual violence in the news cycle, the burden falls to women and survivors to manage men’s feelings. I’m glad you and your buddies aren’t like this but y’all are the exception, not the rule.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our KC trip is sneaking up on me like what do you mean we’re back in two weeks?!
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I said “everyone” I meant y’all not… everyone
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am so overstimulated I might just start screaming
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a shot cart at this party someone check on me tomorrow
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EVERYONE COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK
Selfie of a woman with a blue bob with curtain bangs wearing a black dress
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m eating a perfectly ripe peach, my hair is cooperating, I have fun plans tonight and tomorrow ugh I’m having such a good day
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have typed and retyped my thoughts on the new Taylor and I chose instead to be free
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My best friend in the entire world has been gone for four years today. It still doesn’t feel real. It probably never will.
Hugging my Grammie
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is ass actually can I be visible to y’all tomorrow instead
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/09/2026
DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history. This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.
DoorDash messed up.
They repeatedly left more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers underpaid or paid late, causing them immense stress and financial difficulty.
That's unacceptable.
We've secured a $131.5M settlement from
DoorDash - the largest worker settlement in NYC history and largest delivery worker settlement in
American municipal history.
Every worker will be paid what they are owed, and every company will be forced to abide by the laws of this city.

LOGOS:
The OFFICE of the MAYOR of NYC
NYC Consumer and Worker Protection Mayor Mamdani and Deliveristas representatives stand behind a podium.Mayor Mamdani signs a giant check.Three delivery workers holding a giant fake check for $131.5M.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I decide to watch, for the first time ever, DWTS live and yet??????? It appears to be impossible????
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The best thing that ever happened in our relationship is separate TVs during football season
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
20 year old me thought four lokos were good and was in love with an idiot so why would I trust her opinion
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I am not complicit” is an insane combination of words when defending genocide
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Meghan with a H @wardamnmegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran when asked to stand up against genocide
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Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Arrested
ALT: Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake Arrested
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The thing about courage is that it’s contagious.
I have made the decision to withdraw as a support act for Ed Sheeran's 'The Loop' North American Tour.
I don't take the decision lightly. Ed has been a friend to me and has changed my life, I could never thank him enough for this.
But as Irish people we know all too well about genocide, forced famine and violent occupation.
I cannot stand by and allow billionaires to use their position of power to silence the rightful voices of those who speak up against Israeli genocide and who highlight the savage murder of children.
I would lose all respect for myself to carry on as normal.
I need to be true to myself and my ancestors who resisted colonisation, and fought for a freedom that I enjoy today in Ireland.
FREE PALESTINE
AARON ROWEArtists must not be silenced when they speak up for the oppressed.
I have decided to withdraw from my upcoming tour dates with Ed Sheeran.
I stand with Palestine and its people.
-FinneasIt's hard to watch families in other parts of the world burying the people they love.
We should be able to speak about war, about civilians being killed, about children who deserve to grow up. Wherever they live. Whatever flag flies over them.
I grew up in Christiania, a small community in Denmark where speaking your mind was part of everyday life. Having more money didn't make your opinion worth more than anyone else's.
Money doesn't give you the right to own the conversation.
Nobody's bank balance should decide who gets to speak or which suffering we're allowed to acknowledge.
i love Ed, and i'm grateful for everything we've shared. That hasn't changed. But I can't put these words out into the world and carry on with this tour as things stand. We're withdrawing from the remaining dates.
I'm sorry we won't be there. This is a difficult decision, but it's one I need to stand by.

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Lukas GrahamWe are Irish people who understand colonialism. As founding members of the Irish Artists For Palestine movement, we are committed activists for justice and will continue to be.
This whole episode is once again serving to distract from the real issue, over 1000 Palestinians have been killed since the most recent so-called ceasefire.
Up the workers.
Free Palestine.
BEOGA
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s genuinely funny that Ed Sheeran thought releasing this statement would HELP. A loser through and through.
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John Breen @breen.tech · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a coward, but I really don’t want to lose sight of the fact that Robert Kraft is the real villain in this whole situation
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basic witch @hipsterkibble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What chief is Tom Cruise dating
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rock Chalk!!!!!!!
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Ursula K. PenGuin @ikiruined.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PERSON 2028
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am thrilled I don’t have to work the foldable iPhone launch, or any iPhone launch, ever again
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey everyone have you seen John Brown Hawk? He’s 5-foot statue
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got to snuggle a baby mini cow at the fair and I LOVE her
Woman wearing a baseball hat kneeling down, smiling, with her arms around a light grey baby mini cow on hay covered ground
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The night ended with us crashing a birthday party and being out until 1:30am. I love fair weekend.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a damn delight
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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
Screenshot of tweet from @drewjanda: Certified freak, *seven* days a week? This is why we must unionize
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A little drunk and going to the state fair. It’s a good day
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Starting Interview with a Vampire for the first time. So far everyone is so hot. I’m sat.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s Friday, baby. Everyone be cool and chill and love yourself and have a little fun.
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The alt baddie working at Ulta called me Coraline and tbh I kinda love that
Selfie of a woman with a blue bob with bangs
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Back at work after my surgery leave and my god this suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An evergreen, one size fits all response lollllll
Screenshot of a text saying “great for you, get fucked”
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 01/09/2026
Seriously, don’t watch the fucking show. Don’t review it or recap it. Don’t give it the fucking time of day. This isn’t like “Aw, okay, well, don’t do it next time!” This is like, “We are no longer friends.”
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Emily Kristen 🐆🍒✨ @emkristen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did a data center write this
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