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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If i ran for office, it would be solely on a platform of banning hotel bathroom doors that aren’t real doors

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Telling the group chat I made reservations

Screenshot of sent text messages:
TikTok of “reservations are so embarrassing like hi I’m here for my spaghetti appointment”
and message “We have a spaghetti appointment tomorrow at 7”

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Almost lunchtime, I could really go for an unremarkable wiener with savory secret sauce

Facebook post of a Southern Living article “Hot Dog City, U.S.A.” with photo of 3 hot dogs and caption “Just a savory secret sauce, an unremarkable wiener, and all the history of its hometown slathered atop a bun”

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In 2005, I arrived at summer camp with a fancy (for its time) new cell phone. A guy complained about not knowing the score of the Dodgers game, and I realized I could push the phone’s Internet Button and (10 minutes later) look up the score.

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

she liberty on my biberty til i limu in her emu

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Work crush transferred to a different department, please pray for me in these trying times 😔

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The reactions of everyone in the courtroom when they’re playing that AI generated song that guy sent to his mistress

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unlicensed Halloween costumes and accessories are my favorite

Package containing blond Halloween wig labeled ‘Evil Wizard Boy’

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can no longer be entrusted to make my own decisions because why would I willingly buy blackberry Dr Pepper

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When a guy is taking a picture of a random object and he’s wearing shorts and you can see a lil bit of thigh in the background 🥰

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s Earth, Wind, & Fire day and I did not remember until now, despite the fact that I’ve heard that song playing about 3 different times today

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Things that were wealth indicators to me as a child: - Drinks fridge in the garage - Pool table - Bose speakers - HBO - multiple boxes of name brand cereal open at the same time - real maple syrup from a glass bottle instead of the stuff from the plastic lady

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As a child, I never pictured myself as a bride or played wedding, but I did think about what it would be like to be shipwrecked with my crush. Not sure what that says about me as a person.

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“I never see you at the club” Ok well I never see you at Atlanta Hawks singles night

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I said I needed to stop spending my money on dumb shit, obviously I hadn’t considered a space shark suit

Women’s pantsuit with sharks in space print

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me in 2009 trying to figure out where I wanted to have a “nice” dinner

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You see a chair in a hotel room and think of it as a cuck chair, I see it as another surface to have sex on, we are not the same

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They clearly know the exact kind of trap I would fall into

Screenshot of text message from unknown number: Do you have time tomorrow?
How about we go for some
Mexican food?

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now that Bill Hader is single, I wonder if he’d have any interest in taking me to the last remaining Bennigans, located in the northwest Chicago suburbs

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Type of stuff I’d be buying if I had unlimited funds

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pretty much my main fitness goal is to make sure that nobody ever describes a picture of me in a swimsuit as “brave” or “empowering”

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

not enough people talk about how john candy was fine as hell

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

At any given moment, I’m probably thinking about at least one of the following: wingstop ranch drew lock the shampoo & conditioner i used in 2007

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How many minions do you think they needed to milk for this?

Half gallon of Minions banana flavored milk

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Found my favorite wu tang shirt I thought I accidentally donated! My day is beginning to improve

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was out too long and drained my social battery (and also my phone battery, but that’s a given)

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Perfect weather for this evening’s Jazz Walk

Black and white photo of people sitting at outdoor tables listening to a jazz trio

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My neighbors are telling me about a restaurant they’re going to that has three Michelin stars and I’m just like “uhh i’ve been to a wendy’s with an upstairs”

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ruining the vibe by putting on the playlist of songs they couldn’t play on the radio after 9/11

Screenshot of playlist consisting of the songs that they banned from the radio after 9/11 in the Clear Channel memorandum

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ok I’ve made up my mind: keeping my current phone but replacing the battery

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Could whoever has a voodoo doll of me please let up just a little?? Thank you

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The sexual tension between me and a man who is barely aware of my existence

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do I get a new phone this month or do I wait a year? 🤔

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hookah doncic @twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hate when I’m trying to figure something out and google is no help. This might be better suited for my middle school health teacher’s anonymous questions basket.

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