Reposted by lean bearMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics 51700587
Reposted by lean bear✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/02/2025the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater 533049570
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Ah thanks so much! I'm a big fan of the little aliens, glad the vibe came across :D 110
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 17/11/2025:D! That's because the little aliens are cute! I just got my flug plushie this week 💚💚💚💚 000
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 15/11/2025handmade flug/blug keychain yaaaaaiiyyy get abducted yaaaaiyyy @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social 245952
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-… 17114153
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/11/2025Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice theonion.com/mom-just-wants-to-watc… 33105857
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 159103562862
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2025Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself theonion.com/precocious-4-year-old-… 19100555
Reposted by lean bear🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/12/2023haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady? 3626103
Reposted by lean bearDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE PURPOSE OR EVEN DEFINITION OF “SATIRE”: please tell me this is satire 0909
Reposted by lean bearPanic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 13/08/2025They should make the final fantasy ribbon (prevents all status effects) real, for protection from real life status effects (decision fatigue, moral injury, ennui, diarrhea, etc.) 1217
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who... 985172699
Reposted by lean bearTony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Normalise this. 110041
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Why would they make it and promote it then when their biggest market is the US LMFAOOOOO 000
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Why would netflix not want Americans to watch a show they made are you stupid 100
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Are you not also throwing a hissy fit over a sci-fi show 100
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 21/06/2025The thing I'm learning is I'm a slave to my dopamine so just find a way to make it fun and brute force your brain like you're making discipline foie gras 000
Reposted by lean bear•☆ Danilo Vaz ☆• @danilovazart.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2 56156285193
Reposted by lean bearwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's 223175582084
Reposted by lean bearceej @ceej.online · 12/09/2024heaven is pretty chill so far but one thing I’m noticing is that it’s like, primarily plague babies. it’s not 100% but it’s enough to harsh the vibes 771482
Reposted by lean beardillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 16/02/2025her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her: 1024768833
Reposted by lean bearHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels 3025546463
Reposted by lean bearThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e... 1032289403464
Reposted by lean bearwwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 15/01/2025me at 16yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal me at 20yo: i should cook healthy meals from scratch as much as i can me at 28yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal 2693966
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Arguing with people online makes me want to kill myself but also makes me feel like megamind 000
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Like what do you mean you are adamant the HPV is not an STI. Baby HPV is the most common STI IN THE WOORRRLLDD 100
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025It's actually crazy how stupid some people are about things that are literally one Google search away.... It will literally be right at the top you won't even have to click a link 100
Reposted by lean bearGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025There’s nothing suspicious at all about Margot Robbie. Definitely nothing suspicious at all about *rearranges letters* R O B E R T M O G A B I 1751157
Reposted by lean bearMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I don't like mumble rap because when old school rap filtered down to white people, you got a lot of "I'm Rapping Steve and I'm here to say / you get two weeks off a year plus hol-i-days!" corporate training videos. But now they'll all be like "Sexual harrassment (YEAYUH) don't do it at work (SKRR)" 1999
Reposted by lean bearwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/12/2024every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years 16990351149
Reposted by lean bearwint @dril.bsky.social · 18/12/2024the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough 2067681797
Reposted by lean bearJon Deadvies 🦖 🔜 Pixel Art Park (Tokyo) @sovanjedi.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Roly poly puppy #pixelart 4937901052
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Some people are doctors and I can't make myself turn on my pc 110
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I'm supposed to choose to do hard things that make my dome feel like I'm in stage 1 of becoming pinhead when I could fuck about practicing the least efficient way to dilly and/or dally 110
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I have no discipline. How do you obtain discipline when you have 0 discipline. How do you begin to obtain discipline when your brain is like a toddler that's just learned how to run 86mph 210
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024It's so annoying that I could be really skilled at stuff if I just put the time in but I'm the world's laziest idiot 120
lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024When I do the 16,000 items on my to do list it's so over for you hoes 010
Reposted by lean bearrance @rancecascho.bsky.social · 19/10/2024welcome to awesome vlog: cat photography edition 35103901437