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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
JK Rowling got a full *decade* of press as a martyr for being "cancelled" (declared passe by people online) and meanwhile nobody considers it very interesting that a prominent left wing author is basically banned from entering or publishing in the United Kingdom for her politics
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/02/2025
the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Ah thanks so much! I'm a big fan of the little aliens, glad the vibe came across :D
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
:D! That's because the little aliens are cute! I just got my flug plushie this week 💚💚💚💚
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
handmade flug/blug keychain yaaaaaiiyyy get abducted yaaaaiyyy @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-…
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/11/2025
Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice theonion.com/mom-just-wants-to-watc…
Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2025
Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself theonion.com/precocious-4-year-old-…
Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE PURPOSE OR EVEN DEFINITION OF “SATIRE”: please tell me this is satire
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 13/08/2025
They should make the final fantasy ribbon (prevents all status effects) real, for protection from real life status effects (decision fatigue, moral injury, ennui, diarrhea, etc.)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Normalise this.
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why would they make it and promote it then when their biggest market is the US LMFAOOOOO
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why would netflix not want Americans to watch a show they made are you stupid
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Are you not also throwing a hissy fit over a sci-fi show
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm not American sorry
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
AI profile pic opinion invalid
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The thing I'm learning is I'm a slave to my dopamine so just find a way to make it fun and brute force your brain like you're making discipline foie gras
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•☆ Danilo Vaz ☆• @danilovazart.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Did Sephiroth do this?
It's a shopping cart
On top of a fence post
I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/09/2024
heaven is pretty chill so far but one thing I’m noticing is that it’s like, primarily plague babies. it’s not 100% but it’s enough to harsh the vibes
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
looks like its lid up
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 16/02/2025
her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:
temu add for a large inflatable cube with velvet ropes outside it like a club
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...
Earth Explodes
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Flug is 1/3 of 3 flugs tall :)
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
That was great
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hi guys logging on to like some posts
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
me at 16yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal me at 20yo: i should cook healthy meals from scratch as much as i can me at 28yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Arguing with people online makes me want to kill myself but also makes me feel like megamind
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Like what do you mean you are adamant the HPV is not an STI. Baby HPV is the most common STI IN THE WOORRRLLDD
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It's actually crazy how stupid some people are about things that are literally one Google search away.... It will literally be right at the top you won't even have to click a link
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
There’s nothing suspicious at all about Margot Robbie. Definitely nothing suspicious at all about *rearranges letters* R O B E R T M O G A B I
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I don't like mumble rap because when old school rap filtered down to white people, you got a lot of "I'm Rapping Steve and I'm here to say / you get two weeks off a year plus hol-i-days!" corporate training videos. But now they'll all be like "Sexual harrassment (YEAYUH) don't do it at work (SKRR)"
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
NO FUCKING WAY💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough
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Jon Deadvies 🦖 🔜 Pixel Art Park (Tokyo) @sovanjedi.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Roly poly puppy #pixelart
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Some people are doctors and I can't make myself turn on my pc
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I'm supposed to choose to do hard things that make my dome feel like I'm in stage 1 of becoming pinhead when I could fuck about practicing the least efficient way to dilly and/or dally
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I have no discipline. How do you obtain discipline when you have 0 discipline. How do you begin to obtain discipline when your brain is like a toddler that's just learned how to run 86mph
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
It's so annoying that I could be really skilled at stuff if I just put the time in but I'm the world's laziest idiot
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
When I do the 16,000 items on my to do list it's so over for you hoes
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lean bear @emilyevil.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Never apologise
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rance @rancecascho.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
welcome to awesome vlog: cat photography edition
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