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Jorie Slodki

@embroiderelaine.bsky.social
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Crafter extraordinaire, Yiddish enthusiast, collector of vintage cookbooks & sci-fi, fan of animation & Our Flag Means Death (she/her)

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@raygunsite.com can we get some Iowa Hawkeyes merch about this?
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the first night of Girl Scout camp in 5th grade, we went to a drive-in in Montgomery, IL and saw “Indian in the Cupboard,” about which I remember nothing. Then we got back to camp and watched “The Princess Bride” on VHS, which left a lasting impression on me.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found this for sale on Facebook marketplace. I don’t know if “vintage” has a strict definition when it comes to collectibles, but I’m pretty sure “5 years ago” isn’t it.
Screenshot of Facebook marketplace listing. Text of listing says “Vintage Covid-19 sign from Oakland, California. $250, marked down from $500.” Includes a photo of the sign, which says, “By order of the county health department, this facility is closed. COVID-19 Coronavirus. Please do not use this amenity/equipment. Help us stop the spread of COVID-19.” Includes the logo for the City of Oakland.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day to all the workers and parasites
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
אַ שאַנדע און אַ האַרפּע!
A tray labeled “Apricot Hamentashen Cookie” at Whole Foods. The hamantaschen appear to have been stamped from dough with a cookie cutter to make a uniform shape unlike that of handmade hamantaschen. There is a well in the center of each cookie containing apricot jam.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sharing the statement Farm Adventures, the NC traveling petting zoo with the rabid baby goats, made on Facebook on August 28. I doubt it will be up for very long. It's not great.
Farm Adventures Facebook statement text, Part 1: 
[purple heart emoji] Important Update from Our Farm [purple heart emoji]
Dear valued clients—past, present, and future,
We regret to inform you that our farm is currently facing a serious situation. Unfortunately, we have discovered that our new baby goats have contracted rabies. We are working closely with public health officials, the North Carolina Department of Agriculture, and animal control to address this issue and ensure the safety of our animals and clients.
We want to be transparent about this distressing event. The affected animals, our 4 precious baby goats, have been euthanized to prevent further spread. We will be closely monitoring our remaining animals under the guidelines provided by health officials.
To answer the question on everyone’s mind: How did this happen?
The baby goats were kept in a separate pen, away from the others, and were too young to receive their vaccinations. We unfortunately encountered a skunk in their pen, which we promptly removed and disposed of. However, during this process, the skunk was able to bite the goats. Farm Adventures Facebook statement text, Part 2: 
WE HAD NO CLUE THE GOATS HAD GOTTEN BUT. They showed no sign or symptoms of rabies. Trust me if we did we would not spent $100s of dollars for vets. We are very blessed for an amazing Vet.  He went above and beyond contacting other vets, countless hours of research to figure out what was going on. The only reason I chose to send the body for a necropsy was for the respect of my, vet he deserves to have answers.
These past few days have been incredibly difficult for us, and we appreciate your understanding and support during this challenging time. If you have been in contact with the affected animals, please be aware that the health department will be reaching out to you.
If you have any questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to reach out to us or contact the health department directly.
Thank you for your understanding and support. [broken heart emoji]
RIP Molly, Maggie, cow and Uno.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This Gumby cartoon haunts my nightmares.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Logan’s Run actors didn’t get tangled up in piano wire practicing on the Carousel rig just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.” youtu.be/hDiOXPbXhhU?...
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Logan's Run: Cinema Secrets (2001)
YouTube video by Great Hall 75
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just watched this 17-minute musical. A band and group of chorus girls follow the detectives to the scene of the crime, and everyone is singing their dialogue to the tunes of 1934’s freest songs.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Children of Men
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New Futurama episode has an Our Flag Means Death reference in the title! Is this your influence, @aimeekitty.bsky.social ?
Futurama Episode #173, Season 11 Episode 3, “Our Flag Means Medical Coverage.” Directed by TBA, written by Bill Odenkirk. Premiere date August 10, 2026
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Verify your age" I remember when we all agreed that N@zis are bad.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Looking forward to reading these to my daughter! (And our dog, named after this Puppy of the Proletariat.)
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. When a young Heath Ledger imprinted on me.
TV show poster, “Heath Ledger, Roar.” A very young Heath Ledger wears a vaguely Ancient Celt costume. There’s a stone fortress and Ancient Roman soldiers in the background.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cucumbers.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Peggy Hill has backed out of Freedom 250.
Screenshot of King of the Hill episode “Peggy’s Turtle Song.” Peggy sings into a microphone while playing an acoustic guitar.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Name a song with gurl in the title but replace with squirrel: “Squirrels on Film” by Duran Duran
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Watching “A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story” in her memory.
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Betty Broderick, Convicted of Murdering Her Ex-Husband and His New Wife in 1989, Dies at 78 While Serving Life Sentence
Betty Broderick has died in prison at 78 years old. Broderick gained national notoriety after killing her husband and his new wife. She was serving a life sentence with the possibility of parole after...
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My parents put their dermatologist’s kids through college with how many moles they had removed, and that was just from suntanning.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” by Napoleon XIV
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The One Commandment
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Watching 1996 miniseries Pandora’s Clock, about a passenger jet that isn’t allowed to land anywhere because it might be carrying a deadly super-virus. Featuring Richard Dean Anderson, Jane’s Leeves, Robert Guillaume, Daphne Zuniga, and many more. youtu.be/g7i8b5W504s?...
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Pandora's Clock (TV Mini Series 1996) Original Broadcast with Commercials
YouTube video by CIVIC TV Channel 83 Cable 12
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When people were making fun of that ad for an AI product that will recreate a grandma, someone said, “Great, now your grandma can be the chatbot that convinces you to kill yourself!” I immediately thought of this episode.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
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a woman sitting in a chair with the words there 's coffee in that nebula below her
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the words there 's coffee in that nebula below her
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“So if some moment, any moment, you hear the sound of jet engines flying atop the overcast—engines that sound searching and lost—engines that sound desperate—shoot up a flare or do something. That would be Global 33 trying to get home—from The Twilight Zone.”
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A doctor who would make a better surgeon general than Casey Means You all still have Zoidberg!
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a group of cartoon characters sitting around a table with the words " you all still have zoidberg " on the bottom
ALT: a group of cartoon characters sitting around a table with the words " you all still have zoidberg " on the bottom
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey, curlers know how to party, too!
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
OFMD artists, you know what to do.
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Miriam Udel @miriamudel.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My sister lives in Minneapolis, and yesterday a group of neighbors peacefully prevailed upon 5 SUV-loads of ICE officers to turn back from an elementary school. Kinda like this passage Labzik in 1935. Translation to appear in November with @rcolesworthy.bsky.social and SUNY Press.
A passage from Chaver Paver’s 1935 Labzik: Tales of a Clever Pup, about a peaceful protest at an elementary school, in which neighborhood mamas interrupt police violence and the firefighters refuse to turn hoses on the children of their community.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction. Was waiting at my gate at LAX when Ron Jeremy got to the next gate over and argued with the gate agent.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
עס איז צו צו פרי צו זאָגן אןיף ענגליש, אַזוי איך וועל עס זאָגן אויף יידיש. איך בין שוואַנגער!!!
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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a man in a black tank top is standing next to a boat
Alt: From the movie “Hot Shots Part Deux,” Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley on a boat, passing a boat in the opposite direction with Martin Sheen on it reprising his character from “Apocalypse Now.” Both stand, point to each other, and say “I loved you in ‘Wall Street.” They give each other a thumbs up.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I tried carob chips once. They tasted like burned fries.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2025
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Send me your good puppy energy this morning!
A white floofy puppy sits on a brown couch. He is sitting up, with a monkey toy at his feet.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The coffee & bookstore featured in the article is Beow’s Books & Brews in Raleigh. I refuse to set foot in there because the owners are rumored to be Christian nationalists and J6 supporters. This article certainly doesn’t change my opinion of them.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like! 1. Things with wrinkles (pugs, prunes, etc.) 2. Pillows that smell like a combo of laundry detergent and Head & Shoulders 3. The potato, in all forms 4. Vintage cookbooks 5. Eating popcorn and corn chips that are slightly stale
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
No, Adobe Acrobat, I don’t want to get an AI summary of the federal grant application that I am trying to fill out.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I love the use of judgmental adjectives in the descriptions. “Unexploitative story.” “Adequate remake.”
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
With all the discussion of Tim Curry ‘s long career, I want to make sure that we include one of his under-appreciated roles: Charlene’s snooty fur coat on Dinosaurs.
Screenshot of Dinosaurs episode “Slave to Fashion.” A black and white, furry mammal Muppet with blue eyes and a long snout.Screenshot of Dinosaurs episode “Slave to Fashion.” Charlene, a big green Dinosaur, is wearing the black and white, furry mammal Muppet as part of a fur coat.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title: John Carpenter’s Naked Gun John Carpenter’s Casablanca John Carpenter’s Wayne’s World John Carpenter’s Wet Hot American Summer John Carpenter’s Fiddler on the Roof
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
אַ שאַנדע! נאַרישקייט!
A sampler box of coffee K-cups with autumn flavors. The flavors include Cinnamon Bun, Salted Caramel, Chocolate Swirl, and Maple Bacon. The Maple Bacon cup has a drawing of bacon strips on it.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Loved this book so much. I remember bringing it to overnight camp. I had a camp counselor that year from South Africa who was a Simpsons fan. At that time South Africa had only gotten to season 3, so he was super excited to look through it.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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a cartoon of a clown peeking out of a red curtain
ALT: a cartoon of a clown peeking out of a red curtain
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid. First film I remember seeing in a theater. I was scared because of the trailers showing Rick Moranis about to eat his children in the cereal. So I cried and screamed until my aunt took me home. I still don’t know how the movie ended.
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Honey I Shrunk The Kids Cheerios GIF
ALT: Honey I Shrunk The Kids Cheerios GIF
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Watching a movie or TV show with my father-in-law.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
לשנה טובה! אַ גוט, געזונט, געבענטשט יאָר!
Linocut print greeting cards. Design has “L’shana tova” in Hebrew letters, an apple, and a bear-shaped honey jar.
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Jorie Slodki @embroiderelaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The numbers were there #ofmd
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