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She/her/they Libwawian. Ook.

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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clothing. Ugh
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meanwhile, in Vietnam #QualityPublicHousing #ConstitutionalRights #Socialism asianews.network/social-housi...
asianews.network
Social housing: More than just homes, but a key to Vietnam’s socio-economic development
Social housing is crucial to the country’s social and economic infrastructure, making collaboration between the State, market mechanisms, and relevant stakeholders essential.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUU*-
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And having read more about this, creative control was sold to Amazon from the Broccoli family after a protracted years-long hostile negotiation - maybe this was the family making it impossible for Bond to be successful under Bezos?
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yep it was 100% the wrong move specifically because it broke the Bond character continuity, unique to the franchise: a fantasy that allowed us to suspend disbelief, allowed the setting to update over time.They literally CAN'T bring Bond back with a new actor/cast now because of that choice
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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my_random_name @my-random-name.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
youtu.be/C-c7TjfMzK4?...
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How Speed Runners look to NPC's
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In this economy???
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Rodney Croome @rodneycroome.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Were you charged or convicted under Tasmania’s former laws against homosexuality and against cross dressing? You may be eligible for financial redress of between $15,000 to $75,000. Find out more at www.ehos.tas.gov.au or by calling 1300 156 545.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The great thing here is that it's just not necessary to have a translation, it's funnier without And this also basically sums up our experience travelling through Quebec last October
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You know what IF they came to WOMAD and if they did a cooking set, I'd make an exception and go to that
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lol yep
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
which stage tho - silly question, Moreton Bay of course
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OMG YES
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
now I want them to do a show with TISM
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I may not have been fully prepared for it but all of my primary sensory peripherals have been expanded by this experience actually deadpan aside that was fabulous :D
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
IÄ IÄ
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hey go and poke poky Stu in Mastodon, he is sad and I had to reassure him that no, it's not that people no longer want to interact with him in social media, it's because he's on a specific platform that ppl like you mostly use as a professional network
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
she cries "ooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOO time to pack it in and go home, you're not getting any more work done with this constant somatic/subliminal response to howling noises"
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the wind, she is howling around my 6th floor office today wish I'd worked from home
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 27/07/2026
We won
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please boost: July 27 2PM national emergency warning test to ALL mobiles and mobile devices in Australia. If you have a secret phone as a #DV safety strategy you will need to take steps to protect yourself, see www.ausalert.gov.au/alerts-expla...
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Please boost: July 27 2PM national emergency warning test to ALL mobiles and mobile devices in Australia. If you have a secret phone as a #DV safety strategy you will need to take steps to protect yourself, see www.ausalert.gov.au/alerts-expla...
ausalert.gov.au
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same. HARD same.
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, I found out on Friday that my gig at the Guardian is coming to an end in late August. Needless to say I'm rather bummed by this development AND in need of a new job so if anyone's looking for a cartoonist HMU.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I give you all the marmalade in the house then a ticket back to Peru
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Rev. Hal-loween Daze 🎃 @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 27/06/2026
Remembering Trans March a couple years ago where I almost dropped my skirt in the urinal of a port-o-potty. “IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE COVERED IN THE PISS OF STRANGERS,” I shrieked. One port-o-potty away, a pitch-perfect Gandalf replied “AND WHAT ABOUT THE PISS OF VERY OLD FRIENDS?”
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh no 👀
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
laughingsquid.com/why-civiliza...
laughingsquid.com
The Consistent Pattern of Events Behind Every Collapsing Civilization
The historical channel ArchLang explained that the fall of civilizations follows a consistent pattern of events that are visible yet ignored.
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bronte lee @brontelee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it is very funny to me that the spirit of tasmania can dock in hobart to be a floating art gallery but not in devonport to be a ferry #politas
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mandatory voting
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Damn straight otherwise what use are they eh
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
possibly food, water, and shelter but whatevs
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I want a hut, a beach, an endless supply of dark ale, and yarn
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 11/06/2026
Fuck me dead I need to retire before I bite my own face off
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SAME
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the unique torture that is a combination of Meta's algorithm picking up my amateur musicologist interests + my echolalia now I have a repeating phrase from someone's theory of the Iliad containing pitch accents and dactylic hexameter
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
GET A LOAD OF THIS BIN CHICKEN
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Puppydog eyes. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Four frames. Intro: “Sometimes it’s hard to say ‘NO’ when they give you those big eyes. 1. Sitting white dog with black spot, paw raised, tail wagging, big eyes, thinks, “You gave me that tax break once before, and that means I should always get that tax break.” 2. Fluffy grey dog, big eyes, sitting with paws raised, “But how would I reap such fabulous profits from gambling addicts if you took away my poker machines?” 3. Large brown dog crouching flat with tongue out, big eyes, tail wagging, “Even if they do use masses of water and electricity, and AI is an existential threat to humanity, all the cool kids have data centres…” 4. Little fluffy blond dog, big eyes, belly up, “If you keep subsidising my digging up resources and diesel fuel use, I promise I’ll cut back on my emissions.”
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This morning I recorded the sound of my belly gurgling and occasionally I play it back and snigger Good times
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just had a strange encounter in a toilet. An Irishman came up to me & said he really liked my fragrance. It confused me because I wasn’t wearing any. Then I remembered - ”Oh that’s the shoulder of slow cooked lamb I ate at lunch,” I said. “Oh Jayzus, that’s it to be sure,” he said. Then I ran away.
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Global Abortion Rights News @globalabortionnews.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A new publicly funded hospital in Queensland Australia will not provide abortions, contraception, or voluntary assisted dying due to religious policies. The government's support of such a place means they don't really care about the health and rights of women and those most vulnerable.
abc.net.au
New Qld public hospital to refuse some services for religious reasons
The Queensland premier has opened the state's first major new public hospital in almost a decade — at Springfield, south-west of Brisbane — but it won't offer some services for religious reasons.
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Waltpan💀rama @waltpanorama.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Excellent! www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
Irish TV to air Father Ted instead of Eurovision final in protest against Israel’s inclusion
National broadcaster RTÉ accused of antisemitism for decision to screen satirical 1996 Eurovision episode in boycott of contest
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This tv series from the 80s mostly because Clannad did the music en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_o...
en.wikipedia.org
Robin of Sherwood - Wikipedia
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ugh
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
🫂
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
stoooooooopid. Stompy foot stupid.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
NOT NOW, FEET
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mind you it doesn't help that I loathe this man
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you, a 30-something y.o. man in a professional setting, were getting lunches made and packed into a lunchbox for you by your wife - would you mention this as a cheerful afterthought in an all-staff chat forum? Would you feel embarrassed? I fucking would
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