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@embilbie.bsky.social
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She/her/they Libwawian. Ook.

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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A screenshot of temperatures forecast for the next 5 days in Brunswick, VIC Australia where Saturday (40 C) is a doddle compared to next Tuesday (44 C)
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I've been holding off reading through this for a bit - couldn't get into it, it's slow to take off and I've been spoilt by fast-paced stuff for so long - but I'm so glad I've tried again and persevered. Read it if you like dark scholarly gothic travelogue/delayed satisfaction vampire literature
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I made my yearly sacrifice to the kitchen gods (sliced tip off on a mandolin)
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I think both of us are intensely wishing we were back in Canada already.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I proffer the following photos from my sister's garden in Noojee, VIC, Australia last week: exquisitely curated Blue Things for The Ladies
A path of Blue Things (bottle tops, a pen, torn scraps of tarpaulin etc), each item obsessively and precisely placed on the ground with the occasional pale leaf or piece of pale bark as highlighting, leads to the bower of a Satin Bowerbird in my sister's garden in the mountains of Victoria, AustraliaA close up photo of the bower, an archway of dead grass and sticks constructed by the Satin Bowerbird that lives in my sister's garden. Carefully and meaningfully sourced and placed small blue plastic items are also visible in shot. All efforts are part of a courtship display that includes a song and dance number by the male bird.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Our tortie Queen. This pretty cat is in full floomph mode, chin resting on fluffy cushion, ears at half mast, eyes lazily tracking me as I take her glamour photo
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
At The Island, hooray!
A fire in a patio brazier, wine glasses awaiting our first pourCape Barren Geese parents ushering along four very new goslings that look like fluffy grey&black-striped footballs on legsA nefarious pirate cove with a small rocky beach, viewed from above on a cliff
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My own photo of wattle blossom in my favourite park near Brunswick, Melbourne
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
That blue tick really is incredibly useful
Screen shot of a Bluesky user's profile with a blue tick, all of their posts are hidden because I was massively relieved to identify who they really were very fast and blocked the absolute shit out of them
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A large sculpture of a rooster at the entrance to the dining area of an historic hotel in Ballarat, VIC
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ooooooh
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
final still from The Shining with Jack Nicholson's character eerily, impossibly, integrated into an old photo of a posh party, grinning at the camera
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Let's zoom in shall we
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Enjoy the glory that is my Dad in ~1980, paddling me in the kayak at Sorrento
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh ok that explains why any posts sent to me using the word 'vote' are curiously hard for me to track down
a screenshot of my Bluesky muted words list, reminding me that I fully spazzed out/Noped out of any and all fucking discourse on the US Federal election and all of the ensuing controversies about the Vote
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Citrulu has ripened and begins its next phase
An object that resembles a lemon only by very loose interpretation rests upon our kitchen table. It is many-lobed, tentacular, cursèd. Other shots have it sitting next to other, more conventional citrus fruits for comparison and I feel shame for doing this because I think they might be terrifiedAn object that resembles a lemon only by very loose interpretation rests upon our kitchen table. It is many-lobed, tentacular, cursèd. Other shots have it sitting next to other, more conventional citrus fruits for comparison and I feel shame for doing this because I think they might be terrifiedAn object that resembles a lemon only by very loose interpretation rests upon our kitchen table. It is many-lobed, tentacular, cursèd. Other shots have it sitting next to other, more conventional citrus fruits for comparison and I feel shame for doing this because I think they might be terrified
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I always forget about Reader view - more specifically, I always forget to reload, which is what makes it work
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This was a moment during my month off work last December, that I'd quite desperately like to go back to
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Our lemon tree has grown a cursed fruit.
Photos depict a lemon on our garden tree that is Eldritch. Contorted. Tentacled. A lemon, in fact, more closely resembling a tardigrade from one angle, or a grisly limp clutching many-fingered yellow knobbly hand. CursédPhotos depict a lemon on our garden tree that is Eldritch. Contorted. Tentacled. A lemon, in fact, more closely resembling a tardigrade from one angle, or a grisly limp clutching many-fingered yellow knobbly hand. CursédPhotos depict a lemon on our garden tree that is Eldritch. Contorted. Tentacled. A lemon, in fact, more closely resembling a tardigrade from one angle, or a grisly limp clutching many-fingered yellow knobbly hand. Curséd
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Spiced porridge, fig, almonds, dark chocolate, honey
A bowl of fancy porridge, creamy yellow with tumeric, glistens in the Autumn morning sun
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
we have NBN to the house. I've been getting some BAD lag and buffering with online video playback today (specifically through the Steam Store, as I check out games I'm thinking of playing) Did a speed check, now I realize I don't even know what are "good" numbers and what are "bad" numbers anymore
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My own tomatoes and tarragon from the garden, chopped and stirred through scrambled eggs with goat fetta and ham. Dear gawd I am delighted with the tarragon which we should have grown ages ago
A plate of scrambled eggs on toast, sitting on our orange kitchen table in a shaft of Autumnal morning sunlight. The eggs have a fine grained, creamy texture and chunks of red tomato are distributed throughout
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hall's Gap. The dawn chorus was a bit raucous
The front deck of our B&B, basically covered with Sulphur-crested Cockatoos
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I AM ON HOLIDAY BEGIN THE HAPPY NOW
Champagne in a flute glass with a slice of orange is limned with late afternoon early autumn sun
The glass sits on a coaster which is crocheted to resemble a slice of fruit, which in turn rests upon a careworn wooden side table. Wooden dado wall and old casement window in the background Champagne in a flute glass with a slice of orange, limned with late afternoon early autumn sun, raised in a person's hand.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have rediscovered banjo eggs Thick white bread, spread both sides with real mayonnaise, punch out a hole Pop in a pan, crack in an egg, top with stuff (I've just used thyme, tarragon, and parmesan here) Flip and do other side after very closely monitored short time
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
my favourite genre of reading is: fierce beloved female authors aggressively supporting colleagues in social media
Mary Robinette Kowal alludes to personal crisis being the cause of her recent silence on social media that some idiots evidently translated as her not being interested or engaged in current political crises. Ursula Vernon and Cherie Priest respond in replies, fiercely and supportively.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is excellent news www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... This is event more excellenter news
Screenshot snippet of a news story that reads "[original journalist] also reported that the Buffy creator Joss Whedon would have no involvement in the reboot, three years after he was accused of misconduct [...]"
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
black&white photo of a small blonde child sticking their tongue out at the photographer. Shot was taken just as their eyes rolled up in their head so child actually looks demonic
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Is this adulthood, finally? I'm into plain yoghurt now. Also: it feels a little bit like a radical act of self care right now, posting about yoghurt Yay for banalities
A bowl of messily cut up fresh mango and yoghurt
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#NotADateToCelebrate
Image is indigenous Australian designs in the shape of the Australian continent, and the caption reads "Not a Date to Celebrate", a reminder that Australia Day currently falls on January 26, which is the date that marks the beginning of European/Colonial conquer with the landing of Captain James Cook. This date was selected as Australia Day in 1994.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Cheers from my g&t on my TITS coaster #birdfancier
A glass filled with g&t + ice + cucumber curls from aboveg&t from above, camera tilted to see "tits" written on drink coaster. The coaster is illustrated with little birds from the tit family
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I reckon this is most likely to impact his supporter base than anything else, most specifically, State leadership in his pocket. This hurts their OWN popularity, as ecological collapse hits agriculture and property prices etc, and media coverage of victims forces scrutiny on local support programs
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ahah ok so we do have 'labels', but they are set by the system and can't be customized.
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#auspol
A remixed meme which is a perky person wearing a perky Cruise Social Director outfit, staring out to her audience perkily as she holds up a prompt/sign. The sign has been swapped out and now reads "Peter Dutton is a multi-millionaire pushing big business policies on behalf of billionaires."
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
oh hey yes indeed I'll start using these settings too
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
oh hey nice, thankyou yes I'll do this right now
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I love summer spiced plums. But the photos look like I plopped chopped liver on my overnight oats
Dark red shiny segments of plums atop oats in a brown china patterned bowl on an orange table
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Here's my Good Thing for today. Beetroot and vodka-cured salmon, avo, cream cheese, capers, lemon juice, baguette. Good gawd
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embilbie @embilbie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Interesting, I myself had this thought experiment yesterday Results were .. hilarious
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