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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug)

@emberasche.bsky.social
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38 y/o. Mad scientist lemur, occasional supervillain, pervert. Expect furry porn reskeets, vore and other such things. Minors and fascists GTFO. Trans rights are human rights. She/they. (Player accepts all pronouns). emberasche.carrd.co

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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 12h
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 11h
We're absolutely shocked at how quickly we hit our goal!! So much so that we don’t actually have anything prepped so we are going live to talk about the situation some and express our gratitude! Hop on over to stream here: www.twitch.tv/sciggles There will be a VOD if you can't make it 💖
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Donate to Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding, organized by Susan Hess
Hey there Fuzzies! Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censor… Susan Hess needs your support for Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding
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🍩NAZ @donutnaz.bsky.social · 12h
Witchtober Day 5 - Fairy Witch
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DoctorDJ @doctordj.bsky.social · 10h
Day 5, Facesitting! Her ass is NOT working. One day I'll learn to finish these earlier.
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The Other Half @tohdraws.bsky.social · 12h
NOPE
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TECFUZZ @tecfuzz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilda Request
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TECFUZZ @tecfuzz.bsky.social · 15h
Amy Request
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Charredasperity (commissions open) @charredasperity.bsky.social · 13h
You used to have to get up and drive to the store and buy a lotto ticket or wait for a horse race, drive to it, and put money down to gamble and lives were still destroyed. The whole government pushing to make gambling as easy as answering your phone will have worse longterm effects than any drug.
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SueDeer @suedeer.bsky.social · 16h
And here is the modest, 2BR starter wasp/hornet home. Cartoonishly adorable by comparison.
“This lovely little move-in-ready nest is situated inside a once closed-in underside of a porch, now tastefully exposed to let all that delicious fresh air and ambient sunlight in through its southern entrance!”It’s honestly too perfect. This wee wasp/hornets’ nest looks like someone ordered it off of an Etsy shop run by a little grandma making country decor items, and just attached it to that old romex wiring that was hiding up in that previously closed-in porch overhang.
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15h
guy who shoveled your creative projects into a big open flamepit talking about what a privilege it was
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"Let your Boner be your Guiding Key..." @inky-entropy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cw// My Ass Putting on winter wool AND winter weight
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Claire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 21h
hands down one of my favourite subcategories of posts
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saw babylon. not good.
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-Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
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easy website
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^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"hubbert

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Medieval herbalists when their supplies are
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the silly . & . @mysillycomics . 6h
GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE ?!
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tarzan's last thought as he plummets
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jean @jeanmr . 3h
i miss vine

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 22h
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 20h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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hizzacked - commissions open @hizzacked.newgrounds.com · 18h
treasure loves her
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 19h
my transformers comic #12
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 22h
Here are my top 5 tips for finishing things you start: 1. Make a list 2.
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VeryBatty @verybatty.bsky.social · 18h
cw: vore, nsfw ///////////// more boo!
a short, three-panel sequence. in the first, batty-boo relaxes and swings their full belly around as a helpless victim struggles inside. A friend bursts into the room in the background, throwing the door open with a flashlight. In the second panel, we see over the shoulder of the friend as batty begins to phase through the wall, belly trailing behind her. In the last panel, the prey is forced up against the wall, the boo stomach pulled tight around them as they fail to phase through the wall with their predator. The friend stands, a little dumbstruck.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 22h
There are substitutes
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30c @30c.bsky.social · 22h
CW: Vore What if I was a hot masc-femme snake and fucking slonked you, what then, queer. (Old com I got from @grindagoat.bsky.social I wanted to post...)
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 19h
furries not beating the accusations
Matty posts: Plane autists, I need your help.
What kind of plane is this?

Junie replies: That's a Boeing C-97 Stratofreighter. They were designed as cargo variants of the B-29 and were eventually developed further into the 337 Stratocruiser, a direct competitor to the Douglas DC-6 and the Lockheed L-1049 t by at was terrible.Matty says: You know what's funny...?

I told the company I was with "I know several furries that'll be able to identify this plane right away," and you were at the top of the list.

The only reason I didn't send it to you directly is because there was no signal out there, lol

Junie replies: l'll do you one better.

That ship is N227AR, which started life as a refueling tanker in the 50s before being converted back into a cargo aircraft in the late 50s. It landed in Dodgeville in 1977, and its main gear was so wide it was 3 feet off the sides of the runway.

It's sat idle since.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Sylli @syrcuz.bsky.social · 20h
cw: stuffing | vore \\\\\\\ easiest recruit in fire emblem just throw all your food at her even if Leda passes out.
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dragonbinging @dergbeeps.bsky.social · 20h
Jacky gets got by @hypfoo.bsky.social's Sascha tagging these suggestive still feels so weird lol
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A C-97 Stratofreighter, a descendant of the B-29. (I'm not THAT much of an aircraft nerd that I recognized it, I just looked up the name on the nose).
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys I have this crazy idea. What if Pokémon...but humans
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well you've certainly still got it!
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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA being told by advertisers that the most mundane of art is just too risqué to work with should be a good indicator why trying making your fandom squeaky clean to appease people, who will never be happy, is a shitty idea
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mienvian.bsky.social @mienvian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
been a long ass time since I last attempted animating anything
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know, what's so "bad end" about the one on the right? I mean, because 'soaked in cum in some dude's sack' definitely seems to be her normal state from what I've seen :3
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King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beware the fairification
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Pink @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang · 05/10/2026
Extra bottom heavy in the club
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NSFW Patreon sketches for September patreon.com/rickgriffin
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or just do the Hippo Fat% speedrun
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno about specific ideas, but it's been a minute since you've drawn something that's explicitly vore!
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yo-lander @yo-lander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
beach holiday
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yo-lander @yo-lander.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
She scams people with fake dick enhancement spells on Etsy.
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Frooxius @frooxius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We haven't created the situation, we're not the ones training on people's data without consent, we're not building data centers, we're not pushing it down people's throats or even adding any native features. Yet we end up being the ones who end up suffering for this, no matter what we do.
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we just need to keep FA and the like alive until it does.
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Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug) @emberasche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup. They just want to maximize profit by minimizing costs, which in this case means putting the same ads everywhere. Which, in turn, means sanitizing everywhere so clients don't have to worry about their ads showing up next to "undesirable" material. It's insanity and is doomed to fail,
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Almond @almondsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A site like FA is probably the highest-value impression a web advertiser could hope for in the modern internet. It's a high-engagement nonalgorithmic monopoly on a specific set of user-generated content. Saying the site needs to -change- so it can attract -less value- engagement is fucking stupid.
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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🎃 ghostly gelatin 🔞 @gelatingent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how do we feel about Miss Possum getting even chunkier?
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