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el-roy kent

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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 22h
i think 2027 might be the year where i just read a bunch of book series in a row
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 23h
if you didn't know this existed, now you do youtu.be/WlvjVmpaYLo?...
youtu.be
Dan Aykroyd & Tom Hanks - City Of Crime (Dragnet Soundtrack) [HQ]
YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 23h
the maltese falcon takes like 90 seconds to get to the premise
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i read and enjoyed the ship of death by @bleakhousing.bsky.social #booksky 📚💙
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's a bad year for people in horror movies that don't want their faces smashed in
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one thing that’s fun about the zombies in evil dead burn is that they just like showing off how creepy and undead they are
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's a slow enough work day that i'm gonna try to do both~
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
should i watch the new evil dead movie or watch the maltese falcon
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Proposal for live-streamed public executions" seems like a fake headline from a Black Mirror episode that's a little too on the nose
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's weird, i always thought the AI war would be humans vs. robots, instead it's going to be humans vs people that like the robots and want to use them for everything
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i need to get a couple libby reads done before i dive back into reading all the thursday next books
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i did this and it said i'm trying to be a content creator because i bought some camera stuff
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
our nation is in terrible danger. but we can use dragons to fight the war. come join our dragon school. you might die during the first test. then the dragons might kill you. then also the other people in dragon school might kill you. some of the teachers are evil. the good teachers are dicks
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really thinking about just re-reading all of the Thursday Next books before starting the last one
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think i'm the only person that watches Animal Control and did you know it's in its fifth season now
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ted lasso finale was very good but now i gotta think of a spooky name AND spooky avatar?!
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
coach beard's way of saying "babaaay" is one of those things that creeps into your vocabulary
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you know on Threads they think they created the hopital meme
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crying, my back and knees aching because I slept in my bed incorrectly, adding Toxicity to a “throwback” playlist
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guy who has only read dungeon crawler carl, playing kingdom hearts chain of memories: getting a lot of 'dungeon crawler carl book 6' vibes from this...
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to come up with single rule changes that would make the show The Traitors a better game. like, i think it would be a better game if there was any incentive at all to banish traitors before the finale
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
today i'm going to try to beat kingdom hearts 1
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i can't wait to watch Digger as intended: on my phone while i'm working
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kyatt7 @kyatt7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
earlier this year, i was working on an advergame about triscuits, but Nabisco pulled the plug as soon as they found out how i was pronouncing the title
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
something that gets me in the movies subreddit is when people post "oh yes, ________, I like to describe it to people as ___________" like who are you giving these terrible unfunny descriptions to
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my exposure to city pop is a very good apple music playlist but i'd like to learn more
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how does an email from temu titled “ribbed underwear is calling” not get flagged as spam
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thing about the Willy Wonka Netflix show is that the Gene Wilder voice is not only horrifying in its own way, it also sounds like shit
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
normalize cutting problematic people out of your life
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the amount of merchandise that has oogie boogie as being green is interesting to me
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somehow trump manages to find every bad take and embody it and promote it. like he literally has never done a single good thing. is that good for a president
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope Clayface looks like this in the movie
Clayface from the Batman Animated Series from the 90s
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i ever gained the ability to freeze and unfreeze time at will, i wouldn't use it for anything nefarious, but i WOULD have the best penn and teller fool us clip of all time
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have we all heard this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E2d...
youtube.com
Please Please Please (Citypop Version)
YouTube video by Amandumb - Topic
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can't waste money on the steam autumn sale if you already bought the games you wanted in the past
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have three library cards in Libby. I’m fine
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i like when tv shows set in los angeles are filmed in los angeles. lol at using long beach for san diego
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have a playlist of songs i call "hacker mode" that is like the music that plays when mr robot is doing a cool heist, and i'm considering adding the score to Lucky
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are we over asking if something "is a thing" as a punchline to a joke
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reading a book that talks about how you can eat raw eggs in japan safely because they have rigorous safety standards in place--as opposed to america, where we will just let you drink whatever kind of milk you want no matter how gross
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holding up a giant poster board of my rival's face and two people that i'm accusing of bribery hovering over a sports arena with a screenshot of an imessage bubble that says "hay do u want to go to a bball game"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the worse the reviews are for digger the more i'm interested in it
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I finally beat the tutorial dungeon in Torneko’s Mystery Dungeon
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Time Magazine cover from 2006 naming the Person of the Year as YOU.

Text reads: Yes, you.
You control the Information Age.
Welcome to your workl.
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am buying a car maybe and I hate it
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so does 8bitdo support just not email you back sometimes
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think the traitors should be forced to do one secret task every episode. not even sneaky stuff, like party game tasks. like "work Abraham Lincoln into a conversation once". get them to do actual suspicious stuff that you could pick up on as evidence
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my favorite type of traitors character is the person who's loudly confidently incorrect the entire time
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
god, the guy in traitors that revealed to everyone that he's secretly been a body language episode the entire time, and then he basically said that he wasn't paying attention to anybody's body language?
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