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el-roy kent

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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope Clayface looks like this in the movie
Clayface from the Batman Animated Series from the 90s
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everybody here posting classic games like mega man 2 for their "origin game" and i'm over here with the probably problematic hugo 3: jungle of doom
a screenshot from the old adventure game hugo 3: jungle of doom
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a lego re-creation of las vegas, in legoland
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
well this makes a lot more sense now.
Cover art for The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
blinky in the reflecting pool
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
me whenever I leave a marie callenders
a screenshot from the muppets noir issue 1, Kermit the Frog dressed like a film noir detective standing in front of a brick wall. his eyes are glazed over in panic as he exclaims, “AAAH! THE PIES! THE PIES!”
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
some wild announcements coming out of SGF
a screenshot of bluesky's trending topics: 

"Trending

1. Trump
2. FF7
3. Cid and Vincent"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
how I feel logging onto bluesky sometimes (read right to left)
a screenshot from One Piece, where a character named Miss All Sunday is saying these lines: "CONFUSED? IT'S
ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE."

"JUST IMAGINE THE WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIO."
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i mean, they are in the universal parks:
pikmin in one of the universal super nintendo world theme park lands
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack
poster art for Sayonara Wild Hearts
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Best I can do on short notice while at work:
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i don't have anything against this dude but why does he show up in half the shows i watch
a picture of Patrick Fischler
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I mean
Purple Highness from My Hero Academia Vigilantes, a character who looks exactly like Prince
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
what a plot twist this season
a screenshot of the trending bluesky topics. number 2 is "Christopher Lee" and number 3 is "Survivor 50"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
is it Shake from Love is Blind
Shake from Love is Blind
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
doing some research
a wikipedia heading for "Personality" that is editable. underneath is the line: ""Bazinga" redirects here. For other uses, see Bazinga (disambiguation)."
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
the north american cover art for the playstation 2 game "FRIENDS: The One With All the Trivia"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
here's an egregious example. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he feels the need to explain what movie it is, the way he does it, or the quotation marks around "sex scene"
“That one’s Sally. He’s Harry. I named them after my favorite movie.” Sasha pointed to an old movie poster hanging nearby. “Dr. Gessner got me that.”

The film title was in Russian, but Langdon recognized Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal standing face-to-face against the New York skyline. He’d never seen the classic When Harry Met Sally, but he’d heard about the famous “sex scene” in a New York deli.
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I need one of these little guys
a screenshot from the movie The Conversation featuring a man holding a small reel to reel recording device
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’ve just received a very lucrative offer
a screenshot of a preview of an email from “Mr. Kevin Kutnink” with no subject, received yesterday. the preview says: “Hello, 1 am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you, to join the Illuminati”
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
folks, things are about to get real spicy around here
a screenshot from etsy of the price of an item called the "Make EVERYONE HATE HIM Spell"

it's in 9 carts

it's $16.65 on sale from $22.20, 25% off
Sale ends on September 22
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I want one.
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
is that just a quote taken from this event
bob odenkirk and david cross playing super smash bros. melee on the gamecube at sundance
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
it’s not okay to ask me questions like this, burger king
an email from the sender Burger King, with the subject line asking “are you a Float GOAT?” with an Olympic medal emoji and a trophy emoji
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
hoo boy
a screenshot from r/SherlockHolmes, from 6 hours ago, by a user named Andrei1958. CONTEXT ADDED: this is the sherlock holmes subreddit. 

the subject is: Here's a question for female readers: Would you marry Sherlock Holmes?

the text at the bottom reads: Why or why not?
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
at least they didn't elect pope lawrence III
a screenshot from pokemon the movie 2000, of the character lawrence III
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
writing a review on hotels.com like
a two panel meme. first panel is a line of text. a checked off checkbox next to the sentence "show my name with review:"

the next panel is a screenshot from Game of Thrones, where Lady Olenna says "I want her to know it was me"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
if you haven't seen severance, imagine the horror that you feel when looking at this picture and multiply it by two seasons of television
a sign at a supermarket for an employee pizza party. the sign has a photo of a pizza on it. it reads: "Pizza Party!! Friday 3.14.2025. 12pm-5pm in the breakroom. $5 for Two Slices"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
one of my favorite #tapestryapp filters I created for slashfilm
a picture of a filter in the rss app Tapestry for the website Slashfilm that filters out the word ‘Sheldon’
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
going to start a blog with headlines like this and the article just explains that there were actually writers for every episode
a headline from a blog that says “Was Seinfeld Improvised? Here’s the truth” with an arrow pointing to the right
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
a picture of the luigi hat from the animal crossing video game series
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
the domino meme. small domino: "Atsuko Sato posts a picture of a dog she adopted"
large domino: "The US Treasury is hijacked by a billionaire"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
topher grace could play old rivers cuomo
topher grace looking like old rivers cuomo
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m sorry you must have me confused with this guy
The Producer from Magic School Bus, whose job it was to handle pedants
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
hope this happens to him for real
arnold from magic school bus, the space episode, where he takes off his helmet and his head freezes
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
logging into anydesk to control a user's computer to reset a password that they swear they didn't type incorrectly
screenshot from the movie the dark knight, a prisoner saying "give it to me, and i'll do what you should've did 10 minutes ago"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
👀
a screenshot of my current follows count, which shows I’m following 499 people.

full text:

elroy (the sweater avatar)
@elroy.bsky.social
150 followers 499 following 3.1K posts
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i think i figured out why she crashed
a picture of the text of a news article: "‘Amelia Earhart’s plane’ was just rocks, exploration company says"
dated Monday, November 25 2024 at 11:02 AM
credited to Addy Bink
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
SPOILERS
picture of text that says:

"real nervous that the smile monster is gonna get dylan gelula"
"ah dang it"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
now reading: Notes on a Nervous Planet - Matt Haig 📚💙
cover art of Notes on a Nervous Planet by Matt Haig, author of How to Stop Time. the pull quote at the top says "Take Notes on a Nervous Planet twice daily, with or without food. Crammed with wisdom, insight, love, and wit." - Stephen Fry
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
now reading: the treasure hunters club by tom ryan 💙📚
the cover for the book "the treasure hunters club: a mystery" by tom ryan. the title is written in black text on a red background outlined with blue dlowery designes, and featuring images of a laptop, a skull, a bottle, a map, a treasure chest, a camera, a sailboat, and a metal detector
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
i haven't seen alien romulus yet but i hope this guy shows up
the singing alien from spaceballs
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
ten dollars gets you a jar of peanut butter, a jar of jelly, and a loaf of bread as a “limited time bonus”
peanut butter and jelly kits with a loaf of bread on sale for ten dollars at Disney world during the hurricane
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
you'll never guess what subreddit this comment is from
picture of text: "I think it’s weird that your username is (REDACTED) It’s almost like you’re getting some kind of joy or dopamine rush or something in a kind of sadistic way. I think you should change your username first of all and then I think you should take a look at yourself for all the problems you’ve caused with this kid. Scrape that kid off the couch and go play some baseball or something. Stop being a pussy and go to the gym seriously."
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
i recently got to test-ride the new ROBOVAN prototype at disney california adventure. and while it did move us to our location without any human assistance, we also had to help spider-man (a SUPERHERO) out of a number of messy situations. needs more funding IMO.
a picture of the spider man ride vehicle from disney california adventure
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
ballerina is catering to a very specific audience
Ana de Armas in Ballerina stomping a guy’s balls into oblivion
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
ok
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
every time i get a notification about a data breach leaking all of my passwords:
bart simpson and homer on a beach wearing speedos. homer simpson says "i hope they're going somewhere good"
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
is that better or worse than the time they photoshopped/CGI'd jeff garlin into a scene in the goldbergs
a screenshot of the time where they photoshopped/CGI'd jeff garlin into the goldbergs
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el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
ben affleck in 'deep water' admiring his snails
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