el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hey hank should i read all the expanse books next year 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i think 2027 might be the year where i just read a bunch of book series in a row 010
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026yes, i stopped watching the classic film The Maltese Falcon to post this 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you didn't know this existed, now you do youtu.be/WlvjVmpaYLo?...youtu.beDan Aykroyd & Tom Hanks - City Of Crime (Dragnet Soundtrack) [HQ]YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the maltese falcon takes like 90 seconds to get to the premise 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i read and enjoyed the ship of death by @bleakhousing.bsky.social #booksky 📚💙 060
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it's a bad year for people in horror movies that don't want their faces smashed in 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026one thing that’s fun about the zombies in evil dead burn is that they just like showing off how creepy and undead they are 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it's a slow enough work day that i'm gonna try to do both~ 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026should i watch the new evil dead movie or watch the maltese falcon 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Proposal for live-streamed public executions" seems like a fake headline from a Black Mirror episode that's a little too on the nose 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026dodge roll into the blast? what are you, me when i was trying to beat ansem solo this week? 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it's weird, i always thought the AI war would be humans vs. robots, instead it's going to be humans vs people that like the robots and want to use them for everything 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i need to get a couple libby reads done before i dive back into reading all the thursday next books 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026anyway this is all to say that I’ve read all the empyrean books 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i did this and it said i'm trying to be a content creator because i bought some camera stuff 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026also the dragons are horny for each other sometimes and they'll mess with you if you're having sex. and they'll also talk to you while you're doing it. and sometimes the dragons will make your magic powers go off during sex and it'll be your fault. 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if your fellow students fight you in a duel they're allowed to kill you. this is government sponsored. we need you all to fight the war for us. we hope you die 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026also the dragons will be dicks, and enter your mind and make fun of you. and if you bond with them they'll be dicks but also will kind of protect you. but they'll make fun of you if you get hurt 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026our nation is in terrible danger. but we can use dragons to fight the war. come join our dragon school. you might die during the first test. then the dragons might kill you. then also the other people in dragon school might kill you. some of the teachers are evil. the good teachers are dicks 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026really thinking about just re-reading all of the Thursday Next books before starting the last one 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i don't even like explaining fun things from the internet in person 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i feel like a lot of shows with a cult following have to continually fight to get three seasons but this show must be cheap enough to just keep renewing 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i think i'm the only person that watches Animal Control and did you know it's in its fifth season now 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ted lasso finale was very good but now i gotta think of a spooky name AND spooky avatar?! 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026coach beard's way of saying "babaaay" is one of those things that creeps into your vocabulary 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026did you know on Threads they think they created the hopital meme 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026crying, my back and knees aching because I slept in my bed incorrectly, adding Toxicity to a “throwback” playlist 010
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026guy who has only read dungeon crawler carl, playing kingdom hearts chain of memories: getting a lot of 'dungeon crawler carl book 6' vibes from this... 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026does that then incentivize the traitors to flip on each other the entire game? 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"every time you banish a traitor we add 30k to the prize total" 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like to come up with single rule changes that would make the show The Traitors a better game. like, i think it would be a better game if there was any incentive at all to banish traitors before the finale 100
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i can't wait to watch Digger as intended: on my phone while i'm working 000
Reposted by el-roy kentkyatt7 @kyatt7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026earlier this year, i was working on an advergame about triscuits, but Nabisco pulled the plug as soon as they found out how i was pronouncing the title 0114
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026something that gets me in the movies subreddit is when people post "oh yes, ________, I like to describe it to people as ___________" like who are you giving these terrible unfunny descriptions to 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my exposure to city pop is a very good apple music playlist but i'd like to learn more 010
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026music is just keys jingling. the machine is keys, the rage is keys 130
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026have you considered that he probably made a very good video about how good mario is 0700
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026how does an email from temu titled “ribbed underwear is calling” not get flagged as spam 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the thing about the Willy Wonka Netflix show is that the Gene Wilder voice is not only horrifying in its own way, it also sounds like shit 000
el-roy kent @elroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026people are wasting a lot of energy bending over backwards to forgive this guy for doing SA instead of just finding a different guy that writes about video games 1180
