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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I note how Christian Nationalists, who think the public execution of Jesus was the most horrific thing humans ever did, are giddy at the prospect of getting to watch a public execution on live streaming—being so “pro-life” and all . . .
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s October and the neighbors are back with #SkeletonCrew. Strong start!
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why Jared?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ...
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK Daily Mail obviously did not like the results of its own poll. Its own graphic portrays 75% as less than 50%. #UKPolitics #Brexit #EuropeanUnion
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt got every detail right about Jack Smith‘s basketball game. Except the team, the league, the gender, the city and the state. Magats constantly prove the infinite depth of their stupidity.
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just smacked my shin off the coffee table. I now believe there to have been Iranian involvement.
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Ruth Watson @ruthwatson.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
January the 6th showed a shocked World who the enemy within America is.
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Donald Trump at RNC 2016
ALT: Donald Trump at RNC 2016
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best line about Eric Schmitt-head today: "He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
OMG you have GOT to be kidding me
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good, lock that little shit-weasel up!
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rich privately educated prick who wasn’t even born until 1984 recasts era of rioting, poverty and mass unemployment as Britain’s golden age. Thatcher was the worst thing that ever happened to Britain
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I Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Simon Clarke MP was born on 28 September 1984. That's all you need to know. #r4today
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Doug Hammond @hammie777.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As hard as it is to believe, that is the actual position of the so-called law and order party.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 01/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it! 👏👇
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I missed this in the Constitution.
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we stop for a second and enjoy, all the people pointing out that Euro adoption can at the very least be deferred indefinitely. While the current prime minister in 2014 not only screamed that an independent Scotland would *HAVE TO* join the Euro but also drive on the right. The ****.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's difficult to engage in diplomacy when you're too simple-minded to think about anyone except yourself . . .
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It never stops being important that, no matter what the subject, politicians like Farage, Trump & Rubio are entirely untethered from the most basic requirements of honest discourse. They might turn out to be telling the truth sometimes but only ever in the spirit of stopped clocks.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another Democratic Underground cartoon
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Kim A. Wagner @kimatiwagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"That is a war crime. That is barbarism. And it is something the United States must never be associated with." I don't know, man - I think it might be a bit too late for that...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SHACKLE HIM
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Sue Carr @scarr54.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been saying exactly this for over a year.
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why the media in this country needs regulating. I can guarantee there isn’t an iota of truth to anything that’s being said here. Their only intention is to keep this nonsense on top of the news agenda.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus would treat Donald Trump like he were a money changer’s table and rush to angrily flip him. Glory!
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Tracy @wacket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊
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