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Lance Ellisor

@ellisor.net
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science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band. Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica. my band's music and links: linktr.ee/battleshipdown

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 8m
all good things. thanks for the info.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 33m
wow. that's quite an endorsement. I'd love to hear more about what it is that endears you to it (over Pacific). anyway, I'm looking forward to returning. won't be on my trip this month, but maybe the next one (January?).
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 34m
good god
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 41m
can't wait
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
oh, this is rich. he's purporting to celebrate Hispanic heritage month. chinga te, pendejo.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
it's the Gulf of Mexico it's lake Ontario it's artificial intelligence it's the Anthropocene
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
I haven't been to the Caribbean side in over 30 years. I need to go back.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
must be nice
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
forget political campaign solicitations, I want to receive texts soliciting $ for this family's legal fees give 'em HELL
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
oh okay. looking forward to it. like you said: we deserve it.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 1h
you're getting rain? other than a few drops, nothing over here in East Austin
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 2h
alex jones ranting about gay frogs
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 2h
100% on all this
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 3h
yeah same re all his stuff. what a despicable human.
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Tom @brutish.dev · 3h
haha yeah thanks it is an outstanding balance
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 3h
weird
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 3h
good morning!
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 4h
yeah I had a similar thought
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 4h
pretty
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 5h
yeah that’s on target. he’s such a stereotype it’s almost boring.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 5h
*87-93. typo obviously
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 13h
yes. it is the way of things. 97-93 09-14
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 15h
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. -- Francis Bacon
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 17h
day ain’t over yet
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 17h
volcel
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
'watch'
Epstein mug shot
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
if we're lucky, we're witnessing the nadir of US politics. while it's never been quite this obscene before, there's been obsequiousness and disingenuousness in our system for as long as I'm aware. let it all end. let a new generation of Mumdanis and AOCs and other action-oriented leaders take over
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
brilliant! I love flying international with just a little backpack. freaks people out. customs is always like "did you forget your bags?" nope.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
heh. I know you're joking but ... man, I'm a very light packer -- usually just a backpack will do. but since the house is not even 2 years old, there's always stuff I need to mule down there. this time it's seat cushions, a blanket, and various spices and sauces that are hard to get down there.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Leaves
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
not yet. I fly there Sunday.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
great time to attack Taiwan maybe best it's gonna get
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 19h
man, I had to dig under an acid washed denim jacket, some hot pockets, and a whole stack of cassettes to uncover that name in my brain
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 20h
humbly suggest you ignore it. I just sampled that account's replies, and nearly all look like GPT/Claude drivel. won't be long til we can't tell, though. and then social media conversation becomes a bunch of 100s on the Turing test. maybe then we go back to really talking to each other.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 20h
static.klipy.com
Otto Airplane Takes Off
ALT: Otto Airplane Takes Off
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 20h
that punchline tho
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 20h
funny you say that www.cnbc.com/2023/10/10/h...
cnbc.com
How often should you wash your jeans? The Levi’s CEO settles the debate
Levi Strauss CEO Charles Bergh explains whether you should really never wash your jeans, and how to keep them clean.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 20h
dude, this is brilliant
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 21h
klassic Kruk here
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 23h
JFC
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
hahaha. well, it should start at 0,0 and then jump to 0.5,10 ... just so you don't burn your mouth on the oil.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracy is going to die alone and it'll be so funny when no one claims his body and they have to throw it in the garbage like a piece of roadkill
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
EMGTGF
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
EMGTGF
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
‘Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home’
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
words fail me in describing how glad I am to be on the cusp of exiting the workforce as this is beginning. I want absolutely nothing to do with this. I feel really bad for everyone else (really, I sincerely do). I can offer no solution or even mitigating adaptation.
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AI Agents Are About to Flood the Workforce. No One’s Ready for It
Your next coworker might well be an AI agent—and will require a whole new model of workplace interactions.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
disgusting
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
do it. we’ll look away.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
good morning!
Predawn at my swimming hole in the river behind my house. It’s wooden steps leading down to water, with a silhouetted cypress - I call him Old Man Cypress - hanging over a mirror smooth river reflecting a pastel glowing sky.
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Leaves
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