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@brutish.dev
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Tom @brutish.dev · 15/09/2026
how can I be autistic if I’m so good at pretending I’m not
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Tom @brutish.dev · 14/09/2026
I don’t listen to podcasts I watch podcasts
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FAFO stands for "forget-to-search-whether-someone-already-made-the-joke and find out." not many people know this
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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/09/2026
computer. show me apple selling me a computer
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Tom @brutish.dev · 02/09/2026
cold water goes hard
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Tom @brutish.dev · 01/09/2026
being aggressive in the mcdonald’s drive thru line is a sign of disrespect in my culture
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Tom @brutish.dev · 30/08/2026
check this out
a balding egghead man and a beautiful woman
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Tom @brutish.dev · 27/08/2026
Every chart looks like this, with America weathering every storm better than peers and accelerating out of ruts better than peers. How? And can they keep it up?
Tweet: Until 2015, Canada and the U.S. were on the same growth track. Then Canada suddenly fell behind.
What the fuck happened to Canada in 2015???

Image:

GDP per capita for US and Canada. In 2015 Canada deviates and slows massively, achieving only about 7-8% over the next 10 years while the US grows by about 35%
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Tom @brutish.dev · 26/08/2026
I will NEVER preheat the air fryer
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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/08/2026
pronouncing seam like sean
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Tom @brutish.dev · 24/08/2026
this woman got me speaking french saying words like fiancée n shit
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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/08/2026
engaged to a beautiful woman btw
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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/08/2026
it’s crazy that amazon, the company behind AWS, owns goodreads, the least performant app ever made
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Tom @brutish.dev · 16/08/2026
theory: amazon artificially boosts ratings of content on prime video so we don’t find it weird that everything is 5⭐️ on amazon
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Tom @brutish.dev · 14/08/2026
getting electronic mail reminding me to charge my video doorbell
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Tom @brutish.dev · 13/08/2026
hurt my back. this is it. old age
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Tom @brutish.dev · 10/08/2026
starting the first point of my tirade with “and another thing” so they think I’ve held back on my best point
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Tom @brutish.dev · 05/08/2026
the first foreign word I learned was gracias. I came to the conclusion that all languages use the same words but for different things and for some reason the spanish settled on grassy ass for thank you
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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/07/2026
there’s probably something in the bible about how this is a sin
Halo Campaign Evolved PS5 box
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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/07/2026
very quiet on bsky without jerry
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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/07/2026
me if I were a victor: write it as it happened - full transparency. but you know the thing about..? yeah that’s not really important don’t you think? yeah no I agree I’m willing to let you take the lead on omitting that bit if you think that’s best
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Tom @brutish.dev · 25/07/2026
I do enjoy the long days but I miss the stars
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willy nilly @rdb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
5 years ago if you'd told me an ai could provide a counterexample to the jacobian conjecture i'd have said huh whats that
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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/07/2026
Can’t log in to my phone provider because my dob is wrong I call and tell them They say they’ll send me a link where I can upload proof of my correct dob Follow link I need to log in. To log in I need to enter my dob I call and ask what dob is on my account “We can’t tell you that”
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Tom @brutish.dev · 09/07/2026
on hold and they haven’t even got hold music so I’m stuck with something far worse. my thoughts
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Tom @brutish.dev · 08/07/2026
finally bought a new phone to replace my 12pm and in my excitement picked the wrong colour
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Tom @brutish.dev · 06/07/2026
it’s coming home gn
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Tom @brutish.dev · 06/07/2026
nobody monitors the situation like anna when the situation is an england game
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Tom @brutish.dev · 05/07/2026
based on vibes it seems the americans in the stadiums support the favourites more often than not. But maybe there just are that many Brazilians there and there were that many Argentinians at the Cape Verde game
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Tom @brutish.dev · 04/07/2026
cape verde!!!!!!
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Tom @brutish.dev · 04/07/2026
I hope I look as good as Shakira when I’m 49
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Tom @brutish.dev · 03/07/2026
adding bros to the end of things so they sound bad. not-having-sex-with-me-bros are mad about this
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Tom @brutish.dev · 01/07/2026
armed with nothing but electric clippers and a lack of male grooming knowledge I have once again transformed myself into an egg
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
not to brag but i scored 88% on a benchmark i made up while my friends scored far less, again, on this benchmark i made up
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Tom @brutish.dev · 29/06/2026
do archaeologists ever stop to ask why ancient people buried all their stuff
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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/06/2026
if a man wore a sports bra as boxers how would he wear it
Mirrored sketches of a featureless man (except his nether region) wearing a sports bra as boxers.

In one drawing he is wearing the boob part on the front. In the other he is wearing the back part on the front. In both his gentleman sausage is visible.
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Tom @brutish.dev · 28/06/2026
apparently the uncomfortable boxers I've had on all day is something called a "sports bra" and it is "obviously not [my] boxers" leading some to believe I might be "an idiot"
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Tom @brutish.dev · 26/06/2026
replying “banger” to posts that are not bangers as a form of intraposter competition
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Tom @brutish.dev · 23/06/2026
idea: sleep mask with a screen in it
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Tom @brutish.dev · 23/06/2026
calling for turndown service after getting in bed so they tuck me in
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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026
canada is my city
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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026
that’s crazy because the last time i saw the statue of david i was bricked up
A massive cylinder of bricks rounded at the top captioned “Statue of David was bricked up inside this cone to protect it from bombs during WW2.”
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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026
rooting for my other home team today (canada (have I done that bit here yet?))
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Tom @brutish.dev · 18/06/2026
footballers when another player takes the ball: ouchie noo ouchh my leg gahh!!! referree tell him off!! footballers when a grown man jumps on their back in celebration: haha yippee
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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/06/2026
it’s coming home
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Tom @brutish.dev · 17/06/2026
cam on inglund bang bang
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Tom @brutish.dev · 16/06/2026
sick of hot desking
A windows PC projected onto the side of a white building
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Tom @brutish.dev · 16/06/2026
One time at the dentist during school holiday my brother was going on and on about how much he hated his PE teacher, mentioning him by his unique surname and role as PE teacher. Usually my mum would have shut that down but I guess she was preoccupied.
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Tom @brutish.dev · 15/06/2026
I have my call tomorrow. 3rd time getting diagnosed. I have to sit there as a 30 yo man listen to a smarter man say “so your brain is a bit shit innit” and instead of “u wot m8” I have to say “precisely, doctor”
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Tom @brutish.dev · 14/06/2026
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
George Russel, Lewis Hamilton and Lando Norris on the podium after the barcelona gp. They’re all stood under union jacks
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