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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 4h

view from my property this morning

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 4h

he’s just an infinite tool. it’s my fervent hope that something like this happens before he dies.

3/9/22 Tweet by me

Lance Ellisor
@LanceEllisor
I think the absolute best punishment for Donnie for what he's done would be to make him stand in the center of an enormous arena filled with all the people he's hurt, and they just point and mock and jeer and laugh at him for a long, long time. A long time.

Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 9h

I wasn’t kidding

An omelette on a plate with a rectangle of fried cheese and cilantro garnish (I put cilantro inside the omelette as well)

View of the same in the foreground, with a hint of the actual view: a tropical lake and volcano on the horizon

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 12h

it just keeps getting better

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 04/10/2026

super intelligence force is really just marionette Matt Damon

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 04/10/2026

in a newish part of the AUS airport for the first time and was amused to see this replica of a moontower

A scaffolding-like tower with six ilkuminated lights at the top

Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 04/10/2026

my view starting later today.

View of volcano and lake from some altitude. Low clouds shroud the volcano
A guarumo (cecropia) tree frames the right side of the view.

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 03/10/2026

here’s a pair moments later

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 03/10/2026

a crested guan (locally called pava) on my property in Costa Rica. these birds are hilarious.

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he's even riffing on the masters. did not expect!

[Verse 5: Eminem]
Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his half cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages),
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

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anole I assume? I myself think they're cute and love 'em. I grew up with them on the Texas coast. I can't advise on how to safely catch & relocate, because it's one of those things that I just know how to do, but can't explain. most likely it'll find its way out.

Green anole (Anolis carolinensis). a small (usually 3-5"), adorable green lizard

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I tell him all the time that he’s the best dog in the history of dogs. do you think it goes to his head?

Siberian husky reclined on a couch that he’s certain is his

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here’s one I hand-fed at a restaurant about 200mts below my house in NW Costa Rica

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sitting on my front porch drinking a tasty Texas pilsner and watching the rain and … it feels just like Costa Rica, where I’ll be starting Sunday. guessing the temp is about 75°F

My front yard, a nice healthy oak tree in the middle of it, as viewed from my front porch. Rain is falling.

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after I finished laughing (which took a minute), I clicked on it. here's the full text. oh jeez, is their targeting wrong. I mean, yeah, I'm white AF. but ... they are barking up the wrong burning cross (or whatever the right phrase is).

full text from the same number in the replied-to skeet. it reads

Are you white, Lance?

James Talarico calls white men America's top terror threat. See his exact words >> https://rep2026.com/talarico/5V1R7UON

STOP2end

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spam I just got, in message preview mode.

text from +1 (512) 980-6074 at 4:45

it reads
Are you White, Lance?

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he absolutely hasn't a clue what we are going to do to any/all things he's changed and done.

Yul Brynner as Rameses in the movie the Ten Commandments.
iykyk

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I shared this with my buddies and one of them reminded us of this classic from the 70s

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a little friend on the back door screen this morning

Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 30/09/2026

…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Leaves

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 29/09/2026

it’s been a long, record hot, dry summer (since early July). when the rains come, I can finally switch the house off City water and back to rainwater, which I did yesterday.

Austin forecast. Two more days of excruciatingly hot temps and then it starts to moderate. the forecast says 100% chance of rain on Thursday and 90% on Friday.

A cylindrical metal tank about 2m tall and 2m diameter behind a house. Two covered kayaks on a stand against the fence.

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 29/09/2026

oh man, this one got me. (Maddie is a friend from high school)

FB post by Maddie Wynona

So my oldest son has my dead name as his middle name. Today we were in CVS picking up prescriptions and he said he was thinking about changing his middle name to Madeleine... Held back some tears with that one

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friend reports "I was walking in downtown San Antonio on Sunday, headed to the Gus's Fried Chicken to get lunch. I saw this tiny but hilarious sticker stuck to a light pole."

picture of just part of a metal light pole at about eye level, an empty road behind it.

a red, postage-sized sticker is affixed to the pole. the text is pretty tiny, but if you zoom in (or have great eyes) you can see that it reads in all caps "Trump is a pedo"

it’s all temu toads these days

traveling the rainforest by horse is one of my favorite things. have also done swimming w the horses in a river. here's my stepdaughter a few years ago.

young girl riding a horse bareback (and prone) as the horse swims downstream in a tropical river

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 27/09/2026

I never use them either, not least because of the noise. but your post also makes me feel less like a weirdo for the pocket napkin. thank you!

Tweet from me from 12/25/21

I keep a paper towel in my pocket - for really anything - until it becomes too dirty to reuse.
It's a habit I developed from camping, and now I do it at home.
I realize I am probably the only person who does this and you may think I'm a weirdo. I am at peace with this.

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if you feel like kicking in a buck or two to Ryan (Ryem?), here’s how

Ryan’s Venmo info @ryemtheduo

and my shoe

Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 27/09/2026

funny: right after that I saw this Cadillac east Austin on a Saturday night, baby!

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 27/09/2026

today was the last day packing up a uhaul of my folks’ stuff before the estate sale. whitetail abound in their semi-rural neighborhood. they were unsure what to make of me. especially the young buck’s mate; she seemed ready to tell me to Catch These Hooves!

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here’s 2 of 2 sure wish the lens weren’t blurry from overnight rain. btw this is just 25m or so from my bedroom. I guess I was drinking coffee on the patio and didn’t see him off to the side.

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good morning! this is a tapir (locally known as danta) who lives on my rainforest property in Costa Rica. my trailcam has captured him twice so far. here’s 1 of 2.

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I wonder who’d win in a head to head court battle: Campos or Komie? unclear.

Infamous Austin billboard for injury lawyer David Komie who sports dreads and the tagline is “the attorney that [sic] rocks” because he does front a metal band (sounds roughly like 90s Ozzy). My bad has played a couple of shows w his and he was real cool.

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seen in east Austin this afternoon. made me guffaw.

Billboard ad for

Alonzo Campos
El Abogado Chingón

(Then contact info)

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when I go to shows like that I vacillate between feeling 16 again or this