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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I literally don't know what to do at this point, I've had two, possibly three kidney stones in the last two weeks and it's really getting to a point where I already feel like I can't live like this

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Legit feel "picture of my TV is appropriate" levels of accomplished right now

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Stu @rickybaker51.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Damn I wonder why they wouldn't support Democrats? What salient issue could have motivated muslim Americans to not enthusiastically support Harris???

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

As a US born Aston Villa fan, I'm pretty sure last night couldn't have possibly gone worse

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Eurosnobs are in fucking shambles

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

So this is easily the most hyped the fuck out Nintendo Direct in ages, right?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

NEW XENOBLADE I AM GONNA ACT THE FUCK UP

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

"USA USA USA" is the new "Let's Go Brandon" Except instead of it being one national TV announcer freaking out because thousands of people were saying fuck behind him on live TV It's a huge number of bitchless losers who can't handle that nobody likes the king of the bitchless losers

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

At this point I honestly hate useless shitlibs more than the fascists. The fascists are at least fucking honest about what they are.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Indiana I admit I wasn't aware of your defensive game

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

So...honestly explain to me why I should continue voting for Democrats. Please.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just saw a video of a ring wing media personality getting blown the fuck away tucked between an article about my favorite soccer team and a picture of somebodies cat And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I know it's just a friendly, but I'm so fucking excited I get to see my beloved Villa in person tonight #avfc #utv

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

If I could be anything in the world right now, it would be a fly on the wall at the DNC meltdown in the wake of a 33 year old immigrant socialist winning a high profile election Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Four wins in a row, tied for second in the league, our fully operational battle station still hasn't played an entire game together Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Love this fun holding pattern of like, clocking into work everyday and playing my silly games and doing my silly community theatre shows while waiting for the day my door gets kicked in and I'm dragged to a death camp somewhere Very cool

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk

a pigeon leans down and pecks at a clump of gum on the sidewalk, saying "some sort of sticky clump worm. Chewy. Just gotta pry it up and-"

The pigeon, having wrested the gum from the pavement, blows a bubble, exclaiming "oh!"

The pigeon with the gum begins to float up into the sky, carried by the gum bubble, saying "I can fly!! Dare I dream the impossible dream that I can soar above the earth?"
A second pigeon interjects "you could already fly."

The pigeon with the gum says "shut the fuck up. For once in your life get over your asinine need to feel smarter than everyone else and shut the fuck up. You're not adding anything."

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This doesn't just keep happening every so often by chance, and all the wealthy elites don't just escape any hardship by luck or skill. It is a machine built to hurt you, and it's working perfectly.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I don't know if #cbj are necessarily good, but what I know is they are *never boring*

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

"We are clean on opsec" with a literal fucking random uncleared journalist in the chat

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

So this is just Q for brunch libs, right

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

It’s impossible to express how radicalized I’ve become against the Democrats in the past two months. Just an absolutely worthless political party that’s sold us out to literal fucking fascism.

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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died. R.I.P., George

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Can somebody who still uses twitter let me know if Grummz has had a meltdown about the trio of power lesbians running the narrative in MH: Wilds yet?

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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 28/02/2025

peepee and, i cannot stress this enough, poopoo

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I'm getting crotchety, fuck it, VAR is ruining football #avfc

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

#avfc wins #reds win #cbj wins #fccincy wins Inter Miami didn't win It's a good sports day for me

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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 22/02/2025

there's gotta be at least one penis chef. cooked one animal dick as a joke and liked it, then quietly got better and better at more types of dicks. now every time he has a decent salad he thinks to himself "this would go nuts with some dick in there". he has a special knife set just for dicks

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The wife and I have finished picking out of layers for the #fccincy opener tomorrow night It was an ordeal

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I try not to harp on players too hard but: what the fuck was that Garcia #avfc

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Liberal millennials speak about fascism without referencing a book for twelve year olds challenge Level: impossible

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Laurel Pfahler @laurelpfahler.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Chris Albright says the club offered Luca Orellano a raise and a long-term extension and “we’re confident that we’ll get there at some point.” #FCCincy

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

reply to Rep. Steve Cohen: "Our congresspeople like @repcohen.bsky.social are too busy live posting about the #SNL50 to give a crap about what is happening to America."
Cohen's response: "Oh, I'm so sorry. I took a few hours of to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it's over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47"

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Oh, the Democrats aren't "doing something"? Who else would announce all the bad things Trump and Musk are doing 2 weeks after everyone else already knew?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Could keepers for shitters stop having the game of their life every time they play us? #avfc

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KC (Wild Nature) @kc.wildnaturegames.net · 12/02/2025

This is so awesome! After seeing this I just created a background to try to match it

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Goodbye, my moody Argentinian friend Hello, my moody Brazilian friend

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Somewhere there's a little Chiefs fan who was too young to remember the last two years Tonight is their foundational sports memory. I hope that little fucker is crying, I hope they live a long, fruitful life and never see a winner. I am a first ballot hall of fame hater, I will take no questions.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Sports subreddits banning X links is 9/11 for drywall

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Kevin Wallace @mrkevinwallace.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

So with the latest rumors, this is where I think FC Cincinnati stands budget-wise. Blue numbers are me doing some guessing. Also normal caveats here that this is MLS and is more likely to be wrong than right.

A spreadsheet of FC Cincinnati's roster showing 2 free international spots and a surplus of $118 thousand dollars with regards to the salary cap in 2025.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

The big feelings brigade is very upset about subreddits saying no to linking X

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Found the two people whose homes deserved to be burned down

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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off

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