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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wow you are like, extremely fucking stupid brother, maybe never talk again?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Better question: are they going to act shocked when we start killing them?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I literally don't know what to do at this point, I've had two, possibly three kidney stones in the last two weeks and it's really getting to a point where I already feel like I can't live like this

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Vegeta would be utterly defeated, have a crisis of faith, unlock a new form, and get utterly defeated again while Goku goes fishing or something

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A zoo for the terminally stupid sounds like a great idea

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What's happening? We sold pretty much every good player we have and aren't playing the ones that are left?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Legit feel "picture of my TV is appropriate" levels of accomplished right now

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Okay but like, we know somebody has to *play* right? We need 11 people

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I often forget that we were just a day off from a meme event horizon

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Haven't got any cash to spare, but as a fellow beetus buddy I'm happy to offer advice or sympathy in equal measure

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey you should probably never speak again because your brain is extremely bad at thinking

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Stu @rickybaker51.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Damn I wonder why they wouldn't support Democrats? What salient issue could have motivated muslim Americans to not enthusiastically support Harris???

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What the fuck are you rambling about, dumbass?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Anti-American" and it's just a guy saying better things are possible Get fucked

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Grant would genuinely be proud

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Extremely fucking funny thing to read

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Is there some reason you think you should be allowed to speak and be taken seriously?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Extreme dork "I have depicted you as the beta and myself as the chad" level behavior here btw

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

That was stopped by the Senate Mind Goblin

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Considering those seats are beet red, I can already tell you whose ideas didn't fucking work!

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Scumbag university exclusively for scumbags does scumbag things, more news at 11

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

But maybe the person arranging sponsorships for a very socially conscious charity organization would ask that? It's unbelievable how purposefully obtuse you people are being.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm sorry, we're talking about the charity group with a reputation for being *extremely* online, right? It's actually not bad to expect someone to take literally one step past "whoops" but I've been getting fucking flamed for an entire day about it somehow

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Damn I'm sorry I didn't know so many people have zero standards

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Literally shows up if you Google "who owns SNK" Nice fallacies though, I'm sorry I asked a question of your favorite charity group

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You know you don't actually have to Google anything other than SNK right. Like, it's in both the forced AI overview AND the preview snippet of the Wikipedia page

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sorry I should be less flippant but "expecting someone to Google something first" is now unreasonable perfectionism and narcissist behavior And somehow I'm the hysterical one here

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I can't make you smart enough for this conversation, honey

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I notice a trend of personal attacks from people who are shocked somebody might want to know why the organization that has a reputation for defending their rights and being extremely online made such a simple and egregious mistake Pretty ironic to preach about empathy, is all I'm saying

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm sorry you feel so comfortable making assumptions about my life because I expect your favorite charity group to have some basic fucking standards

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This is actually a massive fucking mistake, and I don't think it's unreasonable at all for someone to ask how it happened. You're allowed to disagree with me, idk

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

They bank so much on the trust and faith of the LGBTQIA+ community to fuel their events, so yeah. Show those people why you deserve the benefit of their doubt. Everybody can apologize when they get caught screwing up.

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I have faith in them, actually! I know they'll do better. Which is why I'm comfortable telling them they have some work to do, actually. Part of doing better is explaining how such an absolutely egregious fuckup occurred and what they'll do differently going forward to avoid it happening again

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You think a person whose job it is to accept sponsorships for an organization should do zero vetting whatsoever? You find that acceptable? I'm glad you don't work for me

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I used my stopwatch, this took 4.6 seconds

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Dude it's such a basic thing. They run multi million dollar charities multiple times a year. They should have access to Google, this is not hard stuff to look up So just...how did such a basic and huge mistake get made? How is it going to not happen again?

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Don't you know? You can just say sorry and everything is good and nobody should ask you to examine how the bad thing happened

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You're allowed to have no standards man, but I'm allowed to ask questions If the community I'm a part of is going to get tokenized every event, I feel like we can at least ask how they made such a huge a simple mistake

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I don't need to know who. I just want to know how such a simple and egregious mistake gets made and what will change to prevent it going forward People are allowed to screw up without losing their livelihood, but the organization should be able to answer those questions after some time to think

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I want to know why a massive charity organization couldn't figure out something that takes thirty seconds to Google It's okay to ask why someone failed spectacularly at something so simple

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Me individually? Nah you're right The marginalized community I'm a part of that makes up a massive part of the viewer base and talked about constantly? I actually think *we* do

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I am literally never shocked by that anymore sadly

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

No no no don't you know they are just a wittle guy, they can't google

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Elliesaurus @elliesaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I don't run a massive charity organization?

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