Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My sewer is busted & last week I spent so much time on the phone with the sewer insurance and Ron…and Josh…and Dan…all had the same voice…same weird inflections/ pauses in their speech…now that I’ve accepted the insurance is a scam + have to pay for my own plumber, at least I can talk with humans 010
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm brainfarting on who wrote this recently (I think John Warner or Marc Watkins?), but they pointed out that the costs companies are currently paying for AI now are VERY subsidized bc every AI company is trying to build share, so imagine how many billions when they're paying the true cost! 010
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026AI writing has such a specific cadence to it that I hate. As soon as you read the first line, you can predict where it’s going. I want writing with a little surprise in it! Little phrases that will pop back into my head months after I read them! 110
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026With apologies for the coming serious Ellen, the one thing I can think is how to make PDFs accessible, which is actually pretty hard and maybe we should just stop using them because so few people do it correctly? Though I’m maybe being generous reading this into such a vague response 100
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I will never recover from a grilled cheese sandwich made on bread with fennel seeds. Cheddar and licorice. Absolutely vile, still haunts me. 110
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Now even my local gardening FB group is being invaded by AI slop and I am "not fun" for asking if we can keep this stuff out. I think I just need to quit the entire internet at this point? 060
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I mean…you paid for it, so I think it’s fair to do the survey regardless of their feelings? Like, if it wasn’t at all what you expected based on how they described the program, they should know that! I think I’d stay quiet if it was free but not for programming they charge for 010
Reposted by Ellen RhudyMaureen Langloss @maureenlangloss.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Very happy to hear I inspired one of you to make a plan to give blood this week. Does anyone else want to join me? Apple juice, Lorna Doones, & helping someone who really needs it? The best. 🙌 231
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Platelet donation next weekend! Donating blood has become a really surprising way to make myself feel a little more hopeful about the world. I wasn’t allowed to donate for most of my life and am trying to make up now that rules have changed 110
Reposted by Ellen RhudyRichard Mirabella 🐝 @rpmirabella.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Studies show that overreliance on these digital tools causes cognitive decline, but if current events are any indication, nobody’s making much of a contribution anyway. Go ahead and use A.I. however you like." This is so great. 141
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My cat is 15 and has just learned windows can be like doors, and now he demands that I run inside through the door to admit him through the window. 140
Reposted by Ellen RhudyGreg Zimmerman @gregzimmerman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Love @biblioracle.bsky.social's piece today. AI cannot read, and AI does not write. Support writers who DO write. biblioracle.substack.com/p/writers-wr...biblioracle.substack.comWriters WritePeople who use AI to produce text are doing something else, which is fine for them, but it's not writing. 084
Reposted by Ellen RhudyMike Ingram @mikeingram.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You spend your whole life hearing that English majors can't get jobs, and that you should stay away from drugs, only to reach middle age and find out "large language model that occasionally hallucinates" is worth billions of dollars 1246
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Oh and this reminds me! If you have time to make them at home, look up Lukas Volger’s book Veggie burgers every which way. He has so many great recipes 000
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Besides what you can find in the grocery store, I hate how many restaurants just started doing an impossible patty instead of the house made black bean burgers they all used to make. The impossible burger freaks me out (too meaty) and maaaan does it mess up my stomach 130
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I’ve been working through a jar from Rancho Gordo which is super smoky and nice. But also excited to try penzey’s next…I’ve started buying from them more because I can’t resist the owner’s politicking emails 111
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I have such a ridiculous number of spices but I think the MVP is smoked paprika just based on the fact that I currently have 5 jars of it (I panic that I'm out, buy a jar, add it to the line up) 121
Reposted by Ellen RhudyLilly Dancyger @lillydancyger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Proof that if we all just ignore shitty technology that nobody wants, no matter how much money these dinguses throw into it, it will eventually go away. Next up: AI! 13612
Reposted by Ellen RhudyLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026This is really wise and candid. It’s not often that people are willing to be like “I wanted to do this, it hasn’t gone as I hoped, I’m putting my focus elsewhere.” Jen’s a smarty. 3879
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Brought home one more priceless gift from AWP (am so sick) 000
Reposted by Ellen RhudySplit Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The fiction team is here! 🤩 Have you stopped by for a tote bag yet?? @whatll-i-do.bsky.social @tinazhu.bsky.social @ellenrhudy.bsky.social 2286
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026My AWP adventure is that my hotel has been without hot water or a working shower (of any temperature) since I arrived yesterday afternoon, and I am a person who cannot move an inch without sweating 🙃 050
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026It's been so bad lately. I feel like wherever I go online, I'm trailed by photos of women who are honestly so thin they are on the verge of death :( 020
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Seriously considering buying an aquarium membership instead of a single pass so I can just spend all of AWP, every day, in the jellyfish room 130
Reposted by Ellen RhudySplit Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Exciting news, FAM ✨ At our reading next Thursday, we'll be raffling 2 LIBRARY KIDS tote bags with goodies inside, including postcards, pens, & books from contributors @sfeycreates.bsky.social, @litmagreject.bsky.social, @jrfenn.bsky.social, Monica Brashears & the late Martha Silano 😘 1164
Reposted by Ellen RhudyLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Voiding documents that make it legal for people to move through the world normally—especially but not exclusively when you give them no practical opportunity to get new ones even if they wanted to—is (still) not about bathrooms or sports. It’s about erasure. 3413113
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’ve had this on my shelf for months! Thanks for the nudge to get to reading it :) 010
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My new measurement system is “how big is fire hydrant’s hat” (big!) 110
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026his form on the rowing machine is also incredible (shit). the man has no bodily awareness 010
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026My current AWP plan is one volunteer shift, visit the aquarium, visit the Visionary Art Museum, panel on university presses, Laura Lippman interview, a daily run around the harbor...so basically pretend I am not at AWP for 90% of my time in Baltimore. Am I doing this right? 050
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026YES. My friend shared with me so I wouldn’t feel so bad. He posted about it on Facebook 100
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026(I recognize that I’m doing a lot of extrapolation here, but come on. just bonkers that he couldn’t get a meeting either.) 020
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Got zero bites on my AWP writer-to-agent query, then saw that Pulitzer Prize winner Robert Olen Butler also got rejected. So at least it’s not just me who’s fucked, but the whole literary ecosystem! 280
Reposted by Ellen RhudyJen A. Miller @byjenamiller.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Today’s a great day to start masking again 013
Reposted by Ellen RhudyLincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I don't see how self-publishing world survives GenAI. It's going to be an absurd increase in slop books with no reason to expect any increase in paying readers. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b... 2230567
Reposted by Ellen RhudyTed Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026🚨BREAKING: Late night decision leads to late night posting of new double A-side single for #bandcampfriday! tedleo.bandcamp.com/album/februa...tedleo.bandcamp.comFEBRUARY 2026 DOUBLE A SIDE, by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists2 track album 1016334
Reposted by Ellen RhudyLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Yup. If you’re going to have little kids at a press conference, you have to welcome the fact that they act like little kids. What’s creepy is when people line up a bunch of silent children who behave like Act 1 Von Trapps. 426812
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Great post that kinda makes me want to reclaim my younger self who did things like make zines, make my own band T-shirts for my favorite band that didn’t have them, draw postcards and comics just for the fun of it... 0121
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Ugh yes. We had a little collection of squashed bugs taped to index cards to help us identify anything we found in a returned book. I never encountered a bed bug thank god! 130
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026thank you for the words of comfort! Wild for me to think of Portis not having any fiction there. (I am a little amused at my dream self’s concern with TNY, since I tend to skip over their fiction 😬😬) 020
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Had a dream that to comfort myself over my sense of failure as a writer, I opened up the NEW YORKER issue with my story in it. Then I woke up to a world where I feel like a failure as a writer and no important people at the New Yorker have published me. Man… 130
Reposted by Ellen RhudyChloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026On January 24th, my parents home burned down. They and my disabled brother escaped with only minor burns but they lost everything they've ever had. I'm running a GoFundMe to help them recover and rebuild. I would be deeply grateful for any donations but also for any shares!gofund.meDonate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe ClarkOn January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild. 28195235
Reposted by Ellen RhudyAaron Burch @aaronburch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This is one of those quotes I think about more than any other. 15311
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026one of my friends won an O. Henry Prize for a story that was rejected over 70 times. So if you believe in it, I say persist...I think sometimes the best work takes longest to place (although I have such a hard time taking that advice myself!) 150
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Yeah, this is bonkers. I’m in Port Richmond and hardly anything‘s been plowed, where plows have come through you have to climb over intersection snow mountains, most of the buses still weren’t running today and even if they WERE, at most stops I wouldn’t be able to clamber over the snow to get on 020
Ellen Rhudy @ellenrhudy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026hahaha ok buddy. these always bring me a little joy. God forbid a writer also READ!!! 030