Sign in

El Jefe Gone Dark Security

@eljefe.social
2.9K followers 487 following 14K posts

I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, RETIRED Keeper of Secrets in MSR, FORMER Inquisitor of the CTO, LAST Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.

PostsRepliesMedia
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 11h
Hackers bring burner phones Ai hackers bring burner egpus We are not the same. Heading out to @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social
My 5090 egpu packed in my trunk ready to ride
050
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
lovely
020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/09/2026
Damn bots. So annoying.
010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Worth it now I'm craving a filet o fish
030
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder what news is hot today...
lines and lines of news stories about openai effing it up again. this time for australia.
120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 22/09/2026
The threat model that led me to say all Email is malware
0163
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 19/09/2026
Yea I remember the last time it happened.
230
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 17/09/2026
Meh blocked.
100
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 14/09/2026
I can see it now... Het Claude can you make me an Copilot harness with Binny as the ux?
120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 07/09/2026
I could probably make an entire story about how building community trust means enforcing less controls and accepting a certain amount of risk...
Three floor ticket wrist bands for phish show, each one progressively less tighter than the last one
152
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 06/09/2026
We gonna have to up our sticker game for security summer camp coz phish heads got us beat.
040
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 06/09/2026
I've never had a torta that had breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snack all in one bun.
Torta from a taco stand in Peoria CO, had ham eggs cheese, Al pastor, a hotdog, mayo, refried beans avocado, green salsa, fruit with tajin,
Closeup of that torta omg was it delicious
040
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/09/2026
I swear I'm not going cray
000
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/09/2026
Nobody will believe that I saw a flying octopus
120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/09/2026
I'm home
Nothing shaking on shakedown street
010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026
Ugh I'm so stuffed but these bacon & chorizo breakfast tacos were the re que te ricoest.
1170
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026
Real beans Black as my heart, savory and tasty af
Bowl of black beans
130
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026
Round 2
070
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026
A huarache. If you don't know what it is go find a place that makes them.
191
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026
God dammit I have to go to Denver for queso fundido lol
051
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 03/09/2026
A Denver margarita.
Only decadent poops.
010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026
oh, nothing really that important, I guess...
020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026
for those who care, trying to hack a Qwen3 14b model to work with only a 12gb budget on a 5070 was a PITA, but then testing the same model with a 5090 with 32gb room to roam, is like going from a prius to a Ferrari.
Measured before/after on the LLM sidecar
12 GB card	RTX 5090
Available KV cache	0.92 GiB	13.59 GiB (14.8x)
KV cache size	12,016 tok	89,072 tok (7.4x)
--max-model-len	4,096	40,960 (full native)
--max-num-seqs	4	32
Single-stream decode	~35 tok/s	64 tok/s
Aggregate @32 concurrent	capped at 4	1,821 tok/s
Dropped --enforce-eager (CUDA-graph capture cost only 0.12 GiB here vs. the −1.48 GiB hard OOM on the old card) and --kv-cache-dtype fp8 — that was a capacity compromise buying accuracy loss for bytes that are no longer scarce. A 30,022-token prompt, previously rejected outright, now answers in 9.1 s.
260
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026
OK I'm renaming this the Sofa King. Coz I it's so fucking big it barely fits on my desk this thing is huge, it needs it's own desk. (5070 for scale also: for sale one slightly used rtx 5070)
340
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 01/09/2026
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
Rtx5090 gpu.
7170
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 01/09/2026
I'm telling everyone that this is the Blues Brothers reboot.
160
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/08/2026
🎶 Blue his house with a blue little window...🎵
Cobalt blue painted wall. In garage.
240
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/08/2026
people wonder why I trust machines more than I trust humans, it's because unlike humans, machines will gladly fall on their own sword when they fail.
You were right to push. The plan told you what I intended to do; nothing told you what I'd done, and that made everything I reported unverifiable except by trusting me.
000
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/08/2026
Wouldn't be the first time some big city mayor sent a message to local councils that the People's voice matters more.
miggs field with bulldozed X's across the entire runway destroying the regional airport holding up the lakefront expansionnow known as Northerly Park, it's now the biggest and coolest open venue and parkland in Chicago.
020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/08/2026
this could mean anything. Claude tokens... screen time... shits to give...
You've hit your weekly limit · resets 11am (America/Los_Angeles)
240
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/08/2026
Retirement is like imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compi...
140
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 25/08/2026
OK here's what works...
Groo meme
Go to the DOL early in the morning

Ask for a same day appointment

Slip them a c-bill

Slip them a c-bill

Yes it's a joke ya ninny
000
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 22/08/2026
Yes, yes it is.
010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 22/08/2026
100
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 21/08/2026
My best friend all of a sudden I wonder why
140
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 20/08/2026
kind of enjoying the fact that my CTI tool i'm making already flag Flock as a threat actor and I'm not gonna fix that coz it is.
FLock is a threat actor, see? my AI said so.
041
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 19/08/2026
Battlescarred Tiberius joins the chat...
131
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 17/08/2026
I made a steak and egg sandwich again...
El doggito up on my knee begging for a handout the Lil bugger
051
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 16/08/2026
Something magical happens when you grill roast beef add it to a breakfast sandwich with sharp cheddar on an Asiago bagel Only at El Jefe's
"steak egg and cheese on an Asiago bagel and El doggito is growling at me to give him a bite the Lil fugger.
111884
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 12/08/2026
New! Grilled steak & provelone sammich Only at El Jefe's
Chopped Steak and provelone on a French roll - only at El Jefe's
5310
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 09/08/2026
Found my buddy @jaysonstreet.bsky.social sporting his Jimothy costume.
1281
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 09/08/2026
It's gonna happen...
Spirit halloween's new Seattle exclusive Jimothy costume.
120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/08/2026
😏
Mt St Helens in silky lacey smoke, looks so sexy
120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 31/07/2026
130
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 30/07/2026
Nuka Cola Victory tastes like a peach cream soda.
150
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026
some things never change Can tell he's Masterchief Can't tell him much.
010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026
Seeing the halo for the first time again... Still hits like a ton of bricks.
121
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026
Hey @defcon.bsky.social guess what I'm packing?
6231
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/07/2026
I remember her in one and only one way.
020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 23/07/2026
*cough*
010