El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/10/2026Hackers bring burner phones Ai hackers bring burner egpus We are not the same. Heading out to @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social 060
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 22/09/2026The threat model that led me to say all Email is malware 0163
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 14/09/2026I can see it now... Het Claude can you make me an Copilot harness with Binny as the ux? 120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 07/09/2026I could probably make an entire story about how building community trust means enforcing less controls and accepting a certain amount of risk... 152
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 06/09/2026We gonna have to up our sticker game for security summer camp coz phish heads got us beat. 040
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 06/09/2026I've never had a torta that had breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snack all in one bun. 040
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 05/09/2026Nobody will believe that I saw a flying octopus 120
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026Ugh I'm so stuffed but these bacon & chorizo breakfast tacos were the re que te ricoest. 1170
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026Real beans Black as my heart, savory and tasty af 130
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026A huarache. If you don't know what it is go find a place that makes them. 191
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 04/09/2026God dammit I have to go to Denver for queso fundido lol 051
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026oh, nothing really that important, I guess... 020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026for those who care, trying to hack a Qwen3 14b model to work with only a 12gb budget on a 5070 was a PITA, but then testing the same model with a 5090 with 32gb room to roam, is like going from a prius to a Ferrari. 260
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 02/09/2026OK I'm renaming this the Sofa King. Coz I it's so fucking big it barely fits on my desk this thing is huge, it needs it's own desk. (5070 for scale also: for sale one slightly used rtx 5070) 340
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 01/09/2026I'm telling everyone that this is the Blues Brothers reboot. 160
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/08/2026🎶 Blue his house with a blue little window...🎵 240
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/08/2026people wonder why I trust machines more than I trust humans, it's because unlike humans, machines will gladly fall on their own sword when they fail. 000
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/08/2026Wouldn't be the first time some big city mayor sent a message to local councils that the People's voice matters more. 020
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/08/2026this could mean anything. Claude tokens... screen time... shits to give... 240
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/08/2026Retirement is like imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compi... 140
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 21/08/2026My best friend all of a sudden I wonder why 140
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 20/08/2026kind of enjoying the fact that my CTI tool i'm making already flag Flock as a threat actor and I'm not gonna fix that coz it is. 041
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 16/08/2026Something magical happens when you grill roast beef add it to a breakfast sandwich with sharp cheddar on an Asiago bagel Only at El Jefe's 111884
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 12/08/2026New! Grilled steak & provelone sammich Only at El Jefe's 5310
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 09/08/2026Found my buddy @jaysonstreet.bsky.social sporting his Jimothy costume. 1281
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 30/07/2026Nuka Cola Victory tastes like a peach cream soda. 150
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026some things never change Can tell he's Masterchief Can't tell him much. 010
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026 Seeing the halo for the first time again... Still hits like a ton of bricks. 121
El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/07/2026Hey @defcon.bsky.social guess what I'm packing? 6231