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El Jebus

@eljebus.bsky.social
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I'm having a good time. I'm friends with dogs and that's pretty cool. He/him, not a *literal* pig.

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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 23h
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(877) 565-8860
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1(866) 488-7386 or text (Text "START" to 678-678)
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Text THRIVE to (313) 662-8209
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This whole thread. I feel like we all have our own version, but this one captures the essence of each. Well written, Gillian. Thank you, Dolly.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Imagine seeing Jefferies saying no to universal healthcare/m4a and loving Israel and refusing to commit to abolishing ICE and saying some dumb shit like vote blue no matter who.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Until he actually apologizes to the harmed trans woman, he's effectively siding with the right wing machine he doesn't want to associate with. That said, this is still better than publicly siding with the bigots after getting made fun of on the internet.
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Trevor is ainm dom @trevorlfc01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saved this one for such an occasion
A blue and white striped flag with a crying face emoji
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Get fucked you nazi fucks.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump's involvement should have seen the US kicked out of the tournament, not Balogun's red card being suspended. More than a deserved win for Belgium, a deserved loss for the US.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dogs are drugged, how is buttoned up, loud tv/movies are starting. Here's to everyone who hates this fucking bullshit.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is the death of A24, imo.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The same thing that @kenwhite.bsky.social was suspended for? Applies to the supreme court.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I hope what Elon has done to the world happens to him.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thinkin a lot about that Steve Earle album from right around our invasion of Iraq. Somethin about when the revolution starts. Kinda feels like something big is about to happen to some of the terrible people making this world worse. There's only so much the people can take before they snap.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Good.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Folks, I hope it happens soon.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
World cup, world cup of darts, NBA finals, le mans, fuckin what a time to be alive.
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can anyone please help? I am so sorry 😢 🙏
I don’t feel ok
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I feel like everyone else is watching basketball while I'm enjoying Forza.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Orange cat slapping orange cat in shelf above her.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/05/2026
I can do serious, I can do funny, I can do sci-fi and fantasy and romance and whatever. I just need money to live
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 20/05/2026
Send Spencer Pratt packing. Vote for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social for Mayor of Los Angeles.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hanging out with my father-in-law so his wife can take a week off of 24/7 caregiving. Alzheimer's is fucking terrible, but there is a silver lining: ok, I can't actually think of a silver lining. This shit is terrible. Hug your loved ones while they remember you.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Please think about blocking, or at least unfollowing, @cwebbonline.com until he addresses and remedies this.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”
John Brown, no beard, arms crossed, looking intense as hell like usual
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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Find us on facebook or instagram…” is one way to make sure I will never see anything your business offers. I’m aging and white, but I’m not “shops your menu on facebook” aging and white.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is it against the rules to hope specific people die? Can I say I hope person X dies? I'm not hoping someone kills them, just, like, maybe they choke on a cheeseburger, or die shitting themselves before they reach the toilet.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I look forward to him burning in hell.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Workshopping a "those who can't, teach" joke but I think maybe this just isn't the time.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is a really good read. Parker kicks ass and Geoff also kicks ass.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Incredible how folks forget the recent past. The DEA stonewalled Biden and will likely try to stonewall Trump because weed is such a useful tool for them.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Really fuckin tired of the "this is why Kamala lost" discourse. She lost for a number of reasons, some good, some bad. Dems should be telling us what they will do, now. Stop telling us you agree that Trump is bad and tell us what you plan to do to fix all of *this*.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What is Eve6 up to these days? I hope they're doing well.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Doesn't even respond to Chad. Coward ass bullshit from Sam once again.
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If Trump chokes to death on a big mac, do you think McDonalds stock goes up or down? Does anyone notice or are we all too busy celebrating in the streets?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
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terry @terenceonline.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger. www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Clem doesn't like the paparazzi.
Orange cat with medium fur and a lil bit of tongue sticking out of her closed mouth is disheveled after waking up and a photo with flash taken of her face. Her name is Clementine because she's a lil orange.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/02/2026
someone outside the botnet has caused the account @memeaggregator.bsky.social to block me but i encourage everyone to still search for the account and report one of its many, many spam replies for spamming behavior. this is the best way we can get rid of the botting problem on bluesky!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/02/2026
hey everyone! let's pitch in and do our part to clean up bluesky. let the mods know to ban those spam bots! 🤖🧹
Why should this post be reviewed?

Misleading: Spam or other inauthentic behavior or deception

Select a reason -> Spam

Select moderation service -> Bluesky Moderation Servicethis fake bot account automatically posting the same image dozens of times with no actual human behind the account
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 13/02/2026
Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/02/2026
"Donald Trump is a pedophile!" Protesters in LA would not let FOX-11 news record even a single soundbite at the anti-ICE protests
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Looking forward to someone asking Bari Weiss how her visit to Epstein Island was. I hope it is recorded but I know we'll all sort just feel it when it happens.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 31/01/2026
“For those of you already in ICE and CBP, take your retirement while you still can. Get out before the funding cuts, before the lawsuits, the criminal trials. Do not volunteer..." “Think about your future. Think about your family’s future. Forever is a long time. The people will not forget.”
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Antifa used to unmask neo-Nazis, now it’s exposing ICE: ‘Predators don’t get anonymity’
Following in a long American tradition of identifying fascists, a network of leftists has set out to name and shame Trump’s immigration agents
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
just choked on my beverage
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@ Threads
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied.
Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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El Jebus @eljebus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I just want it to happen. I want it sooner than later. I hope it happens soon. Maybe on Whiskey Friday? That'd be a great day for it.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you work for DHS and hate your boss / leadership, you have the chance to do the funniest thing. Be a legend
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