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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 8h

You know what drives my rage? Jane Doe is the one we hear about. There are so many more.

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 12h

Who paw patrols the paw patrol?

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 10h

I was already rage incarnate over Cornell, and then this plastic bag of hot slop opens his flaps and now I’m about to destroy the space-time continuum with absolute wrath that pulls from the might of my ancestors before me. Our only hope is that this anger turns me into a powerful witch.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only two ways to respond to any and all Bluesky posts: - ok - nobody cares That includes this post! And it applies to all other social media platforms, as well!

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Lord, I’ve been good. I don’t ask for much, and I try to life a life of generosity and love. But I do ask you for one favor. One little thing to ease my mind and, more importantly, the suffering of millions. It’s the sort of thing you did in Bible times. Lord, you’ve got to kill him.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I listen to detective novels as an escape. Scottish ones, or maybe Michael Connelly. I’m listening to March Violets by Philip Kerr right now. It’s a good noir detective story set in 1936 Berlin. Written in 1989. It is not hyperbole to say Germany then sounds like the US today.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mitch McConnell needs to lay off the Botox and fillers. He can barely move his face anymore!!! How is that even attractive?!?! And why did he skip the lip fillers?!?!? I want him to stand up so I can see that BBL. Show off, queen!!!

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m a big fan of the papal wtf facial expression.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I need someone to tell me it’s going to be okay.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

💫 love to have my emails ignored because I am not a dude ✨ ⚡️love when male colleague sends the same email and gets a response 💥 🔪 love to add to my overall rage ⛓️‍💥 🫦 maybe I should just smile more or be a hottie 🖕

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Prediction: in a flurry of AI slop posts on 9/11/26, Trump will post an image of him as a first responder racing to the WTC scene. He’ll be driving a fire truck, wearing all the gear and looking ripped. Will Jesus be riding atop the truck? Perhaps. #NeverForget

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Go ahead and eat that sloppy seconds beef. Nothing matters anymore. Nothing is real. Eat the tainted beef. Eat the squirt salad. Sip some toilet water. Who cares.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Overlooked once again. The whole thing is biased against those of us who haven’t released a novel in, like, 10 years or so. Do better, Kirkus.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just saw Mitch McConnell playing in a Goo Goo Dolls cover band at a brunch place in Pismo Beach. That guy wears a LOT of turquoise jewelry.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Mitch McConnell just sideswiped my car with his big jazzy RV. He’s out of control. Blaring Juice Newton, no shirt on, smoking a Virginia Slims 120. He must be stopped.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I would like for it to be California state law that all agricultural fields and groves and orchards must be well-marked with a sign indicating the crop growing there. Put that into motion before cruising out the door, would ya @governor.ca.gov ?

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Zaron3 @zaron3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Had the pleasure to be on Behind the Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social and @whysophiewhy.bsky.social; we chopped it up abt Palantir CEO Alex Karp and how he started out as a young Marxist but became an anti-woke crusader and warden of the panopticon Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Image of a Behind the Bastards title card that reads: Behind the Bastards Part One: Alex Karp

image of hosts Robert and Sophie, and me, their guest, on the Netflix edition of Behind the Bastards

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I am DYING that Horn’s spokesperson is Seneca Scott. Tells you all you need to know and confirms all shadiness. Hilarious.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I just saw Mitch McConnell steal an Amazon package off my front porch.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In the very long list of things this guy doesn’t know anything about: people grow backyard tomatoes because they’re better than the store! You can grow so many varieties yourself that do not work with modern mass production and distribution. We grow ones I’ve never even seen at a farmer’s market.

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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

20 years teaching the Odyssey to college freshmen who didn't do the reading have emotionally prepared me for Twitter this week.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell has been sexting my neighbor this whole time.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mitch McConnell has been sexting my neighbor this whole time.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

In the long list of things about Alexi Lalas that piss me off, one is his local news sportscaster voice when recapping matches. Like he’s auditioning for a medium market 11 o’clock broadcast.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Are my family and friends getting tired of me using this as a dismissive response in most of my texts? Likely. Will I stop? NON!

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Yet another waterway that ships can't go through thanks to Trump, smdh

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Bosnian coach and his Jax Teller-ass shoes. Respect.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I cannot explain how deeply this string of posts resonates with me.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I thought celebrities being hospitalized for exhaustion was code for “went too hard on the drugs & drink.” But here I am, 100% sober, fully understanding how one could be hospitalized for exhaustion. Lack of sleep, stress, dehydration, generalized malaise, [gestures] the world. Check me in, plz.

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Lindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY is out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I can't decide which Scottish World Cup chant I'm more proud of: "The Tartan Army's on a bender, Donald Trump's a sex offender!" or "He's orange, he's bald, he likes 'em 12 years auld, Donald Trump!" Outstanding work, lads.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I have always hated Lalas, dating back to when his Spin Doctor lookin’ ass was acting like God’s gift on the pitch. Watching Zlatan and Henry crap on him has been sparking my fucking joy.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

There has never been a more spot on depiction of Mom Rock.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Eric Stoltz has become Joe Biden. The physical transformation is complete.

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Garden center and taco stand. This is how we party on the weekends in California

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

HEY JD VANCE EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CABBAGE PATCH KID ASS NAZI BITCH

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Did the astronauts get the same Space Flu that felled Hen on 911? Can their terminal condition also be cured through diet and exercise (and the love of one’s work family)?

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The apartment in The Bob Newhart Show defies all logic and the laws of physics. It cannot exist in the layout implied. Now if you’ll direct your attention to this rough sketch I’ve made on a yellow legal pad…

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Dr. Manhattan @donpbenz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“Now, that’s not true is it Mr. President?” said no reporter ever.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

They kill fishermen, schoolgirls, community monitors, immigrants, cancer patients. They kill you because you are brown or Black or trans or poor or a woman. They kill you violently and quickly. They kill you slowly. I can’t focus on the price of gas right now, but that’s a way of killing, too.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Max Crosby looks very -a in the locker room, hard r at home.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/02/2026

you know what's fun is to put ", big homie" at the end of famous quotes or whatever. the center cannot hold, big homie

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Is today the day? I ask this every morning.

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