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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s feeling very May ‘68 out there and I hope it spreads.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You have no idea how hard I’ve been trying to get my hands on some of this.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You know what drives my rage? Jane Doe is the one we hear about. There are so many more.

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 02/10/2026

Who paw patrols the paw patrol?

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was already rage incarnate over Cornell, and then this plastic bag of hot slop opens his flaps and now I’m about to destroy the space-time continuum with absolute wrath that pulls from the might of my ancestors before me. Our only hope is that this anger turns me into a powerful witch.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only two ways to respond to any and all Bluesky posts: - ok - nobody cares That includes this post! And it applies to all other social media platforms, as well!

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So good. I felt like she was really there.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Lord, I’ve been good. I don’t ask for much, and I try to life a life of generosity and love. But I do ask you for one favor. One little thing to ease my mind and, more importantly, the suffering of millions. It’s the sort of thing you did in Bible times. Lord, you’ve got to kill him.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I mean, I’ve known the parallels. It’s just different having them play out in what should be an escapist story. I don’t know how the novel ends, but I know how the story ends. Or, I guess, doesn’t.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I’d have read this, say, 15 years ago, it would be cheeky noir historical fiction. Reading it today, it makes my chest tighten. It’s not an escape. Some say we are overreacting when we call them Nazis. Nope.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MAGA=Nazis. Full stop. Ethnic groups slowly villainized and marginalized. Lackeys jostling for favor and clout. Utter corruption and grift from the top down. An unchecked paramilitary force. Media and entertainment choked off. Cutting down trees to construct wide boulevards and marble arches.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I listen to detective novels as an escape. Scottish ones, or maybe Michael Connelly. I’m listening to March Violets by Philip Kerr right now. It’s a good noir detective story set in 1936 Berlin. Written in 1989. It is not hyperbole to say Germany then sounds like the US today.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mitch McConnell needs to lay off the Botox and fillers. He can barely move his face anymore!!! How is that even attractive?!?! And why did he skip the lip fillers?!?!? I want him to stand up so I can see that BBL. Show off, queen!!!

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m a big fan of the papal wtf facial expression.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I need someone to tell me it’s going to be okay.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bummed I missed the mark on this one.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

💫 love to have my emails ignored because I am not a dude ✨ ⚡️love when male colleague sends the same email and gets a response 💥 🔪 love to add to my overall rage ⛓️‍💥 🫦 maybe I should just smile more or be a hottie 🖕

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Prediction: in a flurry of AI slop posts on 9/11/26, Trump will post an image of him as a first responder racing to the WTC scene. He’ll be driving a fire truck, wearing all the gear and looking ripped. Will Jesus be riding atop the truck? Perhaps. #NeverForget

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Go ahead and eat that sloppy seconds beef. Nothing matters anymore. Nothing is real. Eat the tainted beef. Eat the squirt salad. Sip some toilet water. Who cares.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Overlooked once again. The whole thing is biased against those of us who haven’t released a novel in, like, 10 years or so. Do better, Kirkus.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just saw Mitch McConnell playing in a Goo Goo Dolls cover band at a brunch place in Pismo Beach. That guy wears a LOT of turquoise jewelry.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Mitch McConnell just sideswiped my car with his big jazzy RV. He’s out of control. Blaring Juice Newton, no shirt on, smoking a Virginia Slims 120. He must be stopped.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I would like for it to be California state law that all agricultural fields and groves and orchards must be well-marked with a sign indicating the crop growing there. Put that into motion before cruising out the door, would ya @governor.ca.gov ?

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Zaron3 @zaron3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Had the pleasure to be on Behind the Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social and @whysophiewhy.bsky.social; we chopped it up abt Palantir CEO Alex Karp and how he started out as a young Marxist but became an anti-woke crusader and warden of the panopticon Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

Image of a Behind the Bastards title card that reads: Behind the Bastards Part One: Alex Karp

image of hosts Robert and Sophie, and me, their guest, on the Netflix edition of Behind the Bastards

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Was just saying that! Why am I not surprised. Clown show.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I am DYING that Horn’s spokesperson is Seneca Scott. Tells you all you need to know and confirms all shadiness. Hilarious.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I just saw Mitch McConnell steal an Amazon package off my front porch.

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elizabeth dutton @elizabethdutton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

He is unloved and incapable of finding love and joy in everyday things. That’s the sweetest part of being human. All the little pieces of happiness and connection and love we encounter every day in the simplest things. He’s an empty shell, and seemingly by choice. So in summation, fuck that guy.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In the very long list of things this guy doesn’t know anything about: people grow backyard tomatoes because they’re better than the store! You can grow so many varieties yourself that do not work with modern mass production and distribution. We grow ones I’ve never even seen at a farmer’s market.

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