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@eliminationdance.bsky.social
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use your words the name comes from this: youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdA… avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead. banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if we meet I’m bringing my entire collection of hoodies so you can pick which one to steal
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
feeling tolerated is a very far cry from feeling loved
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How unpopular does one need to be before one is no longer referred to as a “populist”?
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Carney doing his news conference dressed for a funeral
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There are three main reasons I’d like to be able to safely cross the US border right now: 1) to visit a woman I am rather fond of 2) see some music at some venues I’ve always wanted to experience 3) to piss on the grave of Henry Kissinger
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Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's that time of the year again when we have to apologize to our board for paying our employees a living wage.
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 07/08/2026
the world is in such a dark place the only thing to do is be a light
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I apologize for any inconvenience but I will need to know everything about your existence.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I get why dying Empires write and wrote stories where the villain is brought down by their fatal flaw. Their inevitable ruin is right there as the key to their personality, the dramatic irony For example, imagine a narcissist losing a battle to a reflecting pool
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
trading nudes, but we’re in our 90s
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 11/07/2026
turn all the data centers into a wildlife refuge
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*hits blunt* Emily: “ow! what the fuck?!”
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yesterday I was asked for change on the street. I didn’t have any and told him so. He then said “could you go into that store and buy me something?” “Like, food?” I said. “A Colt 45 King Can…if that’s not against your religion,” (he was being sincere). 🧵
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Women when they see a woman who has lost weight: “Oh my god! You look so good! How did you do that?! So amazing!” Men when they see a man who has lost weight: “What, you get a tapeworm or something?”
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This feels important www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Thousands are now Canadians under new citizenship law. Half of them are Americans | CBC News
Thousands of people around the world have received Canadian citizenship certificates as a result of a change late last year to federal law. Half of them Americans.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.
youtu.be
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Been a minute since I’ve been punched in the face in a bar fight.
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Well, do you want to explode?” is a hell of a thing to ask someone when you know the answer is “fuck yes.”
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Whatever’s trickling down in this economy it sure as hell ain’t money.
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🎹 sharon su @doodlyroses.com · 08/05/2026
Yeah because once you’ve practiced your little heart out and shown up to a gig with two people total in the audience, nothing can possibly hurt you
Headline that says “Study Reveals Musicians Don’t Experience Pain Like the Rest of Us”
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
People who sit at the bar watching videos on their phone with the volume up are the same people who lean their chairs back in economy class.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
your neck brings out the vampire in me
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Inconvenient fact: Karl Marx was also an economist.
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sanctorium.bsky.social @sanctorium.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's hard to tell the difference between sea and sky, between voyager and sea. Between reality and the workings of the heart. Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The federal government has ended funding for missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls. See how Indigenous leaders are standing up for the cause, tonight on APTN National News. Watch live: www.youtube.com/@aptnnews
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hey baby are you a space capsule cuz we need to adjust that attitude.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I was not prepared to wake up to crying astronauts.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My new metric for success is watching the ever declining search results for my linked in page.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
hip bones. that is all.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 25/03/2026
Homophobia and Transphobia is so crazy to me because its all based in people’s inability to mind their business
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
fuck nudes. how may pillows do you have on your bed?
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Fuck nudes, tell me why you refer to your ex as “fuckface”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Wuthering Shitposts
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Rosetta Stone, but for her love language.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There was a mass shooting in a small, remote Canadian town a few days ago. Political adversaries set aside their differences to go to the community and physically join hands in support of the grieving town. This is what I expect of leadership.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
be like brown hoodie kid and punch a nazi today.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
*kisses the chip on your shoulder
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Empires fall. Villages endure.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Alright, I’ll play. One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school. youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...
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SCTV - Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields
YouTube video by SCTV
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The ladies are always impressed when I tell them I’m in an all-men’s book club. I mean, it’s colouring books, but still.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Remember also—I say this as a retired journalism professor—that corporate media earns revenue by making you think something significant has happened so that you will pay attention to corporate news. If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Where the Death Squad Lives. Bruce Cockburn (1988) (audio only) youtu.be/xTiwYCT7tsM?...
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Bruce Cockburn - Where The Death Squad Lives
YouTube video by Best Playlists Ever
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Davos shows that the man who believes he’s playing 4D chess is actually playing strip poker. In a corner. By himself.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
[to the tune of "Girls on Film"] 🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I have it on the highest authority that the best part about being a woman is *checks notes*: “The prerogative to have a little fun.” Thank you.
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Practice Radical Decency
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Entering my Hemingway era. #Cuba #Havana #BeardsAndLiterature
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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It’s the Great Proust, Charlie Brown
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