elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if we meet I’m bringing my entire collection of hoodies so you can pick which one to steal 010
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026feeling tolerated is a very far cry from feeling loved 011
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How unpopular does one need to be before one is no longer referred to as a “populist”? 030
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Carney doing his news conference dressed for a funeral 010
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There are three main reasons I’d like to be able to safely cross the US border right now: 1) to visit a woman I am rather fond of 2) see some music at some venues I’ve always wanted to experience 3) to piss on the grave of Henry Kissinger 040
Reposted by elimination danceShit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it's that time of the year again when we have to apologize to our board for paying our employees a living wage. 1103
Reposted by elimination dancemike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 07/08/2026the world is in such a dark place the only thing to do is be a light 3316
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I apologize for any inconvenience but I will need to know everything about your existence. 010
Reposted by elimination danceBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I get why dying Empires write and wrote stories where the villain is brought down by their fatal flaw. Their inevitable ruin is right there as the key to their personality, the dramatic irony For example, imagine a narcissist losing a battle to a reflecting pool 08216
Reposted by elimination dancemike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 11/07/2026turn all the data centers into a wildlife refuge 05722
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026*hits blunt* Emily: “ow! what the fuck?!” 110
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Yesterday I was asked for change on the street. I didn’t have any and told him so. He then said “could you go into that store and buy me something?” “Like, food?” I said. “A Colt 45 King Can…if that’s not against your religion,” (he was being sincere). 🧵 150
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Women when they see a woman who has lost weight: “Oh my god! You look so good! How did you do that?! So amazing!” Men when they see a man who has lost weight: “What, you get a tapeworm or something?” 282
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This feels important www.cbc.ca/news/politic...cbc.caThousands are now Canadians under new citizenship law. Half of them are Americans | CBC NewsThousands of people around the world have received Canadian citizenship certificates as a result of a change late last year to federal law. Half of them Americans. 000
Reposted by elimination danceEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 16083991814
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Been a minute since I’ve been punched in the face in a bar fight. 010
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“Well, do you want to explode?” is a hell of a thing to ask someone when you know the answer is “fuck yes.” 010
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Whatever’s trickling down in this economy it sure as hell ain’t money. 021
Reposted by elimination dance🎹 sharon su @doodlyroses.com · 08/05/2026Yeah because once you’ve practiced your little heart out and shown up to a gig with two people total in the audience, nothing can possibly hurt you 1863754371
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 01/05/2026People who sit at the bar watching videos on their phone with the volume up are the same people who lean their chairs back in economy class. 020
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/04/2026your neck brings out the vampire in me 010
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Inconvenient fact: Karl Marx was also an economist. 010
Reposted by elimination dancesanctorium.bsky.social @sanctorium.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's hard to tell the difference between sea and sky, between voyager and sea. Between reality and the workings of the heart. Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore 06017
Reposted by elimination danceAPTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The federal government has ended funding for missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls. See how Indigenous leaders are standing up for the cause, tonight on APTN National News. Watch live: www.youtube.com/@aptnnews 20496355
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Hey baby are you a space capsule cuz we need to adjust that attitude. 020
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I was not prepared to wake up to crying astronauts. 040
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My new metric for success is watching the ever declining search results for my linked in page. 020
Reposted by elimination danceɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 25/03/2026Homophobia and Transphobia is so crazy to me because its all based in people’s inability to mind their business 8891264
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/03/2026fuck nudes. how may pillows do you have on your bed? 040
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Fuck nudes, tell me why you refer to your ex as “fuckface” 150
Reposted by elimination danceAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free 195169093316
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Rosetta Stone, but for her love language. 0158
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026There was a mass shooting in a small, remote Canadian town a few days ago. Political adversaries set aside their differences to go to the community and physically join hands in support of the grieving town. This is what I expect of leadership. 040
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026be like brown hoodie kid and punch a nazi today. 030
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Alright, I’ll play. One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school. youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...youtu.beSCTV - Farm Film Report: Brooke ShieldsYouTube video by SCTV 020
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The ladies are always impressed when I tell them I’m in an all-men’s book club. I mean, it’s colouring books, but still. 160
Reposted by elimination danceSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Remember also—I say this as a retired journalism professor—that corporate media earns revenue by making you think something significant has happened so that you will pay attention to corporate news. If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed. 420641
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Where the Death Squad Lives. Bruce Cockburn (1988) (audio only) youtu.be/xTiwYCT7tsM?...youtu.beBruce Cockburn - Where The Death Squad LivesYouTube video by Best Playlists Ever 000
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Davos shows that the man who believes he’s playing 4D chess is actually playing strip poker. In a corner. By himself. 030
Reposted by elimination danceOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026[to the tune of "Girls on Film"] 🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵 525461
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I have it on the highest authority that the best part about being a woman is *checks notes*: “The prerogative to have a little fun.” Thank you. 030
elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Entering my Hemingway era. #Cuba #Havana #BeardsAndLiterature 220