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There are three main reasons I’d like to be able to safely cross the US border right now: 1) to visit a woman I am rather fond of 2) see some music at some venues I’ve always wanted to experience 3) to piss on the grave of Henry Kissinger

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Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

it's that time of the year again when we have to apologize to our board for paying our employees a living wage.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Michelle Obama obvs wouldn’t “do this” herself, but if someone else did it *about her* a lot more people would watch.

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 07/08/2026

the world is in such a dark place the only thing to do is be a light

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I apologize for any inconvenience but I will need to know everything about your existence.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

and autumn. and winter. and spring. all the best times.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Shania is all set and has things to say. Really hope folks are listening.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I get why dying Empires write and wrote stories where the villain is brought down by their fatal flaw. Their inevitable ruin is right there as the key to their personality, the dramatic irony For example, imagine a narcissist losing a battle to a reflecting pool

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 11/07/2026

turn all the data centers into a wildlife refuge

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I’m just saying Switzerland also has a great personality and we shouldn’t forget that.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I mean, credit where credit’s due, mike.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

anyone who says government ought to run like a business understands neither government, nor business.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I know I’m probably not the first with this joke but also easily amused, so….

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

*hits blunt* Emily: “ow! what the fuck?!”

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The long room currently has very few books in it as they’ve been removed for restoration work. Still a great spot to visit, just not much of a library at the moment.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Alcohol withdrawal can be fatal. $5 gave this man the medicine he knew he needed to survive. Addiction is a hell of a thing. No regrets. Will do again.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I looked at him a bit harder “Medicine?” I asked. He got a bit quieter and said “yeah, medicine. I can’t go into that store a but I need a Colt 45 King Can.” He was very specific. He knew what he needed because he knew what would happen if he didn’t get it.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Yesterday I was asked for change on the street. I didn’t have any and told him so. He then said “could you go into that store and buy me something?” “Like, food?” I said. “A Colt 45 King Can…if that’s not against your religion,” (he was being sincere). 🧵

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Permissions must have changed on the video, but yes to Ondaatje.

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Is it appropriation if I apply this to myself, cuz….

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elimination dance @eliminationdance.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Women when they see a woman who has lost weight: “Oh my god! You look so good! How did you do that?! So amazing!” Men when they see a man who has lost weight: “What, you get a tapeworm or something?”

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