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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
FUCK CoreCivic. Erase them.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤩
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I miss JOFA
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Color me shocked
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️‍🔥
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STAMMER TIME!! 🔨 We have a 1-1 game in Smashville!
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Killing it
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Greaaaaaaat
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cruel and unusual punishment is illegal if that still means anything.
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, that kind of Christianity
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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nicole has a collaborative spirit @startleseasily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This afternoon, I watched a crossing guard screaming at a Waymo to SLOW DOWN as it flew by her, seemingly oblivious to the school zone cones out despite its 27,000 surveillance cameras. Waymo sucks, man.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of Nashville's street lights just turned off. highways too.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey more slop. Great. Thanks. 👎
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How about this effort from Cole O'Hara! 😮
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a reminder that Ed Henry was fired from Fox News in 2020 for sexual harassing Jennifer Eckhart and other staffers. She died by suicide this week tragically.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bill Watterson
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can I go to hell too please?
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bart Simpson: It Blows Big Time
ALT: Bart Simpson: It Blows Big Time
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cool fact my family is getting kicked off and we use it all the fucking time
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's cool Newark isn't a very important airport is it
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
Everyday. Everyday one of these planes turns around, and we rarely ever figure out why. ICE doesn’t think it owes taxpayers or even the people onboard an explanation.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASTY
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Charles M. Schulz
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get his ass MDG
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Appealing to the dumbest Americans won't make them love you
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Rob Bon Vivant🌊 @77sunnyandclear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You cannot make this stuff up. The GOP’s Dallas midterm convention put Ross Ulbricht—the Silk Road founder convicted on 7 federal counts, including narcotics trafficking and money laundering—on stage. Trump pardoned him in 2025. TWO LIFE SENTENCES. And THIS is who they’re putting on a pedestal?
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Nashville Severe Weather @nashseverewx.com · 11/09/2026
Per NWS Nashville, this has been the 2nd warmest start to September on record. In addition, Nashville has only seen 0.08" of rain in the last 3 weeks. A less than ideal combo.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Q: On the checks, we have $40t in debt. If your economic policies are working, why do you need an incentive for people to turn out to vote? T: I'm doing it as a reward for having to put up w/Biden Q: You also offered tariff refunds-- TRUMP: Not you Q: And that didn't happen T: You're the worst
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Sean Parker @seanforfive.com · 09/09/2026
The street network appears to be almost entirely eliminated. The campus is now surrounded by security wall/fencing on all sides. Is this an office headquarters or a giant AI datacenter?
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NBC: Fake News
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arthur and Porygon at the library 
The text : 
"The only data centers that should be funded are public libraries!"
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Far-right influencer" and "sex offender" are interchangeable terms now.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👎
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think you should read this: www.dougstone.com/bio
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DOUG STONE | Bio
Doug Stone, a contemporary country star, found his mark in music as a lonesome baritone balladeer.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This sounded especially bizarre to me. So I looked it up. Duffy seems to have confused the EPA ending a credit for “engines that automatically turn off when vehicles come to a complete stop and restart when drivers take their feet off the brake pedal” with the START buttons that are now universal.
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elimfcash @elimfcash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PCA has 3 homers SO FAR today. Sweet Jesus.
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