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Eli

@eliastheguyas.bsky.social
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Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise. He/him

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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13m
Roughly this tight
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Ron Swanson Screaming in Parks And Rec
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 10h
Ended up coming down to less than a point :') Juwan did almost enough for me to sneak by.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13h
If you think we don't need to look at how justice is used as an abusive dynamic that denies freedom and causes long lasting nobody in the bukkake being able to cum, you are the proverbial Albanian idiot 🌽
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13h
I WAS JOKING AH FUCK
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13h
He's on pace for 30 carries, 650 yards, and 10 tds. If that happens I will accept the loss as an act of god.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13h
Hey I'm undefeated so far! If Juwan Johnson has a decent game all may not be lost. But at least the pats got their win!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13h
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Pointing Man Says 'That Is Correct'
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13h
well there goes the 15 point lead i had in fantasy 🙃
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 18h
I've still got some pepperoni in my stepperoni
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 18h
I generally only have this issue with rep ranges above 5, and when I haven't fully recovered. My trainer really seems to enjoy the 6-8 rep range and I was (am) still sore as balls from Saturday's half hyrox simulation 🥲
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 19h
aw shit fucked up my back doing sumo deadlifts
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 23h
Leg day so intense my legs are shaking just standing still 🥲
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- Bassist had good harmonies but tried to do a little too much in my opinion, but was still very good - Drummer has the Sib Hashian look down pat and was very solid - Singer was very capable and hit most of the high notes (that A5 on Smokin' seemed just out of range) and a great frontman 9/10
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Show was awesome! Review of the band: - Could have done without the Third Stage segment of the show but it would have been really short - Rock and Roll Band is not the song I would have opened with but they saved the best songs for last - Keyboard player was noteworthy - Guitarists were entertaining
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why thank you! And yes, I was referring to the artist lol. Their debut album is an all-timer IMO.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm pretty sure that's don cheadle
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dee Reynolds: What's Up, Assdicks?
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I do that, I hope they don't carry me away for the last time!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing a Boston cover band tomorrow, and I'm honestly pretty stoked. If they're good, it'll be an awesome time.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good: salt. Bad: floppy, crust is not puffy, cheese is rubbery, tomato is barely perceptible, crust has NO strength and rips apart like it has no gluten. 2.5 stars.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll be honest, it doesn't move me.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! My legs are like jello and my hands are shaking but I made it through solo cause my partner had to cancel, so I'm feeling pretty proud!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After this workout, I'm gonna treat myself and order pizza made by someone else for a change
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously.
The term Millenial refers to a person who is over 1,000 years old.
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Dr. Justin Quinn @justinquinnn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For me, a podcast ends when I hear a Kalshi ad. Just putting that out there.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just ran a half hyrox simulation and accidentally ran an extra kilometer 🫠 1h11m leaves room for improvement but I'm glad I finished even with my extra credit
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
White X-Men Can't Jump
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Although I was also partly making a smashing pumpkins reference that works better with "that"
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was actually bothering me when I reposted it lol
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Dio Unleashes 'The World!'
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Daniel Craig: I Suspect Foul Play
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So who did they pick for marry and kill??
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey check out this weird looking sushi I had at a revolving sushi restaurant today
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was! I demolished it.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I LOVE ERNESTO'S!! The North End has the style of American pizza that I chase.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Fibonacci Spiral Pepperoni Pizza
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I already posted today's pizza!! What do you want me to do, have two pizzas? Actually... that's not such a bad idea...
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I put very little effort into this bowl of beef noodles and it hits the spot. Perfect late dinner!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, I'm so happy to have this pizza again
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just gotta avoid tying my self worth to it 🙂 Body dysmorphia sucks!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, really just one bicep vein on one arm that's been there for a minute. But I'm down 15 pounds this year and can see more muscle separation in my shoulders and back than I ever have before!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feels like I've really leaned out this past year
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Wirin @wiermayne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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John Wick: Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are so back
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck JR Smith
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A return to form.
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not today!
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Though, when I make NY style, I do add some garlic powder and salt.
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