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Eli

@eliastheguyas.bsky.social

517 followers 422 following 4.2K posts

Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise. He/him

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Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is what happens when the pizza doesn't fight me. So much nicer.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This fucking pizza fought me and I still came out on top

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've still got some pepperoni in my stepperoni

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'll be honest, it doesn't move me.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After this workout, I'm gonna treat myself and order pizza made by someone else for a change

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hell yeah

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey check out this weird looking sushi I had at a revolving sushi restaurant today

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I put very little effort into this bowl of beef noodles and it hits the spot. Perfect late dinner!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh man, I'm so happy to have this pizza again

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We are so back

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A return to form.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hell yeah

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Think I'm gonna hop off the Neapolitan wagon after this week and get back to my old reliable.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Love when the back of the pizza sticks to the peel and ruins the launch 😭

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Some say I'm the Paul Pierce of Pizza.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are these seats good?

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't think these guys can even hold a baseball bat, this is gonna be one sided as hell

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Forgot to take a picture until I was walking away from the cutting board 😬

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bam

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Much better launch than yesterday. I think wooden peel is definitely the way to go for launch.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🥲

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Delicious

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Truly the nail in the coffin for Pizza Theory, at least for me. Still chasing this! Maybe an aperol spritz next time...

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A significant bounce back from yesterday's pizza

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I fucked up the launch. Today's pizza is brought to you by the letter D.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

And here's today's

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Aw fuck I never shared yesterday's pizza

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's no 红烧肉 but it sure is good

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And dinner 🤯

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Please enjoy these pictures of me folding dumplings

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My inlaws always make me feel welcome!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

No pizza tmw so enjoy this delight today

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I got a feeling that this bite's gonna be a good bite

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Name an incredible debut album. I'll start!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My basil is getting old but it still makes a difference!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Wife showed me blade runner today. I have thoughts.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Pre pretty reckless pizza!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

No this actually slaps so hard

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You can tell it's not an authentic Neapolitan pizza because it's lacking the characteristic strawberry - vanilla - chocolate flavors.

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ah shit I forgot about the basil

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My hangover cure:

000

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Today was a notable step up from before I think

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Mood

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What good timing!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A pic my friend took from yesterday's show!

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Late pizza pic bc I had a gig 🤘

Eli @eliastheguyas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today's pizza looks interesting!