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Oleg Boltman

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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JR is feeling himself tonight (WCW Halloween Havoc, 10/27/1991)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[Paul Heyman WMX7 Voice] Yo, big ups to my boy Padraig for putting the first 3/4 of this video together, and sorry for "finishing" it.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
platonic ideal of this kind of a right cross (Houston Wrestling, 7/29/1983)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it be like that sometimes
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Western Michigan is an incredible football team
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
big takeaway from Michigan/Oklahoma so far is that WMU should be ranked #11 instead
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we're number one!
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Memphis/UNLV is so fucking good. this is the exact kind of game you want to be watching in bed this time of day.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
botched snap on a punt going clean overhead for a safety. the sport is back.
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
2002 ~ THE YEAR IN LISTS Hello. Welcome back to, probably, the thing that this site is best known for. I certainly didn't come up with the idea of a blog post or piece of work in general summing up the year, even if the originators tended to focus on a more current target. I cannot truly claim…
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2002 ~ THE YEAR IN LISTS
Hello. Welcome back to, probably, the thing that this site is best known for. I certainly didn't come up with the idea of a blog post or piece of work in general summing up the year, even if the originators tended to focus on a more current target. I cannot truly claim copyright on this. However, I believe that nobody does this specific thing on a more in depth basis than I do or offers up as much (in wrestling coverage or personally, although being twelve in 2002, this is less the year for that) in a year end article as I do.
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goldberg vs. La Parka, WCW Monday Nitro (6/1/1998) Commissions continue again, this one coming from regular Ko-fi contributor lucharaisedme. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the…
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Goldberg vs. La Parka, WCW Monday Nitro (6/1/1998)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from regular Ko-fi contributor lucharaisedme. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
John Cena vs. GUNTHER, WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event (12/13/2025) Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Harry. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the…
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John Cena vs. GUNTHER, WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event (12/13/2025)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Harry. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Randy Savage vs. Diamond Dallas Page, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/26/1997) Commissions continue again, this one coming from regular Ko-fi contributor MainsTheMad. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is…
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Randy Savage vs. Diamond Dallas Page, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/26/1997)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from regular Ko-fi contributor MainsTheMad. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
El Hijo del Santo vs. El Dandy, CMLL Super Viernes (12/6/1996) Commissions continue again, this one coming from friend of the program and regular Ko-fi contributor @beenthrifty. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches,…
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El Hijo del Santo vs. El Dandy, CMLL Super Viernes (12/6/1996)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from friend of the program and regular Ko-fi contributor @beenthrifty. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Emilio Charles Jr. caught sleeping by El Dandy (CMLL Martes de Coliseo, 2/18/1997)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
can't say these things until the election's won, so i didn't until now, one more for the good guys, but in retrospect, multiple people at the bar muttering or yelling "fuck you" at the TV during Haley Stevens' ads over the last month was probably not a great sign
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
sometimes an idea gets wedged into your head after seeing terrible wrestletok edits and won't leave. sometimes it happens when you're on vacation and it takes a month to finish. sometimes you edit a video for the first time in 12 years. be kind. anyways. 2002 YIL FRIDAY AUG. 7
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
two weeks hopefully but never commit to anything. take the time to catch up.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nobody's ever been victimized quite like how Super Dragon victimized TARO (Rev Pro/AWS Lucha de Respecto: Christmas Edition, 12/22/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the greatest rana of all time (NWA-TNA, 12/11/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
incredible spot, still like 24 years later, between Jody Fleisch and AJ Styles (FWA Seasons Beatings, 12/15/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
are you ready to accept Inokiist warrior Don West into your hearts? give me an "ichi ni san Don" real quick. (NWA-TNA, 12/18/2002)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
None of you would've survived the Brian Ferentz era of Iowa Hawkeyes football
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Meiko Satomura/Ayako Hamada vs. Aja Kong/Manami Toyota, GAEA Iron Heart 2002 Day One (11/10/2002) This was for Satomura and Hamada's AAAW Tag Team Titles. On paper, this is not ideal. We only have eighteen minutes out of a twenty seven minute match, and I'm just never going to love that. It's a…
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Meiko Satomura/Ayako Hamada vs. Aja Kong/Manami Toyota, GAEA Iron Heart 2002 Day One (11/10/2002)
This was for Satomura and Hamada's AAAW Tag Team Titles. On paper, this is not ideal. We only have eighteen minutes out of a twenty seven minute match, and I'm just never going to love that. It's a literal third of the match that's missing, and I've never done well with that level of uncertainty, especially in a style like this and especially with a wrestler as mercurial, to put it nicely, as Manami Toyota involved.
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Low Ki vs. Amazing Red, PWF Vast Energy USA (11/10/2002) This was for Ki's NWA/UPW/ZERO-ONE International Junior Heavyweight Title. One of the great gifts you can receive as a wrestling fan is to find a match that you didn't know existed and badly badly wanted. Sometimes that's a dream match, but…
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Low Ki vs. Amazing Red, PWF Vast Energy USA (11/10/2002)
This was for Ki's NWA/UPW/ZERO-ONE International Junior Heavyweight Title. One of the great gifts you can receive as a wrestling fan is to find a match that you didn't know existed and badly badly wanted. Sometimes that's a dream match, but other times, it comes in the form of simply getting another volume in a beloved series you thought you had seen everything from.
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Great Muta vs. Bob Sapp, AJPW WRESTLE-1 (11/17/2002) WRESTLE-1 was a short lived side project drawing in All Japan Pro Wrestling and K-1, among others, and it's one of the weirder cards you could ever find. Kendo Kashin teams with famous fight Caol Uno (under a deeply unfortunate name that I…
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The Great Muta vs. Bob Sapp, AJPW WRESTLE-1 (11/17/2002)
WRESTLE-1 was a short lived side project drawing in All Japan Pro Wrestling and K-1, among others, and it's one of the weirder cards you could ever find. Kendo Kashin teams with famous fight Caol Uno (under a deeply unfortunate name that I sort of want you to experience for the first time for yourself) against La Parka and Super Parka.
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dan Severn vs. Tarzan Goto, IWA Japan Kawasaki Dream Series Day Seven: King of the Deathmatches (8/20/1995) Commissions continue again, this one coming from frequent and generous Ko-fi contributor Trevor Fitzpatrick. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff.…
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Dan Severn vs. Tarzan Goto, IWA Japan Kawasaki Dream Series Day Seven: King of the Deathmatches (8/20/1995)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from frequent and generous Ko-fi contributor Trevor Fitzpatrick. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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HANDWERK @handwerkreviews.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Young Bucks vs. Jet Speed (Kevin Knight/Mike Bailey), AEW Dynamite (4/23/2025) Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Liamcourt. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is…
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The Young Bucks vs. Jet Speed (Kevin Knight/Mike Bailey), AEW Dynamite (4/23/2025)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Liamcourt. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
between the aquarium, planetarium, and various street foods, there's really no way the G1 show tonight won't be the worst part of my day, as lovely as it is to get to see one of these in person. pressure's entirely off boys. you're welcome.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
El Samurai, Billy Ken Kid, and the ultra-rare implied powerbomb (Osaka Pro Tenno-Zan 2002 Day One, 10/20/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jota and Masayuki Mineno with a valuable lesson about waiting a little bit on the celebration (CAPTURE INTERNATIONAL, 10/5/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
a beautiful friendship (IWA Japan 8th Anniversary, 10/1/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
attention all wrestlers: do this instead of the same thing we've seen a million times for 30 years. can't believe this came out of 2002 Chris Daniels vs. CM Punk, but a welcome change. (IWC, 9/28/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
all credit to Shocker and La Parka for going full Royal Rumble 2001 on this one (MLW Reload, 9/26/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
beautiful transition between a young AJ Styles and Low Ki. the drive behind it instead of just a swing into the railing gives it a lot more force, on top of how unique it still feels. (NWA-TNA, 9/25/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
finally, independent wrestling has come back to southwest Michigan
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is what i'd direct anyone towards who would argue against Buffalo being spiritually part of the midwest
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
obviously you understand why this one never quite caught on as a widely used counter spot, but it is incredibly sick and another of those textbook Young AJ things (NWA-TNA, 7/31/2002)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
should post this for you guys too, i guess. my 2026 GWE ballot.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
one of the best bumps and sells of all time from Red Bastien, courtesy of a Ray Stevens right hand (AWA, 12/2/1972)
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Force Ghosts scene from Return of the Jedi but Anakin is replaced by an old refrigerator
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Chob @chob316.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Brazo de Plata, the best to ever do it (CMLL Super Viernes, 8/2/1996)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
insane landing here from Juventud Guerrera against Rey Misterio Jr. in a car vs. car match (AAA Triplemania IV-C, 7/15/1996)
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
a collection of greatest hits from Aja Kong vs. Carlos Amano. sound up for a few especially gross ones. (OZ Academy, 5/11/2002)
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
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Oleg Boltman @elhijodelsimon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
nobody makes the completely unexpected/unthinkable as exciting, no matter if it looks good or not, as exciting as Z1's own Cannon films villain-turned-sometimes-hero Tom Howard (ZERO-ONE Genesis 2002 Day One, 4/27/2002)
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 02/03/2026
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline
room halfway filled with brown liquid
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